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over_clox , in You almost had it! You almost had it!

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21Cabbage , in Decorating

The amount of nonsense I’d use whatever room that ended up in for would be legendary.

over_clox , in Decorating

That don’t sound like a bad price TBF…

whostosay ,

pretty sure thats well below cost of raw material.

MintyFresh ,

I’m sure disassembly, transport, and reassembly is sold separately

over_clox ,

Looks like good firewood to me…

Mr_Blott ,

You’ve clearly never inhaled burning Victorian varnish

deuleb_biezelbob , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
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shrimpistan

TheFunkyMonk , in Lemmy - Wikipedia
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Trick question. Lemmy is God.

Aurenkin , in Decorating

The court will now hear the case of which show will be watched next. Please be seated, the court is now in session.

Representative for Bridgerton, please step forward and present your opening arguments after which we will hear from 3 Body Problem.

Viking_Hippie ,

waves banner with three celestial bodies and boos as the Bridgerton Barrister enters in over the top period dress

TheBat ,
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Off-topic but I recently read about Bridgerton and the premise is so dumb. 🤦‍♂️

Madison420 ,

It’s catty and stupid, yes. It’s perfect at being what it is, catty and stupid. It’s still very funny

DragonOracleIX , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

Looks like the EU to me

Steamymoomilk , in Decorating

Everbody Gangster till the cat claims the stan

The cat gives life sentances to people who feed him .045 second late or more

ricdeh ,
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But then wo will feed them? Or are they life enslavement sentences?

Num10ck ,

thats the thing about cats. they can feed and clean themselves.

superkret , in Those poor plants

Carnivores eat animals that eat a lot more plants than humans could ever eat.

That’s why I only eat baby animals. They only drink milk, which hurts no one.

ZILtoid1991 , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

That’s Dementia…

FQQD , in Breakfast time!!!
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'mericans…

gigachad ,

Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I’m from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!

chemical_cutthroat ,
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How about that beef, tho?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Pork is better tbh

robocall ,
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Are you drunk? Why so competitive?

Aurenkin ,

Why so serious?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Anchovies

FQQD ,
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That’s not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Skill issue

Jessica ,

I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not

wesker ,
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Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?

ASDraptor ,

I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.

You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary

wesker ,
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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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pasta la vista

wesker ,
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norimee ,

Originally a Swiss brand Suchard now owned by Mondelez, mostly produced in Germany.

You are probably thinking of Italian chocolate Brand Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder products, Rocher …)

wesker ,
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It’s-a joke!

norimee ,

It’s owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.

schoegge ,

Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don’t like it.

ASDraptor ,

I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating… It’s… An unpleasant experience.

FQQD ,
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As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Germans eat???

FQQD ,
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Yes, you

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Seems Germans need better protein sources. Like eggs and chocolate.

Archer ,

Allegedly

cheddar ,
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They used to, but I heard that döner kebabs are too expensive nowadays.

RecluseRamble ,

As a German I’m interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?

tobogganablaze ,

Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?

norimee ,

What exactly did you see?

finkrat ,

I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I’m sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch… At least they’re using Milka

ZILtoid1991 , in Those poor plants

There was a Hungarian cult that convinced others that people can survive by eating light. There were some deaths and was quickly shut down, but they exist forever in anorexia-related jokes.

abbadon420 ,

I think you’re talking about Breatherism? There’ve been a couple of those cults all over Europe. It’s not particularly popular, luckily, but they often make it to the newspapers, because someone usually dies.

It originates from Hinduism though. There’s a another Indian religion called Jainism. These are the monks you see brushing away the beetles before their feet, to not step on them. It’s very much about nature and spiritualism and being good. Fasting is a key concept of this religion and the most extreme cases will choose to fast until death to cleanse the world. This is all very spiritual though and takes years of preparation.

postmateDumbass , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

Looks like Whatthefuckistan to me.

Sternburgexport , in Level 5 Gyatttttt

Just run me over with a bus or something idk JUST MAKE IT STOP!

nibble4bits , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

That’s Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.

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