If you give 50 bucks to a homeless person, it will be gone instantly. If you give $44 Billion to Elon Musk, he will use it to kill a social media website.
For some reason, I thought they were all underwater, releasing bubbles up to the slightly choppy surface. Leaving aside physics and, you know, breathing, I was wondering if they were all not pooping because of the embarrassment of watching it float up to the surface.
Anyway, there’s probably a lesson in the about scrolling too fast, or too tired or something.
You don’t know this, the democrats try to hide this from you: Looking directly into the ball of magic plasma in the sky for about 30 minutes straight will fill your ancient white blood cell batteries. Which means your eyes will turn golden, you will get super fast healing powers and your cock will grow. Works on males and females. But do not blink while looking into it. Not once. Or else you will turn black.
Seriously, why do you think my agents are speaking of „drinking liberal tears“ all the time? Just take the fucking hint dumbass. Look into the sun today.
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