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x4740N , in When you donate, do you ever think of the person that gets your blood and how high their hospital bill will be?
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No, because I don’t live in america and the country I’m in does fairly well with healthcare and other social areas

uis ,
PoolloverNathan ,

It does narrow out America, at least.

uis , (edited )

Barely half. Even less then half of America.

EDIT: nope, entire america as original comment says

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

No, because I don’t live in america

uis ,

Oh, right. Crossing out two continents. Well, that leaves with 4 continents, but one has no countries, so 3 continetns. Eurasia, Africa and Australia. Still almost entire world.

Batting1000 , in Quite a talent

Imagine being the king, and you’ve got that one friend you want to put on payroll, but their only claim to fame is farting.

ilost7489 , in Quite a talent

Bumbulum is such a great word

veloxization ,
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It’s a bulum out of the bum.

sjmarf ,

“Bulum” means “instrument”, so it literally means “bum instrument”

Rusty ,

Whoa, Black Betty

calzone_gigante , in C O L O N I Z E

Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.

hydroptic ,

I thought that was the point of the image

llamapocalypse ,

That was definitely the joke, yeah

gravitas_deficiency ,
Ghostalmedia , in How to know you're in Indiana.
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Everythingispenguins ,

Not that kind of love

wreckedcarzz ,
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“What is Love’s? 🎶”

negativenull ,
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frezik ,

“We carry cheap knives, illegal Chinese handheld radios, Thin Blue Line flag hats, and there’s trucker sechs in the back”.

Ghostalmedia ,
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Excuse me, but you forgot the heat lamp chicken tendies and the attached Arby’s.

mojofrododojo ,

meth’s at pump #4. Ask for Jeetus

dev_null ,

Good ol’ Beofang; who cares what the numbers say? Pick your favorite ones, no worries.

LesserAbe , in Threatening me with a good time

The original person stops drinking it and three other people start

db2 , in How's that IPO goin'?

They already pumped it and dumped, you’re seeing the after effect now.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Putting the pop in popcorn chicken

I’ve never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I’m fine with this. No one can say they weren’t warned.

shit_of_ass ,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

I fight them nearly every day 😭

SmackemWittadic ,
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Username checks out?

pigup ,

If people who fight in public could read, they’d be very upset

BugleFingers ,

I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.

/J ofc

sweaterpuppys , in And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is...

I’m sure those are all legitimate users who are very interested in what Zuck is posting…

WeirdAlex03 ,
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Well @zuck (and @mosseri) are from Threads and, like @Mastodon, it makes sense a lot of people would first choose to follow the top leaders. I imagine the majority of those are actually legitimate users, though the Threads bubble also very quickly popped, so who knows how many are still active

ummthatguy , in That was a close one
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“Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Drinvictus , in Most American meme you've ever seen.

Dude this is literally me. As soon as I finished med school and started residency I got LASIK. A year after that I got Invisalign. And resident physicians don’t make a lot montey but it was enough to change my looks.

IamAnonymous ,

Can’t wait to know what you are going to do with your money when you are an Attending physician! Lol.

Drinvictus ,

Cocaine and bitches!

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

This you, hahahaha

Powerball Winnings | Unexpected Answer [0:48]

youtu.be/K-qFIWrEElk

When asked how he’ll spend the money if he wins the Powerball lottery, this guy gives an unexpectedly honest answer to a stunned Fox 5 Las Vegas reporter.

Drinvictus ,

Haha. No I’m just a fan

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,
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Fantastic, hahaha

Teon ,
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So... a dog breeder that never stops talking???
Interesting. O_o

ivanafterall ,
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Brand new penis!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I kinda wanna get invisalign. Im still kinda leery of LASIK, but it sounds interesting.

pineapplelover ,

I’m definitely getting lasik maybe after I finish school and get my first high paying job

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited ) in This should be fun

If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.

That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol

Sanctus , in Framework secretly hates Linux?!?!?!?!
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This is a top tier shit post

catsarebadpeople , in Fact

What’s really important is that it’s impossible not to be a bad person and a billionaire. I like her music but being a billionaire means that she is an enemy of society. Period

Jumuta ,

what makes you think it’s impossible? it seems unlikely but I wouldn’t say impossible

explodicle ,

Because you can’t get that much without exploitation and refusing to share.

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  • Coreidan ,

    Ya because their bloodline is already corrupted. They were raised by shit heads. They will be shit heads. It runs in the family.

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  • Coreidan ,

    Wouldn’t know because I wasn’t raised by selfish assholes

    brbposting ,

    Wouldn’t know because I wasn’t raised by

    genealogists? :)

    If we went back to our common ancestor I assume we’d all find a great … grandmother stealing a club or something.

    Kase , (edited )

    Yeah, no. Billionaires suck, including if they inherited the money (e: and then kept it to themselves; thanks kofe!). But being raised by shit heads does not mean you’re destined to become a shit head.

    kofe ,

    You’re contradicting yourself. If billionaires are shit heads, why does inheriting it inherently make you one? I agree with the other poster that keeping it all is the part that makes it shitty

    hglman ,

    Keeping it does.

    Kase ,

    Oh yeah, I agree with you! I should’ve specified, but I did only mean the ones who keep the inherited money. My bad :p

    hamms ,

    If they keep it for themselves, yes.

    catsarebadpeople ,

    There’s no moral reason to have that much money. If you earned $2500 a day (about a million dollars a year) it would take you just under 1200 years to earn a billion dollars. I personally believe you should earn more if you work harder than others but there’s simply no way anyone could work hard enough to deserve more than anyone should make in 15 lifetimes. If you are lucky enough to get that amount of money there’s no moral reason to keep it all.

    Now think about how Bezos is worth 192.4 billion dollars. Hopefully that helps folks understand the problem. And by problem, I mean the largest threat we are facing to human existence. Every other issue we’re having stems from the fact that billionaires exist.

    dditty ,

    A good person would never make it to a net worth of a billion dollars though. A good person would give away 999,999,000 to charity, for example.

    chetradley ,

    Say you work on a team with, say 50 people. Everyone works hard to generate money, but you’re the star of the show, so naturally you get to keep a little more of that money than everyone else. The question is, how much? Is it morally questionable to make double what everyone else does? What about 10x? What if you keep half for yourself, meaning those 49 other people combined make the same as you? Not enough? What about 100x as much as everyone else? 1000x?

    Taylor Swift’s salary is about 1,700x the average in the music industry. People on her team are likely struggling to make ends meet or pay for hospital bills or support a family. Meanwhile, Taylor Swift is hoarding money like a fucking dragon.

    OfficerBribe ,

    It’s not really a problem that can be solved though. Should Taylor Swift’s team earn 2x more than Kanye’s? They possibly already earn above average what one usually would by supporting someone else.

    She is obviously not going to refuse what people are willing to pay for her. Earnings for world famous musicians and actors always has and will be ridiculous.

    chetradley ,

    The problem can be solved through progressive tax reform. Check it out: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/17ed9ae6-316a-4512-b6d5-13e6fca40200.png

    The tax rate on the ultra-wealthy has decreased tremendously since the 70s. By making billionaires pay their fair share and closing tax loopholes, we can make huge improvements to wealth inequality and fund social programs that help people who need it most.

    Sorgan71 ,

    most bilionares are good people. Some are not though.

    LemmysMum ,

    Nobody that has exploited and hoarded billions of dollars from society for their personal benefit are good people.

    Sorgan71 ,

    Some can be. You dont know all billionares

    LemmysMum ,

    Don’t have to, it’s not possible to hoard that much wealth while people starve and be considered ‘good’.

    Sorgan71 ,

    It is possible. You dont know enough to make that judgement.

    LemmysMum ,

    Self awareness isn’t your strong suite, is it?

    Sorgan71 ,

    its stronger than yours, clearly

    catsarebadpeople ,

    You don’t know all billionaires. You can’t say that they’re not all evil.

    Mango ,

    They’ve spent more money than you’ll ever make convincing you of that.

    catsarebadpeople ,

    Looking at your comments I can see you’re just a troll but if actual humans are reading this: there are exactly zero moral billionaires. It is not possible to be a billionaire and be a good person at the same time. You do not have to know what’s in their heart or whatever the fuck this idiot is trying to say. You can’t earn that kind of money without hurting and exploiting people and if you keep that amount of money you are actively harming society. End of story.

    Sorgan71 ,

    Not really true at all. Judgemental people like you are the reason we cant progress as a species.

    abracaDavid ,

    Lmao and the people hoarding incalculable wealth that they’ll never ever be able to spend in multiple lifetimes are for sure helping us progress as a species.

    Get real.

    catsarebadpeople ,

    You don’t know that. It’s possible that it’s the billionaires

    Arthur_Leywin ,

    I’m assuming Elon is a “good” billionaire?

    Sorgan71 ,

    Lol no

    charonn0 ,
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    “One cannot reign innocently… Every king is a rebel and a usurper.”

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , in That's a low blow
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I think it’s really dumb that people think 5’7" (170 cm) is short for males.

    The typical height of the human male is anywhere from 5’5"–6’0" (165–183 cm).

    5’7" isn’t short; it is stupidly average.

    Source: www.healthline.com/health/average-height-for-men

    Daxtron2 ,
    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    No, I’m actually a girl.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Women can’t study the blade?

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I…never said that at all. Where did you even get that impression?

    mke ,

    I think they’re just keeping up the banter. As in, humourously acting like they don’t get your point just to keep the joke going (“So what if you’re a girl? That’s clearly you rn, just replace them with a short girl. Or are you saying girls cannot study the blade?”). Supporting that idea is the fact that “Study the blade” is a relatively well known internet meme at this point.

    But I’m just an unrelated individual inserting myself into a random conversation with little reason, trying to interpret another person’s comment on a shitposting community.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Yeah…I was suspecting as such. Rather immature, if you ask me. Oh well. Shitposting comments on a shitposting community makes sense, I suppose. shrug

    Daxtron2 ,

    My therapist said women aren’t real and can’t hurt me

    lightnsfw ,

    Wait what? Then who were those people I dated that emotionally crippled me?

    Daxtron2 ,

    they were feds

    nossaquesapao ,

    This entire thread makes me so sad. I didn’t expect this level of discrimination here on lemmy. I was even told this was the good part of the internet…

    Even the #1 rule of this instance is about being respectful, but somehow, threads like this exist and are highly upvoted, with comments endorsing them.

    I saw some of the comments you received on here, and I’m sorry for you.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Thanks. I’m disappointed too. I would have thought the whole notion of Rule 30 (“There are no women on the Internet”) was dead by now. Clearly I am wrong.

    I guess I should have known better than to expect some people to be anything less than immature children.

    Jollyllama ,

    Sounds like epic cope from a manlet.

    I am 5’6.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Who me? Hell no, bruh, I’m a fucking 5’1" woman. Lol.

    meliaesc ,

    I’m a 5’3" woman, but it explains why we don’t think 5’7" is short.

    HerrBeter ,

    WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE

    meliaesc ,

    ^indignant ^squeaks

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I mean, I’m pretty sure I explained why I don’t think 5’7" is short pretty well. It’s a statistically unsupported claim.

    Kusimulkku ,

    It depends wildly, but 170cm might be short in the US, especially for some age groups since 175cm seems to be the average for everyone over 20.

    From 2015–2018, the average height for males in the United States ages 20 and over was 69 inches (175cm)

    For Finland, for males 18+ that average is 177cm. You can be your ass I’m short at 169cm. And you do not want to go “well, in the Philippines I would be above average” lol

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Well see that’s why I didn’t go by just US statistics. That link I cited states US statistics as well as worldwide. It would be ignorant of me to make a species-wide claim by using a dataset that only includes 5% of the world population, after all. :)

    Kusimulkku ,

    It does use feets and inches as the measure. That narrows it down a lot.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , (edited )
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Could also be the UK, to be fair. The inch units may be different, but both nations use the International Foot.

    In any case, I don’t really see the region as being relevant; the meme may be limited to a particular region, but I was objecting more to the whole notion of that stereotype. Which is the same regardless of the unit used.


    Edit: A word.

    Kusimulkku ,

    But even the UK is much taller than the global average and you’d be short at 170cm.

    In any case, I don’t really see the region as being relevant; the meme may be limited to a particular region, but I was objecting more to the whole notion of that stereotype. Which is the same regardless of the unit used.

    How tall or short you’re considered is dependant on that region. People are comparing you to the people around you, not to global average.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    People are comparing based on incomplete data. It may be short for one country, but there are humans in other countries too. If those countries population were all shorter than the other, would that make them short? No, it would simply adjust what qualifies as normal.

    For a species-wide judgment one needs a species-wide dataset.

    Kusimulkku ,

    Normality is what you have around you. That’s the context people compare things in, usually. Someone short in the UK might be average elsewhere, but when people say “I’m short” or “he’s tall”, it’s with an unsaid for what I typically see around me implied there.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I fully understand that. I’m not saying people don’t do that; I’m merely saying that it is dumb as it’s an inherently incomplete dataset and therefore not a reliable source of measurement. In other words, I’m talking about what’s objectively normal, not what’s subjectively normal.

    Do people do that? Of course they do; I’m a dumbass, not an idiot. But I also don’t like it, and this is why.

    TimewornTraveler ,

    is bait

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Your face is bait.

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