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gowan , in gotdamn
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Ok and I can’t afford to live in my neighborhood from 15 years ago because it gentrified.

My cousin, who is a poet, had a huge place in Williamsberg in the 90’s but couldn’t dream to afford it now that the neighborhood has gentrified.

Sometimes our old hoods become expensive because they aren’t the same place anymore.

Tavarin ,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Except everywhere is getting more expensive, not just gentrified neighbourhoods. And a middle aged lawyer should be able to afford a 1 bedroom anywhere in the world, it’s ridiculous what housing costs now.

KiwiFlavor , in IRA

o7

VanitasTheUnversed , in IRA

Ayo, does using Lemmy mean I can have me_IRA in my feed again?!

mod_pp OP ,
@mod_pp@lemmy.world avatar

Come out you … Starts playing

can ,

Idk what this is but I found !me_ira

Baines , in I love d

so uh article, no outrage that this can even be done by the NSA?

47_alpha_tango ,
@47_alpha_tango@lemmy.zip avatar

This is exactly what I was thinking too.

rebelappliance ,

Lmao this has been legal since the Bush administration.

Baines ,

I mean yea but this literally proves what people have been saying, that it would be super easy to abuse

Gullible ,

It’s made headlines at least twice before, it’s nothing new. That said, I think this was written in jest.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

It's not just written in jest, it's totally made up

awwwyissss ,

“this” meaning this clearly satirical story or…

DreamDrifter ,

John Oliver even did a thing on this, people don’t care about “metadata”, but ask them if they should be able to see your dick pics and people care a lot more

Well, apparently they’re seeing your dick pics

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Haha “Bush”

Ya get it? Dickpics, bush. Yeah.

Heresy_generator ,
@Heresy_generator@kbin.social avatar

Well, no because the story is so obviously fake that no one but the most credulous of suckers could fall for it.

Baines ,

well I’ll admit to not really digging deep while taking a shit but is this a joke or not?

Dekthro ,

It is

Bipta ,

The only thing that makes this obviously fake is that it claims she downloaded them from people's phones, rather than from some centralized NSA data store... And the idea an NSA employee would be held accountable publicly and cause bad PR.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hah, yeah

Totally

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Right? Haha, so many dumb fellas around here

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Snowden let everyone know they could do this in his leaks

bobs_monkey ,

And this, boys and girls, is a good enough reason to not digitize your willy or cooter, no matter how much you think it’ll get you laid.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

What if getting my dick doxxed is my kink?

bobs_monkey ,

Then live your best life lol

Rilichu , (edited )

Government databases getting misused for personal motives is actually pretty common.

AP did a report on this back in 2016 and while public records on this are fairly limited, they still found about 300 cases of database abuse from 2013 through 2015.

thepianistfroggollum ,

I mean, it’s been well known that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet and other telecommunication traffic for like a decade now.

Reddfugee42 , in He was ahead of his time

Not a single fragile regressive has ever been ahead of their time.

Sabata11792 , in I love d
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.

Erika2rsis , in IRA
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“Oh, no, I just got this flag from my cousin, Chucky Arlaw.”

LordOfTheChia , in I love d

For those that want the source and confirmation:

spoilerIt originated from a satire website: World News Daily Report ::: ::: spoiler spoiler leadstories.com/…/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-emplo…

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Thank you haha I was gonna say there's no way it works like that

4am ,

Article by “Hasan”

Her first name is “Hillary”

Her last name is “Wang”

Obvious parody.

The NSA does have all the pictures from your phone and probably your PC as well, though. And you’d be naive to think they can’t search by object, because I can do that shit on Amazon Photos. They don’t have a “dick” filter but how hard (giggity) would it be to make one? Just buy Chatroulette’s ML model for a start.

jdf038 ,

Hot dog or not hot dog?

quicksand ,

Goddammit Jin Yang

Ubermeisters ,

Not seeing how that first name is anything other than generic placeholder first name?

4am ,

Hillary Clinton, in a story about American intelligence agencies

Pelicanen ,

How do you know they don’t have a dick filter?

bigdog_00 ,

Set up NextCloud, sync your photos to your own NextCloud server, and you’re good to go. The crazy thing is it’s becoming trivial for even a non-technical user to set everything up. Tail scale means there is no reason to put forward if you are just using it for personal use, and you literally just have to log into tail scale with your Google account on the server and your phone. You can run next cloud in a virtual machine with virtualBox, and that’s literally it. You don’t have to deal with updating, being stuck in PHP or dependency hell, none of that. Seriously, we are at such a crazy time in history where you can set up your own cloud infrastructure with an hour of work for even an non-technical user, and stop paying for iCloud photos or Google photos storage each month. It saves you money and improves your privacy

r00ty Admin , in I love d
r00ty avatar

It's all a mistake. Someone was told to forward all dick pics to [email protected]. So, they did!

Tolstoshev , in I love d

Hot dog, not hot dog

youtu.be/dvn-hpZdElo

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/dvn-hpZdElo

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

ilovegodette ,

I love you PipedLinkBot.

maiskanzler , in I love d

Now that’s a proper dataset for automated DM spam filtering!

LordOfTheChia ,

or surreptitiously retraining an image generation AI…

teft , in I love d
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Don’t hate the player, hate the wang.

i_cant_sports , in I love d

And those are just the unsolicited ones she received on Tinder.

NoStressyJessie , in I love d

The crazy fuck actually did it. They Must’ve seen that John Oliver episode where they did a man on the street segment about privacy and everyone was like “I got nothing to hide” until their private information was replaced in questions as “your dick pics” at which point everyone started questioning it all of a sudden.

usualsuspect191 , in I love d

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