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EmperorHenry , in Deep Discounts
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

yeah, and then you’ll have to spend money per month on each individual feature you want to use.

carwash mode, can’t take it to a carwash without carwash mode or else all the internal components will be flooded and ruined forever

You need to pay extra to be able to go full throttle

and to even charge the damn thing after you buy it, you need to register with the service that connects it to a centralized control.

Yes that’s right, tesla cars won’t allow themselves to be charged until you register with the service that connects it to the internet. y’know, because privacy is just so uncool now!

GreyWizard ,

Absolutely none of that is true.

pastermil , in Religious people: The world is ending

Dear Milena,

I wish the world were ending tomorrow. Then I could take the next train, arrive at your doorstep in Vienna, and say: “Come with me, Milena. We are going to love each other without scruples or fear or restraint. Because the world is ending tomorrow.” Perhaps we don’t love unreasonably because we think we have time, or have to reckon with time. But what if we don’t have time? Or what if time, as we know it, is irrelevant? Ah, if only the world were ending tomorrow. We could help each other very much.

Franz Kafka

Daxtron2 , in What are they hiding?

milk holding glyphs

blackluster117 , in Picture
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

That’s the smile of a cyborg that shot a scumbag in the dick. Gotta love Peter Weller. He was also Batman!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And Buckaroo Banzai

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

Wherever you go, there you are.

ReplicantBatty ,

Home… Home is where you wear your hat!

Wiz ,

It’s not my goddamned planet monkey-boy!

Etterra , in "what happened??"

I think this is correlation without causation. Or at least not exclusively, or even mostly. Don’t get me wrong he’s still a dick.

NaoPb , in Smoking PSA

I really wish it wasn’t unhealthy. It looks so cool in old videos. And also the esthetics of a lit sigarette in an ash tray producing a line of smoke rising to the ceiling.

simplejack , in Deep Discounts
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

It really irritates me that the best range for $ ratio in the US is still dominated by Telsa.

NaoPb , in The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss

Has it always been Beanz with a Z?

kindenough , in Gotta love these new folding phones..

On Ebay, "as good as new, minor scratches"

over_clox OP ,

LMFAO! I just happened to find it today while walking our dog. Obviously the phone is a goner, but it still had a SIM card in it. I tried the SIM card in one of my devices, apparently it was under T-Mobile, but now it’s no longer in service.

Oh well, you win some, you lose some…

some_guy , in Smoking PSA
finitebanjo , in When will the embargo end?

Whats stopping you? I’m actually unaware.

Lemmy.world admins reinstated c/Vegan moderators a long long time ago, apologized for removing vegan pet diet posts

Greg OP ,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

There is a new temporary rule. I’m not actually sure what the context was that caused the rule. I’m just metashitposting

finitebanjo ,

Oh, a rule here on shitposting. I think you violated it with this post, tho?

Greg OP ,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

Maybe I’m misunderstanding this whole thing. I just thought we couldn’t shitposts about feeding vegan pets?

svc ,

You better be careful. You’re starting to sound like an agent of chaos. We don’t take kindly to those around here…

finitebanjo ,

Yes.

And you did shitpost about that topic.

metaStatic ,

people who abuse their animals don't understand this is a shit posting community and get defensive.

then admins apparently think poking fun at idiots isn’t fun for anyone for some reason.

and now I'm banned aren't I?

ColdWater , in Smoking PSA
@ColdWater@lemmy.ca avatar

Cancer speedrun any%

TachyonTele , in I've got some dank memes ready to go

I think you might be a little obsessed over this.

Greg OP ,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

I think you’re right. I should bring this up at my next counselling session.

NaibofTabr ,

Is your counselor a vegan? You could use the session to test out some of your memes!

RustyShackleford , in Picture

I was watching my 6 year old nephew and we saw Peter Weller, so I told him that’s the guy who played Robocop. Of course my nephew wanted to meet him, he was nice and asked what my nephews favorite part of the movie was… unfortunately, my nephew excitedly said, “when you shot the bad guy’s wieners off!”

NegativeInf , in New diet

Greg, you are the top 4 posts on my everything page rn.

So hot rn.

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