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loaExMachina , in Is this Jeff or is this what Jeff is selling?

I think this is Tucker, you should talk to him.

Vinny_93 ,

I think Jeff sells you the possibility to talk to Tucker. And I agree that the deer must be Tucker

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So Jeff is selling Tucker? And Tucker is a talking deer? Or should you just talk to Tucker like you talk to a dog? “Who’s a good Tucker? You’re a good Tucker! Yes you are a good Tucker!”

Vinny_93 ,

Jeff is selling talks with Tucker. Whether he is a talking deer is neither here nor there. Once you pay Jeff for a lil chinwiggle, you find out if you can just talk to him or have an actual conversation. Or maybe a form in between where he can talk, but doesn’t say anything useful.

ILikeBoobies , in Twitter

I’ll call it twitter until twitter.com is a different website

FMEEE ,

He fired to much people to recode every single dependency.

Swedneck , in that's it that's the whole show
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean a pretty vital part missing is that they might at any point have ed consume the moon

Live_your_lives , in Really helps with the cravings

Pull and peel twizzlers are 10x’s better than regular twizzlers. I will not be taking any questions.

aeronmelon , in Is this Jeff or is this what Jeff is selling?

Jeff called in sick again because there’s a reindeer dogging his ass.

The coward.

FQQD , in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Dude, tidy up

BoxOfFeet ,

I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Bro it’s totally ai generated I swear bro

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I’m joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Clean your fucking sink.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I will when I’m not using it to transplant fruit tree cuttings, Mr. CumFart 👍

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What kind of fruit trees?

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I have a couple of mulberry cuttings I’m trying to get started - it’s a bit early, but they usually do pretty well; I’m going to start on an apple tree next, and may do more after. We’ll see.

I’d also like to go hiking and find some pawpaw, more persimmon, and whatever else I can find.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I think you have to graft apple cuttings.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Possibly. We have a peach tree that we’ve grafted onto from a couple of different species, so we’ll just do the same for apples if we must. I haven’t done the research yet. To be honest, I didn’t help with the peach tree, and I’m just now kinda getting into trying to preserve the native fruit trees we have around my home, so I don’t quite know what I’m doing yet.

Potatisen ,

Is this a workshop kitchen or something?

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Well, kinda, in the sense that I treat my entire existence as a workshop. Always tinkering, but never really accomplishing anything. Like Inspector Clouseau but with no case to speak of. A tortured artist whose only accomplished piece will be the grease stain on the cat-scratched couch. Too busy waiting on life to actually enjoy it. Too much to do to accomplish anything at all.

But I’m doing better than I used to. I used to drink!

Maeve ,

Congrats on "used to!"

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Ay, thanks :-) Just passed 6 years!

Maeve ,

Welcome! Six years is a fantastic job!

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I must admit, there was one single time when I thought “maybe homemade wine will be ok” and it was not. So I did backslide 2 years ago, but I don’t think it should reset the counter. Though I’ve never gotten an opinion on it.

RedditWanderer , (edited )

I’m almost certain this is rage bait. The kcup, the folgers, the food… Ya

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I wouldn’t call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li’l post. I’ve gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D

RedditWanderer , (edited )

If your kitchen intentionally looks like that to get people to comment on it, it’s ragebait.

If your kitchen just looks like that by default then it’s just a shitpost.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

It wasn’t intentionally to start conversations, but that’s what I’m taking from it. It was simply me noticing my counter was messy, thought, “it’d be funny to make it worse and then act like it’s normal. I should add a glue gun to reference my post from last night,” making it worse, adding a glue gun to reference my post from last night, and then took a picture of it like it was normal. The coffee conversation was merely because the coffee maker was in the center of the picture. If it had been my mulberry cutting, I would’ve asked about plants or plastic bottles or something. It’s comedy because it’s not the expected norm. And it implies that I eat hot glue sticks.

RedditWanderer ,

So ragebait

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

It’s just a silly post, dude. If you’re mad about it, then you need therapy.

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Oh well, I fell for it. Still not nice to look at at xd

RedditWanderer ,

Apparently it’s not intentional…

bcgm3 , in I didn’t know geese can own cars

Yo, dawg, we heard you liked to honk…

CaptnKarisma , in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.

Man you really got me, til I saw this shitpost community. Still make mine with a percolator or espresso lavazza bean is good

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I’ve never tried a percolator, but I hear mixed reviews. Probably because I hear things from both hipsters and hobos.

CaptnKarisma ,

it is hit or miss, depends if you like a strong cup. Also takes a few tries to get the water to grounds ratio until it makes one you like. Or if it doesn’t auto stop you gotta keep an eye on how dark it gets

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I’m not familiar enough with them to know: are there different, like, styles of percolators? Different in functional ways?

e: I guess you answered that with your ‘auto stop’ statement, now that I think about it.

Nutteman , in Me after eating the blue tictacs from that friendly stranger
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

I hope the pills were blue because they were viagra, because, even though I despise a lot of what the man has done, I will suck him off to completion for finally fucking dropping out.

bjoern_tantau , in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
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You can’t post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I hope this is the commercial I hope it is

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Pretty much, lmfao

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

This is different from the one I remember.

thisbenzingring ,

At least he’s already met her parents.

LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before

GBU_28 , in I didn’t know geese can own cars

Cranking that honk

deranger , in Shouldn't name the cables after him if they're not for him.

I love eating eating too

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in Tell him yours
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

don’t care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

rambling_lunatic ,

don’t care. CURSE OF CAESAR

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

Annoyed_Crabby , in Is this Jeff or is this what Jeff is selling?

NOPE!

Chuck Testa.

Hildegarde , in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.

I grind my own coffee every morning for pour-over, with my digital kettle that heats the water precisely, and I use a timer to pace the brew for optimal flavor. You may think this is excessive effort but let ms assure you it is worth it! Nothing can beat the flavor of lightly roasted single origin pure robusta coffee.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Brother and/or sister, you do you. I’m sure it’s delicious, but I don’t even like to retie my shoes, lmao

superkret ,

I grind my coffee in the same hand-crank grinder my grandma used all her life, then brew it in a moka pot.
I like simplicity.

abbadon420 ,

I also have fond memories of my grandma’s coffee grinder. It’s a shame neither my grandma nor the grinder are around anymore. Treasure it!

LordWiggle ,
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

Dark roasted for me, but freshly grinded and brewed with a Moccamaster, the best filter coffee machine in the world. I prefer Corazon beans. Plain and simple, black filter coffee, but made with perfection from amazing beans.

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