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Steamymoomilk , in fish

But what if im coy?

Evil_Shrubbery , in Even a lost soul can find some good birdseed

The only thing that will survive in our environments, the last of the pollinators in a world devoid of animals and plants.

We are lucky they are cute.

Atherel , in Even a lost soul can find some good birdseed

Bob’s hungry

DacoTaco ,
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Came here to see a bob comment, was happy to found one haha.
Hungry bob might also be found in an adult entertainment shop though xD

Berttheduck , in I, too, like books.

To help my American lemmings with pronunciation: Red-ing and Bark-shere.

It’s a very good university too.

dogsoahC OP ,
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Anglophones have no right to complain about French pronunciation. What the fuck is this shit?

Berttheduck ,

Tell me about it English is a bastardised language made up of so many different languages rules. Have you heard of Lee and Perrins Worcestershire sauce? It’s pronounced wuster-shere.

Great sauce btw, real umami flavour and great on cheese on toast.

TWeaK ,

My favourite is Wymondham. (Like the blowy kind,) Wind-um.

Also, fuck Worcester sauce.

GreatAlbatross ,
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I like Towcester.
Excellent for breakfast crumpets.

dogsoahC OP ,
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I’ve heard it as “English isn’t a language. It’s three languages under a trench coat, pretending to be a language.”

Viking_Hippie ,

James Acaster’s classic Kettering Town FC bit starts with another example 😁

Skua ,

Half the reason our pronunciation is so weird is that a bunch of French guys took over England

then_three_more ,

It would be so much easier if we had accents over our vowels, like in a lot of languages to indicate which of that vowels sounds was wanted.

DakRalter ,
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oldenglish.info/advpronunciationguide.html

English used to be phonetic, it’s just people started changing the way they pronounced vowels, but the spelling stayed the same. For example, both the k and the gh in “knight” used to be pronounced.

quantenzitrone ,
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ever heard of ghoti?

dogsoahC OP ,
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Yes. I have also heard of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

abbadon420 , in I, too, like books.

OP clearly doesn’t know what the three shells are for.

AFC1886VCC , in I, too, like books.

There’s also the Reading festival. A common misconception is that it’s a music festival. It’s actually a festival of books.

HexesofVexes , in I, too, like books.

Fun UK fact - we use a different ranking system for lecturers:

Lecturer Senior Lecturer Reader Professor

That means, at some point, someone has been a “Reader in X at Reading”.

orcrist , in That hippie!

A can of soup, clearly.

LazerFX , in Even a lost soul can find some good birdseed

Murray!

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) in george skibidi

Depends on how old he’d be in 2023.

65 years: “What is ski bidet toilet?”

7 years: “Yes SKIBIDI TOILET!!!”

magic_lobster_party ,

65 years: "What is ski bidet toilet?"
65 years: "Yes SKIBIDI TOILET!!!"

7 years: "Yes SKIBIDI TOILET!!!"

ByteOnBikes , in Even a lost soul can find some good birdseed

During Halloween, please make sure you feed any wandering skulls bird seed and not candy.

wabafee , in Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)
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None ate the cabbages. None then went home full and happy.

iAvicenna , in Even a lost soul can find some good birdseed
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Murray! Or maybe Morte?

Rolive ,

Tap for spoilerDo not trust the skull!

BRB reinstalling.

iAvicenna ,
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have been reading some planescape based novels lately, I am very close to reinstalling

Swedneck , in the rarely seen solar self own
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garlic tramp stamp

BrokenGlepnir , in george skibidi

George washington: What are you looking at there Thomas

Thomas Jefferson:(suddenly turns around) I can’t stop watching pornography

thomcat ,
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that’s my great great great great great great great grandfather for ya!

nicknonya ,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ghjoX2_GE

HappyFrog ,

I was thinking of exactly this video too!

Agent641 ,

Thought he was gonna be pondering his orb

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