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lath , in Stretching

She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She’s not a fucking pokemon after all…

0ops ,

She turned herself into a motorboat

lath ,

But not for motorboating purposes.

psmgx , in Stretching

everyday we stray further from god

Lost_My_Mind , in you can hear this image

Anyone elses cat do this for like 20 minutes? And eventually you’re like “SHUT UP AND POOP ALREADY!!!”

Then she poops in like 3 seconds and the whole house smells like a warzone.

Then she wants to come snuggle, and you’re like “Ew, no, stinky kitty…” and she’s all like " :( sad meow"

And then you feel bad, and pet her, but seriously, why do I smell the catbox from 3 rooms over???

jordanlund , in Olympic casual GigaChad
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No hearing protection either…

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Small caliber air guns, so no dangerous decibels, but most shooters do wear ear protection to block out distractions.

TootSweet , in Kawaii neko

This post brought to you by the next Kirby game.

snausagesinablanket , in Vacation Bible School
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This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my…

random_character_a , in you can hear this image
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Not exactly. I use wood pellets so it’s more like promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp promp

…and you can occasionally head few pellets pouncing on the floor

Clearwater , in what then?

Commander-in-cheeks

No_Eponym , in 🦍 😁 ❔
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More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?

jaybone , in Before the Olympics went woke

Cigarettes were being banned long before woke was a concept.

SparrowRanjitScaur ,

That’s the joke

cordlesslamp , in Stretching

✊ TO THE SEARCH MACHINE!

Rule 34, don’t you fail me now!!

MehBlah ,

Based on random deviant art from just logging in you wont be disappointed.

Nikls94 , in Olympic casual GigaChad

We should make some “cash-lympics” where some random people from every nation within the desired age are invited for free to just compete, with no training whatsoever. It would certainly be as fun/exciting as watching this dude

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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I think MXC essentially provides that experience.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c366c368-e91d-4566-9ad4-f5f5636816b8.jpeg

captain_aggravated ,
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Right you are, Ken.

exu ,

Relevant

Blackmist ,

Have it like The Price Is Right. Just call random people down from the crowd to do the hurdles.

NegativeInf , in "they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!

chevy9294 ,

Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(

lauha ,

You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting

niktemadur , in The ring of fire

The fact that it’s so perfectly positioned, makes me think somebody did this on purpose, maybe holding a magnifying glass by the window, people passed nearby but paid no attention - after all, nobody’s trying to break into the car - but there they were, fucking up somebody’s car with an analog, rudimentary, sun-powered, laser-like device: a piece of glass.

Fuck_u_spez_ , in Olympic casual GigaChad

And the other one is flicking a cigarette.

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