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MrSilkworm , in Blue or red door?
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10 mil in hand. Had to make mistakes to learn and get better.

Kalkaline , in my single most hated emoji
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👍🙂👍

otacon239 , in Blue or red door?

I’ve seen enough of Silicon Valley to know you take the money and run.

rockSlayer , in Blue or red door?

I don’t have any major regrets worth fixing, even though I’ve made some major mistakes. However, all of my current problems could be solved with $10M. Give me the money

MxM111 , in Blue or red door?

If I fixed all my mistakes in the past, me would not be me. So the choice is really between my death and 10 mil. I will leave to to the reader to guess which one I choose. You have two attempts.

octoperson , in Part of a balanced diet

Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?

Dark_Blade , in Blue or red door?
@Dark_Blade@lemmy.world avatar

Easily the money. There were many things in life that didn’t go quite right for me, but there was a lot that did as well. If I muck around with what already happened, I might end up worse than I did.

Chev , in my single most hated emoji

🖕

kingvert , in Part of a balanced diet
@kingvert@lemmy.world avatar

But, honestly, can you eat this many olives as a healthy meal, or would it mess you up in some way?

Captainappropriate ,

No you’d probably get diarrhea from the sodium.

Agent641 ,

That will pair nicely with the diarrhea I get from my other poor diet choices.

Guadin , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?
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What's the "deepness" in this picture? It's literally social media appearing as a drug.

Oh and to answer OP: fentanyl

Lucidlethargy ,

See here, this girl is actually not like the other girls. You don’t understand. Only she understands. You, me… We’re nothing. We don’t get it.

glorbo ,
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The OP is a popular shitposting account, doing what we in the biz refer to as “a bit.”

Sanctus , in Blue or red door?
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Read, give me that money there are more mistakes to be made.

TokenBoomer , in MFW Lemmy.world goes down right after I've written a long post and hit submit.

There are no coincidences

Hextic , in Blue or red door?

Time travel way way back to when the first fish crawled on land.

And step on it.

You’re welcome.

Strayce , in Blue or red door?

Blue door. I’ve only just figured out what I want to do with my life and I’m terrified I’m running out of time.

DirkMcCallahan , in Part of a balanced diet

I mean, I’ll happily eat 10 olives as part of a salad, or 20 straight-up as a snack. You’ve gotta rinse them off first, though. Also, the cheap brands are less oily and salty.

some_guy ,

Rinse them? I spear them right out of the jar. I love 'em. I’ll try rinsing one today to see what that’s like, but I suspect the oil and salt is a big part of why I like them.

herrvogel ,

Here’s something else to try.

  1. Rinse out the olives and put them in a clean jar.
  2. Add a somewhat generous amount of olive oil. Best you can find.
  3. Add salt, dried chili flakes, and oregano.
  4. Squeeze like half a lemon in the jar. Cut a few thin slices off the other half, cut them in quarters and drop them in as well.
  5. Vigorously shake the jar so all the olives are coated nicely in the spicy lemony oil.

I always have a jar of this in my fridge. God tier stuff, once you’ve got the mix right in steps 3 and 4.

Unquote0270 ,

How long does it last, a couple of days?

Hyperi0n ,

Likely a little longer due to the acid.

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