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kescusay , (edited ) in Blue or red door?
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Blue door is a monkey’s paw. You go back in time? You butterfly-effect shit you didn’t intend to.

  • Buy a bunch of Bitcoin? A series of unanticipated changes means people figure out it’s a pyramid scheme early and by around 2017 or so, the last Bitcoin miner shuts down. But hey, at least video cards are affordable!
  • Bring back Lotto numbers? Well sorry, buddy, but just by breathing the air differently, the air currents where the numbers are drawn are affected, and you’re left with zilch.
  • Got kids younger than 10? They don’t exist anymore! If you try to have them again, you end up with other kids who are similar, but not the same as the ones you loved… and have deleted from the timeline.

The answer to these time-travel opportunities is always to run screaming from them. But hey, at least with this one you’ve got an alternative where you become an instant millionaire! Take the $10 million. Don’t fuck the timeline up.

candybrie ,

Yeah, the re-do your life idea really gets scary after you have kids. There’s pretty much no way you get them back.

RGB3x3 ,

Sounds like a win-win /s

maniclucky ,

Bonus points, odds are you will have a really hard time re-meeting your partner. You’re probably a totally different person than you were when you met. The chemistry that got you started is now not there and who knows how you mix now. It may still work, but they might be weirded out by how much you know about them.

For both your sakes, the best option may be to never meet.

I’ll take the red door thanks.

explodicle ,

My partner and I love this time travel stuff — the truth would be a great pickup line!

TheAndrewBrown ,

The movie About Time deals with this fact. It’s a great movie if you are ok with romcoms

webghost0101 ,

Yeah having acquired a wife and kids in the last decennia really makes this a no brainer.

Corkyskog ,

I mean your wife would likely still be in the picture, just have to win her over again.

HeyJoe ,

Speak for yourself! As someone who will literally be married for 10 years in 2 weeks and has 2 kids I’m going back baby! How else would I stop the marriage! Yeesh.

BigBootyBoy ,
@BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Merry marriage aniversery

teegus , in Blue or red door?

If I went through the blue door my son wouldn’t exist, so fuck that give me the money.

DreamSonic , in Blue or red door?

Red definitely.

MedicPigBabySaver , in Blue or red door?

Red. My mistakes didn’t kill anyone(on purpose anyway).

Dr_Cog , in Blue or red door?
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

I’m happy with how my life turned out for the most part. Red door to make the rest of it more fun and less stressful

germtm_ , in Blue or red door?

Stanley walked through the red door.

Imgonnatrythis , in Part of a balanced diet

Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?

Streetdog ,
@Streetdog@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely more sane to do it with your toes!

some_guy ,

With a fork or spear. I dunno who the fuck would dip their fingers into the oil, but I don’t want to shake their hand.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Well yeah, and moreover I don’t want to eat the damn olives after they’ve dipped their digits in there.

whatisallthis , in Blue or red door?

Blue door because time is more valuable than money

CrypticFawn , in Blue or red door?
@CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Red Door. Fuck dealing with my life again during that time. Plus, the butterfly effect would be a major concern.

Chickenstalker , in MFW Lemmy.world goes down right after I've written a long post and hit submit.

It was your future self cockblocking you from posting something that will alter the timeline.

BobbyBandwidth , in Blue or red door?
@BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world avatar

I thought the doors were having a conversation

haych , in Toyoda

Go to China, there’s loads of them. Top Gear did a good segment in it years ago.

Dirk , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Everyone gone wild!

nrezcm ,

You get a gone wild! You get a gone wild! Everyone gets a gone wild!

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Gone wild gone sexual

jeanma , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

This is something typically American to be astonished by such thing or to talk about diversity all the freaking time.

guts ,

Like their identity.

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Well yeah, I'd imagine there's not a whole lot of diversity talk from ethnostates

krondo , in It’s going good so far 🤞🤞

I dont think you know how this meme works

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