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ShadedCosmos , in My lemon harvest
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Would someone kindly explain what is going over my head right now

buxderbaum ,

lemon

Asudox ,

lemon

Zozano OP ,

You really don’t want to know.

radix ,
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Maybe because from a thumbnail it looks like human flesh?

gotnuffin , in Well, well... What do we have here?
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Yawweee877h444 , in looking forward to the comments

It’s pronounced gif with a hard G.

When I rise to power anyone who disagrees will be immediately found guilty of thought crimes and sentenced to castration, followed by execution, in that order.

HeavenAndHell ,
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Think maybe you need to get out more

Sharkwellington , in looking forward to the comments
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tabularasa ,

Best argument, right here.

Dark_Blade ,
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Holy shit that was so jood

talentedkiwi , in Nerys can out dad joke everyone.

Shout out to !dadjokes

Rusty ,

Shout out to !risa

Some_Emo_Chick OP ,
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Joined!

derpo , in looking forward to the comments

I make everyone angry by pronouncing it as gife

andrew ,
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Yes but is that jife of gife?

derpo ,

Yes. It is.

betheydocrime , (edited ) in looking forward to the comments

Hard G and soft G are both acceptable pronunciations, the only way to be wrong in the situation is to insist that your preferred way to pronounce it is the only correct way to pronounce it

Oh, except silent G. Silent G is wrong.

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  • betheydocrime ,

    How do I delete someone else’s comment

    FlickeringScreens ,
    Eccitaze ,
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    nah fuck that i’mma be unapologetically weird and scruffy

    life’s too short to give a fuck

    flickertail OP ,
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    In that case, yodspeed my dude

    TeoTwawki ,
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    Gif you say so

    Iapar ,

    Hard R would also be wrong.

    evatronic ,

    I will never not smile when this comes up. Not because of the word, but because of Linus.

    youtu.be/MFDiuBomSuY

    Iapar ,

    The innocent “what?! No!” :D

    Jtn670 ,

    No Gifs or Gbuts

    damnson ,

    Based and true

    LillyPip ,

    Gigh, as the Scots pronounce it. That’s the only way.

    Pinklink , in Flag of Canada but it’s approaching you

    Haha Doppler effect go brrrRRRRRRrrrrr

    nxfsi , in looking forward to the comments

    G in gif stands for graphics just like how P in jpeg stands for poto

    Riccosuave ,
    @Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

    Gesus Krissed…

    Beelzebubba ,

    He did what now?

    EtherWhack ,
    @EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

    Krissed all over the sopa

    WarmSoda ,

    Did you shampoo my wife!?

    EmoDuck ,

    Wait until they find out about scuba and laser

    teuast ,

    skubba

    Rootiest ,
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    G in gif stands for graphics just like how P in jpeg stands for potato

    FTFY

    I_Fart_Glitter ,

    I feel that if you’re going to bother people who pronounce it “Jiff” because Graphics, you have to also say “Sc-uh-bÆ” and “Lass-ear” and “ray-dare.”

    mcqtom ,

    Don’t forget Nay-saa.

    teuast ,

    yeah it’s not “jraphics”

    late_night ,
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    So really it should be pronounced “jfeg”

    Jamie , in Villainous
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    Dude on the top looks ecstatic because he’s gonna see his friends again soon.

    Rostby ,

    he looks like aang

    Fizz ,
    @Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

    The lawbender master of all 4 elements of crime. When the criminal world needed him most, he vanished to be in jail with his friends.

    Tangent5280 ,

    I wonder what ended up happening to him. Any jail time? If so, was he in the same prison as his friends?

    raltoid ,

    A quick search shows he was high on “flakka”, tried to ram the outermost fence and barely missing an officer. He then tried to climb the fence, got stuck in the razorwire. He ended up spitting on officers and resisting arrest, and was in the end charged with: “aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, battery on a law enforcement officer, three counts of felony criminal mischief, leaving the scene of a crash with property damage and driving under the influence”.

    He was held without bail and probably saw time(It happened in 2015 and there are no followup articles and I can’t see the case, but he was arrested in 2021 and 2022 according to some court filings so he’s still doing stupid things).

    Also: They changed the picture.

    Tangent5280 ,

    Thanks for the update. Not a wholesome Disney channel prison break in then.

    brunskillZ , in shitpost
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    With fried 😔

    fluxion , in Villainous

    I find it hard to believe you couldn’t find any “not that good of a villain” examples from Florida

    Gorram_Reavers ,

    Florida Man doesn’t half ass his villainy

    Telorand , in looking forward to the comments
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    Jood. The further we stray from Jod, the jreater this society will jet.

    napalminjello , in looking forward to the comments
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    We were literally told it was pronounced "jif" by the creator. Sorry if it hurts your little feelings

    norawibb ,
    @norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Whoever invented all the words in that sentence certainly didn’t pronounce them like you do.

    napalminjello ,
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    I mean, id pronounce them the way the creators said if they were here and specifically told me how to pronounce it 💁🏻

    norawibb ,
    @norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

    ok chaucer, lol. you’d sound weird to everyone else

    napalminjello ,
    @napalminjello@kbin.social avatar

    But I would be correct, and isn't that what's most important in the world?

    norawibb ,
    @norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

    No you’d be goofy

    danwardvs ,

    The British are the creator of the English language but they pronounce nearly every word wrong.

    MossyFeathers ,

    I’m 99% sure the creator was either being sarcastic, or he decided to be a contrarian for the internet clicks. “GIF” is an acronym that stands for “Graphics Interchange Format”. It makes very little sense to intentionally pronounce it like a peanut butter brand.

    Reliant1087 ,

    It’s SQL all over again.

    Rootiest ,
    @Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

    The sequel if you will

    Reliant1087 ,

    🤣 I remember hearing that for the first time and thinking wtf are they talking about.

    HeckGazer ,

    Of all the arguments this one always feels like the absolute weakest. There are so many acronyms that are not pronounced like that it’s unreal. Unless you commit to pronouncing it jayfeg for the rest of your life…

    britishblaze ,

    Yeah not everyone is from the US and had that brand. The soft g has always made sense as much hard g, especially if you say the words Gin or Gym besides it.

    napalminjello ,
    @napalminjello@kbin.social avatar

    Contrarian when he said "choosy developers choose gif" (implying the soft g) in 1987? I think that precedes the internet debate a little

    vrighter ,

    actually, gif is an acronym. Specifically not an initialism. That means that it is pronounced as a single word (like “scuba”, but unlike “fbi” or “nsa”).

    The pronunciation of the acronym does not have to conform to the original pronunciation of the letters.

    Examples:

    the “p” in jpeg stands for the “ph” sound, but we pronounce it as a hard “p”.

    The “u” in scuba stands for “underwater”. We still pronounce it as “scOOba” not “scAAba”

    So why is “gif” any different? Its creator chose the soft G for the pronunciation of the acronym (not its expansion), and therefore it is the correct one, simply because there is no rule about how it should be pronounced, so the choice was his. He made it

    CrypticFawn ,
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    I’m also convinced he did that just to be an annoying contrarian back in 2013 when he announced how he pronounces it.

    Dude likely never actually cared.

    kaffiene ,

    So?

    Thulcander ,

    he dead though

    CrypticFawn ,
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    He waited til 2013 to come out and say that though, when he made it back in 1987. What he wants doesn’t matter.

    The most popular way to pronounce a word wins; Sorry if it hurts your little feelings.

    dreadedsemi , in looking forward to the comments

    The author calls it JIF. He intended it as Jif because he has butter fingers and like butter brand JIF.

    I’m used to hard G though.

    nothing ,

    Yeah, I always read it as “Jif” then came the correctness police of Reddit and I was bullied into “Gif” by guilt.

    And now some 8-40 years later, I feel anything but “Gif” is wrong. Help!

    Dee ,
    @Dee@lemmy.world avatar

    Help!

    Absolutely not, I don’t say this often but those bullies did the right thing.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Do you pronunce it guilt or juilt? Okay bad question

    Ryctre ,

    I thought it was at least jood.

    zefiax ,

    How do you pronounce giraffe? or giant? or gin?

    norawibb ,
    @norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

    And British people made English, but they don’t say anything right either.

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    Little ironic… but ok.

    Butters ,
    @Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

    But the food is delicious.

    mookulator ,

    I know he says it’s pronounced “jif”, but I just don’t care. It’s like “gift” without the t

    EmoDuck ,

    Let’s be honest here, English does not have that level of consistency. “Women” is pronounced with an “i” for christ sake

    tryptaminev ,

    Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced…

    Probably that was originally introduced by some medieval swinger society, so they could say that they are faithful to their women and technically not be lying about it. When the church figured out they introduced the o as an i thing.

    Pyroglyph ,
    @Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

    Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced…

    woman = wum-en
    women = wim-in

    Yeah I’m gonna have to disagree with you there, chief.

    tryptaminev ,

    i always eas taught the plural to be pronounced as “wi-men” I also cannot remember any english TV show or so to talk about wimin, so where the second ibis explicit as an i and distinguishable from an e

    Raiden11X ,

    Say the word “though” in your head. Then add a “t” to it. Would you really argue that “though” and “thought” are pronounced the same simply because they’re the same spelling save for a final “t”?

    The easiest “rule” is that the creator can decide how to pronounce and spell it lol. Taking English rules that don’t even apply 100% of the time to its own words and trying to hold made-up words to the same standards just sounds silly to me haha

    penguin ,

    There are no rules to how new words come into being or how old ones change.

    If everyone says a word a certain way with certain meaning, then that’s what it is. One person doesn’t get to decide.

    LillyPip ,

    Could easily be ‘thof’.

    SimplyATable ,

    Or like “gin” with an f?

    ericisshort ,

    Ginf? That’s a new one.

    SimplyATable ,

    Oh come on, you know what I mean

    late_night ,
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    No, you’re supposed to replace the letter, not add it, so “fin”

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    gfn

    LillyPip ,

    Never. No.

    zefiax ,

    It’s more like giant or gin or giraffe.

    Rodeo ,

    No, it’s more like give or get or girl.

    zefiax ,

    Get is not even gi

    penguin ,

    He made the format, not English.

    tryptaminev ,

    Nobody made english, nor is a language static. It is an everchanging result of millions of people using and evolving it.

    A language that doesn’t change is dead, like latin is. So any rule of how something is supposed to be in a language is subject to time and place, but never absolute.

    penguin ,

    That’s my point. If everyone pronounces a word a certain way, THAT is its correct pronunciation. The first person to say a thing doesn’t get to tell everyone else they’re wrong.

    Everyone started using the word “literally” to mean figuratively, so the official definition changed to mean either or.

    Everyone says GIF similar to gift, then that’s the proper pronunciation. Creator has no say.

    zefiax ,

    Ya and in English, we pronounce things like giant, giraffe, gin, etc. with a “j” sound.

    penguin ,

    Find me a closer English word than “Gift” that uses a J sound for the G

    zefiax ,

    English doesn’t work that way. Man is the closest work to woman. Doesn’t mean you pronounce the “m” “a” “n” in the two words the same way.

    thimantha ,

    Gin

    circuitfarmer ,
    @circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Good thing word coiners don’t get full control over word usage.

    zefiax ,

    They do though when they are right.

    MilitantAtheist ,

    I don’t really give a fuck what he intended. If he wanted it to be pronounced JIF he should have named it that.

    JohnDClay ,

    Copyright concerns?

    zefiax ,

    So how do you pronounce giraffe or giant or gin?

    Lorela ,

    How do you pronounce “graphic”?

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    How do you pronounce “underwater?” (It’s the “u” in scuba)

    MisterFrog ,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    This makes no sense. It stands for “Graphics Interchange Format”, do they pronounce it jraphics too?

    Raiden11X ,

    There are so many examples in this thread alone as to why this rule doesn’t work.

    SCUBA: the U is for “underwater” and the A is for “apparatus”. We don’t pronounce it “SC-uh-B-ahhh”.
    JPEG: The P is for “photographic”. We don’t pronounce it “JayFeg”.
    LASER: The E is for “emission”. We don’t pronounce it “Lay-See-R”.
    RADAR: The second A is for “And” (lol). We don’t pronounce it “Ray-Day-R”.

    The easiest “rule” is just the guy who made it up can dictate how they want it spelled and to pronounce. The word is made up anyway, and isn’t subject to rules that actual English words have been subjected to for however long the language evolved.

    omega_x3 ,

    The guy that came up with with the acronym for unidentified flying object also wrote that it should pronounced you-fo but everyone spells it out because that is less confusing. So there is an example of the creator being ignored.

    Perhaps ,

    How do you pronounce JPEG? Jay-feg?

    MisterFrog ,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep, I take your point

    Seems an odd choice in gif’s case still, as you can use the starting letter sounds from each word and it doesn’t sound weird.

    Not the same for jpeg. P by itself doesn’t make a ph sound.

    Tater291 ,

    He didn’t intend shit. He just wanted to watch the world burn!

    jscummy ,

    Can you really just drop a hard G like that though? Thought that was only okay for them to say

    QuadratureSurfer ,
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    I’m sorry, but he waited 26 years to tell everyone how it’s pronounced… at this point you can go with the majority, or stick with however you want to pronounce it.

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