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Theme , in DuckDuckGoose

We found John Stardew!?

MrSilkworm , in DuckDuckGoose
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I’m sincerely envy. I wish I could do the same.

TheBlue22 , in ruzzia is the only country unaware of the gun problem in the US

Given how completely dogshit the rest of ruzzian military is, I wouldn’t be surprised if their arsenal of nuclear weapons was shit too. I can confidently bet that before a single nuke was fired from them, they would be completely obliterated.

jordanlund , in Average game chat censorship
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I remember ye-olden days…

“Nice shoes!”

“Let’s play again on Saturday!”

“I can play as loud as I want in the basement!”

Passerby6497 ,

The scunthorpe problem always made me giggle

ShinkanTrain ,

Dark Souls (2?) blocked “Knight”

Trainguyrom ,

RuneScape originally replaced censored words with “cabbage” so a rude message may read “cabbage off newb!” And honestly I feel like that’s the best way to implement a child friendly censor

Faresh ,

The thrive community forums did it with the word belgium, inspired by the work of Douglas Adams

Etterra ,

The funny part is that they set up the detection for “hoe” wrong. “Ho” is the insult; “hoe” is a garden tool. Even jeopardy knows it.

xelar , in DuckDuckGoose

Okay, thats the response for rich people. Whats the offer for less rich who would like to “disconnect from the system”?

Hadriscus ,

It’s a case by case thing, obviously there’s no single answer, it’s going to depend on your existing skills, your location, the availability of geese, and so on

PmMeFrogMemes ,

start crying!:D

JusticeForPorygon , in beans
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Felon doing felon things.

Though I feel even most felons have better taste than this.

JusticeForPorygon , in beans
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Had to do a double take when I saw the cereal and coffee and beans because that’s totally some shit he’da done

Katana314 , in It's good to be the King

Remember the rules; Princess = innocent and blameless, Queen = evil and despotic.

Got_Bent , (edited ) in DuckDuckGoose

Not in computers. I’m an accountant. I don’t have enough money to throw the double middle fingers. Can somebody please, for the love of all that’s holy, show me the way out or, you know, come sneak onto my property when I’m not looking and delete me?

Edit: JUST now, I got told that I’m unprofessional because I refuse to give my personal cell phone number to all three thousand of our clients. I said that my private phone funded by my personal money is not a business asset and they can give me a company phone if they want me texting clients. This was met with a huff, turning of a back on me, and storming off.

problematicPanther ,
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sell all your earthly possessions and buy two geese, one male and one female. then you, too, will be a goose farmer.

phoenixz ,

To avoid inbreeding issues you might want to start with a few more than that…

problematicPanther , in It's good to be the King
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live action erotic roleplay or something

wolfeh , in Average game chat censorship
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“It’s the D–k van D–e show! Starring D–k van D–e!”

AbsoluteChicagoDog , in Veggietales Facts

I mean, it’s still in the top 30% of nations to live in. The US is nowhere near its potential for a great place to live but it’s still above average.

bitjunkie ,

I don’t entirely disagree but I think at this advanced stage, it’s largely due to inertia.

Allonzee ,

I agree, this is just leftover momentum.

Reaganomics was a bullet to this nation’s brain stem. Citizens United was just the capitalists pissing on the long dead corpse for fun.

This place is just the command center for multinational oligarchs to wage war on the rest of humanity to increase short term profit expectations.

Dasus ,
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Well said there in the back.

Fades ,

advanced stage

this country is still very young

bitjunkie ,

By previous countries’ standards. I meant advancement in terms of damage done, not strictly timewise. Humanity is speedrunning mass extinction, and America has been at the forefront.

problematicPanther , in DuckDuckGoose
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i’m a data analyst. there’s an urge to say fuck this shit and start a brewery. That urge is there every single day.

Hadriscus ,

We always need more brewists. Do it !

bluewing ,

I used to be a Toolmaker long ago and far away. And there is a, and not undeservedly so, stereotype of Toolmakers as cranky old assholes. And the job tends to make us intolerant assholes.

I too had reached a point where I had enough of being angry, cranky, and hateful to everyone and myself every day. So I finally took all that cranky angry hatred and decided to channel it into something more constructive - I became a Medic for the next 15 years. And when that pissed me off enough I decided to teach math in my tiny rural school for 4 years until I retired.

I am a very slow learner…

jdeath , in DuckDuckGoose

20+ years at M$ sounds like hell on earth. Might be better for mankind to work for 20 years at an oil company ffs

recklessengagement , in Average game chat censorship

Recent changes in GTA Online moderation now censor words like “meth” and “cocaine” in chat…

…in a game where large portions of the gameplay are focused around selling meth and cocaine.

abbadon420 ,

Is that game even any fun anymore? I stopped playing after the first year or so.

recklessengagement ,

If you’re a fan of shenanigans, have some friends to play with, and know how to avoid the script kiddies, it can be quite fun.

Trainguyrom ,

From what I’ve seen the real fun are on the private FiveM servers

InSamsara ,

I stopped playing too, it would be more fun if it wasn’t as grindy.

Raiderkev ,

So Mike Tyson can’t say that stuff is messed up… Shame

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