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blarth , in Minecraft. Family guy, even.

ESG compliant! Oh no! Only the most…wait, what’s that? Every fucking Fortune 500 company has an ESG program? Oh.

Well, I guess that’s nothing but stupid fucking conspiracy theorist QAnon goof bullshit.

Moving on…

funkless_eck ,

I just wrote a marketing plan for a company selling ESG data solutions to $1B+ businesses. Its likely going to be a big topic in the coming years.

Of course it’s also likely going to be full of bullshit and excuses and weasling out of their responsibilities.

name_NULL111653 , in Time for spicy coffee

This is a sin…

thesporkeffect , in Would you prefer some pilk instead?

Could I get a Baja Bliss? Baja Blast and piss

LemmyFeed , in Time for spicy coffee

This would water it down. You’re supposed to drink it like a shot, straight out the cup.

Thteven , in Time for spicy coffee
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Rich, creamy, garlic

Tylerdurdon , in Would you prefer some pilk instead?

No no, it’s mint syrup and milk. Mmmmmmm

capt_wolf ,
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Throw in some chocolate too! Junior Mint milk…

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metaStatic , in Would you prefer some pilk instead?

While this is clearly a food crime it really makes we want to attempt a Rainbow Sherbert Spider/Float with rainbow ice cream.

recklessengagement , in Ceci n'est pas une pipe

I love this screensaver. You can install it on newer machines if you know where to look.

NaibofTabr , in Would you prefer some pilk instead?

Isn’t there citric acid in Monster?

yup

So… chunky curdled milk then.

HoornseBakfiets ,

Monster Energy is heavily stuffed with 54 grams sugar per 16 fl. oz. can

Mixed units for extra science points.

Bishma , in Would you prefer some pilk instead?
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Sanctus , in Peeble streamer on Doop
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Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.

modifier ,

Awkward that you would mention streaming. We moved on to gleeking 3 years ago.

Plopp ,

When I was young we were masturbating.

toofpic ,

Oh, you just said “we”, and it’s degoratory to pluralsexuals!

wischi ,

I’m seemingly also close to the grave, because I have no idea if those words are actual products or just made up.

ArmoredThirteen , in Would you prefer some pilk instead?

First time I tried pilk I went in pretty fucking skeptical. It actually works surprisingly well honestly think I like it more than plain pepsi. So while I’d say I’m pretty fucking skeptical about milkster too, I’d still try it

dogsoahC , in Night shift sucks

I work at a large airport this summer. What is this “fully staffed” you’re talking about, and where can I get it?

uis , in Innovation cannot be stopped

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shutz , in Peeble streamer on Doop

The Democratic Order of Planets has a streaming platform, now?

tigeruppercut ,

always time for !futurama

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