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RobotZap10000 , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!

irreticent ,
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“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”

conciselyverbose , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes

heterochromia

In case anyone is wondering.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Stop spreading misinformation, its homophobia. Its Reagans cat

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Don’t you hate it when you post something that’s obviously a joke, and people are like “ACK-chually…”

ccunning ,

Sadly seems to be one of this subs main functions

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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OK I’m sorry for correcting consicleyverbose’s joke

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Shame on you

conciselyverbose ,

But I didn’t do that.

I just gave the actual term I knew someone was going to ask about.

AVincentInSpace ,

The intent of this comment was not to “um, actually”, it was to inform people who didn’t know the word “heterochromia”

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Actually it was about homeopathy

Iapar ,
TheDarksteel94 ,

As opposed to xenophobia. You know, like HP Lovecraft’s cat?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Lost_My_Mind ,

Reagans cat is still alive??? Daaaaaamn, how old is he???

Sam_Bass ,

Basically Bi, so their argument is invalid

BonesOfTheMoon , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…

Etterra , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.

ShinkanTrain , (edited ) in And they don't fold well either

Me with three pillows just for my neck anyway:

c0smokram3r , in “It’s sick”
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Get down w the sickness

loaExMachina ,

ooo WA-Ah-AH-AH !

PrimeMinisterKeyes , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(

Uplink , in I have become all things to all men
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Not from the US and I don’t understand why one would support a candidate just because he survived an assassination attempt. Can somebody explain the logic behind this?

Fisch ,
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I guess it made him look stronger or cooler or something. He’ll probably also use this to say that Democrats are trying to kill him, insinuating that they don’t mind killing people to achieve their goals.

WraithGear ,
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Which is funny because killing people to achieve his goals is Trumps political platform.

Soundhole ,

I’m in the US but I don’t necessarily see any proof of this. I’m not sure where this narrative is coming from, it’s very strange.

nimpnin ,

i heard somebody say that bolsenaro got a boost in the polls after he got stabbed

Daxtron2 ,

Reagans assassination attempt

Soundhole ,

So I guess past experience, basically? We’ll see. Political violence is not justifiable but no one really likes that orange prick except his little goon army so we’ll see how long the sympathy lasts.

Daxtron2 ,

no one really likes that orange prick

The Republicans will fall in line behind their guy like they always do, despite their complaining

Anyolduser ,

American here, I haven’t heard one peep about Trump getting more support because of this outside of Lemmy.

Whether or not the Trump campaign can spin this in their favor depends entirely on the motive of the assassin. If they were just some nutjob, there really isn’t much they can do.

If, on the other hand, the assassination attempt was politically motivated, there are two ways I can see this whole thing being spun:

  1. “The other side knows I’ll win and the only way to stop me is to kill me. If you don’t like them, vote for me because I scare them and they hate me.”
  2. “The other side is so evil and vile they would stoop to try to kill me rather than have a fair election”.

In the event that the assassin wasn’t some flavor of crazy, spin number one is more likely than spin number two, but they’re hardly mutually exclusive.

chicagohuman ,

Does it matter if it’s true? It hasn’t in the past

Anyolduser ,

Not to the “base” of either of the major parties, no. Those voters are already committed to their candidates.

This election is likely to come down to independents and undecided voters. Where that messaging could matter is with people who are unsatisfied with the Democratic party AND dislike Trump.

The idea that “they hate me enough to kill me” might be compelling to someone with a strong dislike of the Democratic party, perhaps enough to get them to hold their nose and vote for Trump. That being said, I wouldn’t even venture a guess at how many people that would be.

Evotech ,

PredictIT increased the chance that trump would win to 66% from 60.

Uplink ,
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I don’t think the motivation matters. They will just spin it in any way they think it will benefit them.

GBU_28 ,

It’s not a purely American phenomena. It paints a candidate in a human light, as they “survived” a very public “tragedy”, yet are still strongly pursuing what they think is right.

It’s a humanizing event.

This is not a pro trump comment.

Edit but this is certainly not a pro violence comment either

TokenBoomer OP ,

This is the truth. This is what everyone has been trying to communicate.

Kaboom ,

Voting against the people who got their base that riled up

EtherWhack ,
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Depending on how the event is spun (story-wise), an attempt like this could make the other candidate’s party seem unhinged enough that one of their members would do (and apparently fail badly at) this. This, making the target, and their party by association, seem more noble than thay may be.

To a lot of people, whether the shooting is or isn’t affiliated doesn’t really get questioned no matter what they hear, as what party would hurt itself? They’ll immediately think there is some conspiracy (the human psychology loves these rabbit holes) to make it seem like any favoring affiliation to the target’s political side is staged by the other.

tacosanonymous ,

It does seem weird that a felonious rapist would get a boost from not dying. Even more baffling that he’s likely a pedo.

But lying and spinning by a corrupt machine can go along way in a country full of ignorant assholes.

shalafi , in And they don't fold well either

I got one of those Purple Pillows. Felt like an ass spending $100 on a pillow, but I was flush and my neck hurt.

It’s great on the bottom and seems like it’ll last the rest of my life. Doesn’t crush or absorb smells, water hose will clean it off.

OTOH, it’s too low for a single pillow, but I still dig it.

cogitase ,

I’m fascinated as to why “not absorbing smells” and the ability to be hosed down were major selling points to you.

shalafi ,

LOL, ya got me.

Seriously, washing pillows often jacks them up into scrunched up balls. Also, ever smelled a pillow after it gets old? Not much you can do to renew it. A rubber pillow isn’t going to have issues like cloth. Just change the pillow case regularly.

saigot ,

It’s great on the bottom and seems like it’ll last the rest of my life.

No pillow is going to last 10years. Your brand recommends changing every 2-4 years depending on the type, of course they are biased to make that number lower, but you still are going to be hurting yourself if you leave it too long. If you wake up with a stuffy nose every morning that could be your pillow for instance.

If longevity is your biggest concern I would recommend something like a buckwheat pillow, when it ages out you can just replace the stuffing for cheap and the waste buckwheat is fully biodegradable. I love mine!

1984 , in “It’s sick”
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Golf clap for the man putting two words together in the right order.

These are the guys competing for US presidency? The real leaders of the country are laughing their ass off right now.

TwoBeeSan , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Throw your cum at her.

Top tier shitpost

HonkTonkWoman ,

Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.

OutlierBlue , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes

“homo” means “same”. It’s obviously heterophobia.

BlueKey ,
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Well, it is afraid of having the same color in both eyes.

lugal ,

And for good reason. I have the same color in both eyes and my life sucks

BachenBenno , (edited ) in BREAKING:

I truly don’t understand. No matter how funny or unfunny, true or untrue, pro- or anti-Biden a post is - if it contains his name or face it gets downvoted like crazy.

Edit: I just scrolled further and found a counter example. My god…

pigup ,

Probably bots bro. Me and all my friends will vote dem. We will not be swayed by some dumb bots

spicytuna62 , in And they don't fold well either
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This fails to mention how he made it so that the side you’re laying on is never the cool side.

robocall , in This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.
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maybe you should schedule a session with a divorce lawyer

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