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some_guy , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.

RGB , in What does it mean??

it is nice that on an analog clock it seems nothing special with those numbers, and there are none analog clock - strange numbers or there is ? 6:30 for example?

Catoblepas ,

10:10 is almost always what analog clocks are set to in shop displays and backgrounds of shows and things like that. If you start looking for it you’ll notice it everywhere. They use 10:10 because it’s aesthetically pleasing.

BluJay320 , in “It’s sick”
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Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

PhlubbaDubba ,

It was still a distance shoot at that range, and apparently those are actually harder to hit than media marksmanship makes it seem

Zron ,

There’s a lot of armchair snipers all of a sudden who are saying they can hit a few inch group at 100 yards with their eyes closed.

Given lemmy’s demographic, I’m not sure how many of these people have actually held a rifle, let alone tried to shoot it at +100 yards while under a time crunch and stress.

Not saying what the kid did was right, but criticism of his marksmanship isn’t really fair.

PhlubbaDubba ,

They just feel teased by the botched shot is all, they’ll probably shut up about it once Trump inevitably manages to spectacularly blow any sympathy he might have gained over this, as he is often want to do.

Guy’s gonna hit the circuits like a lightning bolt about this, and inevitably he’s gonna say something that puts it right back into everyone’s head what exactly he’s proposing for his second term.

It’s absolutely wild to think about, it’s the first campaign in history where both candidates survive mostly on a strategy of talking as little as humanly possible and under as controlled circumstances as humanly possible.

The way to win is to actively avoid reminding everyone that the candidate you support is one of the candidates, because of just how much the media has poisoned the well that this very obvious outcome is some unforeseen portent of oncoming doom because gasp two first term presidents are seeking the second term.

Like what in fuck were people expecting was gonna happen, a divine intervention? Joe’s literally said that it’d take that much at minimum to convince him to hand the reins even to Kamala, nevermind how Donny would probably spit in the eye of god himself at the suggestion that anyone but him, even a magically created exact copy of him in a younger body, should take over the campaign.

Phoeniqz ,
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But those armchair snipers aren’t actively trying to shoot the US president. I mean if I were to do it I would make sure I won’t get killed for nothing

Mouselemming ,

Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of bullshit-laden hot air emanating from the target.

prime_number_314159 , in How do I cite a lemmy comment in MLA format for use in an academic paper?

Only adult humans are legally permitted to sign the NDA that <<<NASA>>> makes you sign when you “go to space”. Dogs are not adult humans. The “moon” is in “space”. Therefore, <<<NASA>>> would never allow a doggo to go to the “moon”. I daresay that whatever you pet on the “moon” was definitely not a dog. It could have been a robot, or a man in a costume, or an alien space craft, or a Guatemalan that illegally crossed over the ice wall, or many other things.

There’s no way it could be a dog.

WhyFlip , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.

irreticent ,
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/woooosh

nightwatch_admin , in What does it mean??

hmm Magick

nifty , in stap
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I am sorry for your bounty of lemons. Please, no longer insist on making lemonade. Instead, for any subsequent lemon provided to you by life, throw it into the garbage and set the garbage on fire. Enjoy a citrusy bonfire

FartsWithAnAccent , in I have become all things to all men
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Yeah, can we not resort to political violence? Beat his ass at the voting booth but using bullets to determine leaders is a shitty way to govern.

9tr6gyp3 ,
FartsWithAnAccent , (edited )
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Yeah, well shitty officials still beat an all out civil war in the US. How do you think the far right regard Palestinian lives?

Fades ,

Only one side keeps bringing all the violence

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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That might be generally true but it's not entirely true, a far left extremist shot up a republican ball game a few years ago. Terrorism is terrorism no matter who perpetrates it.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

The voting booth that doesn’t determine the president by popular vote?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Yeah, that's the one. We need reform but not through the barrel of a rifle.

frostycore ,

Yeah just like in 1776…

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Only an idiot or a maniac would want a war. I hope you never see war.

WeirdGoesPro , in What does it mean??
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Thelemite here. Glad to see us referenced somewhere…anywhere…

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

You may enjoy this for 5 more minutes, then you have sex magick to get back to.

downdaemon ,
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Magic is stored in the butt

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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In the butt you say?

jinarched ,
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felixwhynot ,
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TIL

Zos_Kia ,
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93!

WeirdGoesPro ,
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Zos_Kia ,
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IndiBrony , in What does it mean??
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I always see 12:34

grrgyle ,

Me too, usually because I’m on lunch and late getting back to work

mp3 ,
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We use 24h (instead of 12h AM/PM) and I often see 13:37

IndiBrony ,
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1 41w4y5 533 1337 5p34k <3 z0mg h4x0rz ^___^

saltesc ,

The timing of my phone coming off charge in the morning, going to work, then heading home, it’s often at 69%. Almost always within a couple % above or below.

I know when this stops happening and I’m seeing 50s, probably means my battery’s getting near end of life.

Enoblk ,
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I always see 11:34

clearedtoland , in What does it mean??

3:15 is the one. The spooky one.

Altomes , in “It’s sick”
grrgyle , in What does it mean??

Me IRL, I love when the clock shows a “special number”

problematicPanther , in “It’s sick”
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Siiiiiiiick

Toes , in How do I cite a lemmy comment in MLA format for use in an academic paper?

[email protected]. “Basically everything that gets posted on here is true. No one would post false information on lemmy. Which reminds me of the time I was petting a dog on the moon.” lemmynsfw.com, 2024-07-14, ani.social/post/4722953.

MLA In-Text Citation: (PenisWenisGenius)

Due to the volatile nature of the internet a offline copy may be required with your sources.

Edit: I forget if MLA cares exactly which date format you use. (or if it needs the time in zulu)

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