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RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in Skub
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

I don’t even know what skub is but I hate it and I’d have struck first ✊

Kolanaki ,
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Skub’s the best, you bastard! 👊

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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Brawl commences!! 😠 💢 🤜 🤯 🩸

someguy3 , in Stages of grief

Didn’t they ban sale of margarine? Or was that margarine with trans fat and now they make it with seed oil?

Track_Shovel OP ,

The second one

roguetrick ,

Essentially trans fats allowed the margarine to have a better texture and be more melt in your mouth not on the table. They replaced them with a higher proportion of saturated fats to get the same result. Since it’s a mixed oil emulsion, there’s little appreciable difference in the texture of the product. Twinkies were not so lucky.

MacNCheezus , in shræmp
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Tired: låmp

Inspired: shræmp

kewwwi OP ,

Evolved: Crāb

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Enlightened: løbster

moistclump , in Stages of grief

Fun fact, the 5 stages was developed as a general pattern for people with terminal illnesses coming to terms with their own death, not for people grieving the death of those close to them.

jettrscga ,

That’s true, but it became clear that others would experience similar emotions.

Also according to the Wikipedia, the author regretted writing them in a way that suggested they’re a linear progression of steps. I’ve only actually heard the steps used as a sitcom plot point (Monk, Scrubs).

ImplyingImplications ,

Also, grief doesn’t happen in stages. Someone can have accepted something one day and are then upset over it the next. They haven’t gone backwards, that’s just how grief works.

arefx , in Title

Man it’s too bad the dude form red chord went full boot and became a right wing cop

Crackhappy , in Most important map
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I don’t get it.

FoxyGrandpa ,

I’m thinking escort services?

Dunstabzugshaubitze ,

Nope, ice cream company.

PonyOfWar ,

Unilever‘s ice cream brand has various different names in different countries.

KazuchijouNo ,

Do you mean it’s not called “Helados Holanda”???

CosmoNova ,

I think most of it comes from buying already established brands and then rebranding them, but keeping their name.

Avg ,

That’s what happened in Brazil with kibom, quality went to shit.

Viking_Hippie ,

Same with Frisko in Denmark, except the quality remained roughly the same.

They shrinkflated the fuck out of it, though.

VonReposti ,

Well, at least they’re not ISIS

Towerofpain11 , in Most important map

In Australia I’m pretty sure it’s “Streets”.

Kusimulkku ,

Streets Ahead

abbadon420 ,

Stop trying to coin that phrase, Pierce

profoundninja ,

Coined and minted.

SonicBlue03 , in Most important map

Wall’s Ice Cream. Good Humor in the US.

lars ,

Thank you. And wow.

Etterra ,

I can’t remember ever having Good Humor (branded) that didn’t come off of an ice cream truck back when I was a kid.

Aggravationstation , in Most important map

Very interesting. Does anyone know if it’s a case of them buying out local brands in a country, trying to make their brand sound like a local one or a mix of the two?

AllNewTypeFace ,
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IIRC, they bought out local companies, and gradually replaced their branding with the corporate standard.

Bezier ,
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Not sure about the others, but Ingman used to be a local brand.

ChilledPeppers ,

From what ive heard, their original name was bought when they moved to their second country so they just use whatever name, altho I have no source for that

Hegar , in Most important map
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In NNY it's called momcorp.

flicker ,

On the Moon, we have Momazon.

Toes , in shræmp

This is a Gura approved message.

chemical_cutthroat , in Stages of grief
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Unsalted margarine. Gross. Just drink canola oil straight out of the jug if your life has come to that.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lubricate those bowels

HootinNHollerin ,

The spice must flow

Zacryon ,

We consume too much salt, which has detrimental effects. Try it a few weeks with less (not necessarily none, you need at least some) salt. You may observe that you start experiencing more interesting tastes and won’t need salt as much.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not saying we shouldn’t cut out salt, but eating unsalted butter or margarine isn’t where to cut back. That’s for baking. If you want to cut back on salt, take the shaker off the table.

Pacattack57 ,

100% agree. Stop eating Maruchan ramen, ask for no salt on your fries. There’s lots of ways to reduce salt. Unsalted butter/margarine on your food has got to the stupidest way to cut down on your salt intake.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

ask for no salt on your fries

Even better, don’t ask for fries.
Go buy some beans and maybe watch a YouTube video on how to cook them tasty, instead of the videos that tell you to eat raw leaves with oil on top and call it a “salad” with “dressing”. Then cook the beans and eat them, instead of ordering fast-food while watching the video of another chap, cooking food and eating it.

Rediphile ,

Beans are delicious. Potatoes/fries are also delicious. They are in no way comparable forms of deliciousness.

That would be like trying to replace my love of alpine skiing with gothic literature.

Opisek ,

We don’t eat salted butter or margarine in Europe. And we’re still just fine. You’re just used to salt so you can’t imagine not having it. It’s the same with sugar in tea. It’s hard to stop putting it in, but once you’re over the adjustment period, you don’t feel like you want to go back. Sweetened drinks in general just taste like sugar to me now. I suppose they same might be true for oversalted food.

Zacryon ,

Salt is contained in a lot of products. Got salted butter? Smear it on bread. Guess which ingredient is used in bread. Correct: salt. Maybe you put some cold cuts on it. They’ve got a lot of salt. What about cheese? Salt again. Now you move on to your coffee. You put dairy milk in it: salt. Lunch? Probably a lot of salt. Dinner? Needless to say. If you snack some chips, well, obviously it’s a shitload of salt.

Salt is everywhere. Especially in today’s food industry. Having salt is not necessarily bad for one’s health – in fact, we do need salt for our body to function – but as usual it’s the amount that matters.

And according to several dietary authorities worldwide, most people eat too much salt.

WHO:

The global mean intake of adults is 4310 mg/day sodium (equivalent to 10.78 g/day salt) (1). This is more than double the World Health Organization recommendation for adults of less than 2000 mg/day sodium (equivalent to < 5 g/day salt).
www.who.int/news-room/…/salt-reduction

FDA (USA):

Americans consume on average 3,400 milligrams (mg) of sodium per day—nearly 50%more than the 2,300 mg limit recommended by federal guidelines for people 14 years and older. Recommended limits for children 13 and younger are even lower.
www.fda.gov/food/…/sodium-reduction

Overview in EU:

International health-related organisations have issued recommendations to limit salt intake to no more than 5 or 6 g per day (see Table 3A). In the EU, most national recommendations that quantify salt intake recommend the same. […]
In the majority of European countries, the range of intake is 7 to 12 grams of salt per day
…ec.europa.eu/…/dietary-saltsodium_en

Salt is one of those substances which have large effects even in low doses. Therefore, being above the recommended intake on average increases risks of suffering mainly from:

cardiovascular diseases, stomach cancer and chronic kidney disease
…ec.europa.eu/…/dietary-saltsodium_en

So, if you’re interested in your health, try to get an overview on how much salt you consume on average. And if it’s above the recommended intake (which is usually the case), consider whether you really really can not live without salted butter or try to cut down on salt with other meals. And probably, taking the shaker off the table won’t be enough.

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Look, I’m sure when you were organizing all of that into the great wall of fuck, you meant well, but I didn’t ask for it, and the fact that you assume some stranger on the internet has a diet so bad they need to have a wall of text sent to them about the dangers of their perceived salt intake is kinda insulting. So, yeah. Thanks, I guess, but please, find something else to do.

Zacryon ,

“Great wall of fuck”, that’s creative haha, I like it. xD
I’m sorry if this offended you. It really wasn’t my intention to let you feel that way. I just wanted to spread some awareness about this as it’s one of our civilisation’s great dietary problems. What you do with that piece of information is of course up to you.

and the fact that you assume some stranger on the internet has a diet so bad

I feel like you’ve not read the part where I said the following:

So, if you’re interested in your health, try to get an overview on how much salt you consume on average.

Which should show that I didn’t assume that you specifically have a bad diet. But maybe I haven’t expressed myself carefully enough.

but please, find something else to do

Unfortunately, I have to disappoint you in that as writing great walls of fuck on Lemmy, is sometimes a preferred time killer of mine. Also, my experience shows that there are also other readers on Lemmy who can be interested in such great walls of fuck.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Guess what water with a TDS>0 has? Salt!
Remember that nail your forgot to galvanise and it catching rust? Salt!
Remember the fancy false ceiling? Salt!
Alum, used to precipitate dissolved “hardness”? Salt!
Mineral water has minerals! Salt!

So, if you’re interested in knowing about the chemicals that make the world around you, refer to you friendly neighbourhood High School Chemistry book and have FFUUNN!

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Zacryon ,

True true. Although you don’t suck on rusty nails.

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

You don’t know me!

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Just wanted to put the point that Natrium salts are not the only salts.

AlexWIWA , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

ArcaneSlime ,

Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I’m a fucking python.

HessiaNerd ,

A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.

AlexWIWA ,

Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site

Jean_le_Flambeur , in Stages of grief

When you are happy about a repost of an old meme, because at least it was good, it tells a lot about the state of the Lemmy meme scene…

Track_Shovel OP ,

Meh, I post a shit ton of memes. I’m not checking if they are reposts or old. I can’t be bothered.

Zacryon ,

Be part of the change! Contribute YOUR memes! Uncle Lemmy wants YOU to join!

Jean_le_Flambeur ,

Yeah i know your right… I just don’t have it in me, chronical lurker :(

roboto , in I Drank Every Flavor Of Red Bull In A Row To See If It Would Give Me Wings

While this is incredibly stupid I read through the whole article and I really admire the guy for his tenacity. We all want to know what will happen and he’s just out there doing it and telling the world.

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