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Nuke_the_whales , in Stretching

Wouldn’t it be too sensitive to fuck with?

Mouselemming ,

Well she’d probably accelerate up to teenage-boy initial orgasm speed, but because she’s a woman she could just keep going until she’s had enough of them. And presumably the nerve endings would be more dispersed due to stretching.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Presumably the nerves wouldn’t multiply and they’d be spread out, creating a faux penis in a process that wasn’t entirely dissimilar from evolution’s.

Track_Shovel OP ,

female hyenas would like to know your location

Track_Shovel OP ,

My wife tells me I’m to sensitive to fuck with.

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ZarkleFarkle , in Boxing

Praying mantis Kung Fu

TheBERFA ,

Peacock mantis shrimp*

WeLoveCastingSpellz , in Boxing

who is the artist? I really like this :>

RobotZap10000 ,

This is most likely Centuriichan

edinbruh , in Why do we put up with this crap?

Look at you, flying on rich planes with that much space in front of you

general_kitten , in greed incarnate

But look how happy he is

Blue_Morpho , (edited ) in List of Marine Biologists

If anyone is added to the fictional marine biologists list it should be Dr. Mariner of Ocean Patrol.

Klear , in Conflict in Literatue

My favourite variation on this idea is from Dresden Codak:

https://dresdencodak.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/2009-05-11-42_essential_3rd_act_twists.jpg

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I think my favorite was “government is autistic boy.”

Klear ,

Kinda happens in the fourth Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Serinus , in Living in interesting times

“and the British discover the child abuse hotline”

… They sure did. Well done, Andrew.

qjkxbmwvz , in Why do we put up with this crap?

It can be extremely luxurious if you pay.

I’d rather get to my destination with my wallet still in tact, but you do you.

Console_Modder , in My last meme 😞
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Shit’s fucked, but it’s been fun

magnetosphere , in Stretching
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I don’t know, but I guarantee they’ve at least tried.

sfxrlz , in Texts from Dad

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creditCrazy , in Boxing
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Ratatouille if it was made in Japan

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in He's written over 200, so she has a ways to go...
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh yeah? Well I can jump over hundreds of books on my tablet.

Take that Simone Biles

ivanafterall , in He's written over 200, so she has a ways to go...
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Face it, haters: for all her accomplishments, Simone Biles is still no James Patterson.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Has Simone Biles even written one single novel that got turned into a TV series?

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