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partial_accumen , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

“Do you want Beans memes? Because that’s how you get Beans memes.”

partial_accumen , in Horror

Gore posts need NSFW tag.

Hypersapien ,

NSFL

Cosmonauticus , in Horror

Does any other culture get so stupidly defensive over their food like Italians? If you paid for it you can put anything dumbass thing you want on your pizza.

DarkDarkHouse , in Automanton
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Clearly a mandroid

Pinto23 , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

I poop like 3 times a day or more. Almost always about 30 minutes after I eat. I poop when I wake up. I’ll poop 1 or two times at work. I’ll poop usually about an hour before bed. I poop when I walk around walmart

I poop a lot

I literally just got done pooping

kryllic ,
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Same. I also have ibs so…

SgtSilverLining ,
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In all seriousness, that’s too much. If you are going directly after eating you’ve got some gi issues going on. Going that frequently can also mess up your gut flora and exacerbate whatever else you’ve got going on. Are you able to see a gastroenterologist?

JshKlsn ,
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3 times per day is normal and healthy. 30 minutes after you eat isn’t the food you just ate, either.

MBM ,

3 times per day is healthy, but if it’s often more then idk

I_Fart_Glitter , (edited )
dan1101 ,
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Also Chris Treager: STOP. POOPING.

RaincoatsGeorge ,

Do yourself a favor and get some psyllium husk. Don’t overdo it with the stuff , take it once daily to start, but it will make it so you don’t have to go multiple times a day. Also it’s good for you.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I’m pooping right now. I’m eating dinner

krzschlss , in Horror

No amount of gatekeeping will ever shake my undying love for pineapple on pizza!

RVGamer06 ,
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Maybe 168.249.62.75 will.

Mercival , (edited ) in me🐺irl

One movie is a deeply-troubling psychological thriller about the man made horrors beyond your comprehension, that shakes you to your very core, the other tells the story of the discovery of the atomic bomb.

kokesh , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
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That’s some rough shit

Belgdore , in Im a cheapskate myself, ill take the free version thanks!

Hank hill is in both pictures

sudo_shinespark , (edited ) in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds

Compared with people who pooped once a day, constipated participants had significantly worse cognition equivalent to three years more of chronological cognitive aging, the authors found. Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small.

Not pooping often enough? Jail. Pooping too often? Believe it or not, also jail

Uli , (edited )

My 3-year-old niece is chronically constipated, so I think this must mean she’s as smart as a 6-year-old.

Patrizsche ,

I tried to upvote your comment twice… I’m stupid maybe I don’t poop enough

wason , in How journalist view modern gamers

I play with mic and voice disabled

FlyingSquid , in Whenever I sort by "Hot", I never get an erection. Do I have to turn NSFW filters off in my settings? If so, why is "sort by Hot" even still there?
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Have you tried Cialis?

MaxVoltage , in Im a cheapskate myself, ill take the free version thanks!
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I am so PaiN 😭😔

Usernameblankface , in How journalist view modern gamers
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This is why I can’t enjoy most new games, especially since I am exclusively on smartphone games with limited time and no interest in paying for anything. All the multiplayer mobile games set up this scenario to push you to buy power ups to get that guy back who just wiped you off the map with a $5 item. Nah, I’ll just uninstall at that point.

gustavo , in You try to go to bed IRL but you see this message, wyd?

i put on my robe and wizard hat

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