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Lifes_Like_Plinko , in New Feature Request
LemmyFeed , in Mmmmkay

Hell yeah, my boy Arthur hitting us with the real real.

krolden , in Worry
@krolden@lemmy.ml avatar

why cant it just say “dont fuck your daughter, asshole”

ryannathans ,

Instructions unclear, interpreted as “don’t fuck your daughter’s asshole”

driving_crooner , in Future Lothario
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

2041 and the mf can’t imagine a world that isn’t infested by car centric infrastructure.

zacher_glachl ,

2041 is only 18 years in the future lmao

howdy , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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I honestly was worried about our growth maybe 3 weeks ago… It seemed there was a boom and then sort of an exhale after that initial rush in early June. However I’m subbed to about 130 communities. My feed is nice and busy where I couldn’t even chance to see all the content. I can look through my sub list (LemmyTools addon plug) and catch up on some comms I missed in my feed. It’s going great now as we are seeing steadily more upvoted posts (in the ks) now. Memes are off the charts. Tech and News seems to be hot. Im not super stitious well, maybe a little situous but I think things are going well and seeing a good base here form.

There will need to be some sort of stale/abandoned community cleanup or filter eventually though.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

Reddit keeps implementing more ideas to piss off the communities. The growth will come

howdy ,
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Totally, I actually feel we are already passed that concern. I am seeing a pretty established base forming now. I think we screw to a certain demographic but that is OK by me. I for one am tired of all tired of corporate social media crap. So I’ll be here or somewhere like it but lemmy is a very viable platform already

JackbyDev , in Just bang Hitler's mom

Because it is a thought experiment about punishing people for pre-crime, not people actually planning what to do with a time machine.

thepianistfroggollum ,

No, I’d 100% kill Hitler if I ever got a time machine. It would be my first stop on my way to see the dinosaurs.

Kolanaki ,
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The cool thing about a time machine is you’d be able to kill Hitler several times, in several ways, in several different back drops. 😃

Kill Hitler, every single day that he was alive, starting with the last day and working your way back to his birth.

mrbaby ,

Hey if you ever get access to a time machine and i somehow piss you off in the future, could you do me a favor and hop back to this day and warn me?

mlsus , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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honestly, even i went off of lemmy for a bit, not because i dont like lemmy, but because every time i reloaded the page, it would sign me out, and i couldn’t save any settings, it seems to be happening across most lemmy instances right now

ijeff ,

You should clear your browser data and log back in.

XEAL , in me when I tap the blurred nsfw image on my Lemmy timeline expecting something cool like a horrible accident but it's just boobs

Where is WatchPeopleDie!?

bappity OP ,
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I need my daily traumatic misclick 😩🙏

nodsocket , in Reduce Reuse Recycle®

I haven’t slept with my wife in over a year and I still managed to have a baby. Apparently sperm can survive for a long time in the uterus and when this happens the baby’s skin gets darker.

doge_d_aspin , in It's a choice
@doge_d_aspin@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck alcoholic drinks, and fuck those friends that force you to drink it, true friends respect your decisions not peer pressured you to drink that bullshit liquid

Chickenstalker , in It's a choice

If your personality needs drugs (alcohol) to make it beareable, you were never a fun person to begin with.

Simplesyrup , in me (both)
@Simplesyrup@lemmy.ml avatar

Just like that one video with a dude saying “I love you m9mmy” to his gf

Tyfud , in We will not

What? It was the easiest move I’ve ever made. Deleted a 13+ year old account. I’m loving it here. Fuck Reddit.

Veraxus ,
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I didn’t want to leave any of my content behind, because deleting your account still leaves all your content up. That took a while because I had to fix some bugs in an OSS tool so I wouldn’t need to delete tens of thousands of posts and comments by hand. The script took days to run with a 2s rate limit.

IMO, it’s pretty creepy that they try to keep your content when you request a GDPR deletion. That stuff could contain pii and they should be required to delete it, too.

I haven’t been back since. No Apollo is as good as no Reddit, as far as I’m concerned.

Trolled ,

I’m loving it here

I find that hard to believe. lemmy right now is worse than reddit ever was

Tyfud ,

Trolled

I see.

Signtist , in We will not
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Really? I left on blackout day and haven’t been back. I thought that was normal.

LastoftheDinosaurs ,
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  • Fugicara ,

    Lemmy doesn’t have nearly enough people to be worth using as the only platform people are on unless you never engaged with any niche subreddits. I was pretty active on subs where only like 100 people participated, so finding things like that on Lemmy are impossible. Lemmy is only decent for tech people at this point, it needs to get a tremendous amount of extra people joining to be good enough for anyone else to drop Reddit entirely. And even then, lots of info exists on Reddit and nowhere else that still make it a useful tool for other purposes.

    Sorry I just don’t buy that a large portion of people are already using Lemmy and nothing else (you might be, idk) unless they only care about memes of beans and nothing else.

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  • Fugicara ,

    I didn’t say you did? Weird response.

    Delphia ,

    I used RIF up until the moment it stopped working. Literally reading posts, refreshed and… nothing.

    I’m not deleting my account purely because I hope that they realise they are burning down the house to stay warm and reverse course. There were some great niche subs that just arent here yet.

    Muggy ,

    I’ve left the first moment Apollo went down, and I deleted the account I had for 11 years. I’m not caving in. Fuck that site.

    linearchaos ,
    @linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

    I removed all of my history and left when they announced the API day.

    I’ve been back a few times from Google searches looking for a specific data on things that don’t exist elsewhere.

    I poked around a little today to see what the temperatures like, feels like it’s at least 2/3 more toxic, course it could just be The first people out were the least tolerant of toxicity.

    jiji , in Hard times
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    I’m kinda surprised I’m seemingly in the minority of preferring self check. At least before they handicapped all the regular self checkouts and forced everyone to do self checkout. When it was truly optional, especially when it was “20 items of fewer” style, it was so much faster because I’m usually not buying a huge cart worth of items, and I can bag my own way. However now that Susan with her month’s worth of groceries for her family of 4 is also in self checkout, it makes it less efficient.

    Dempf ,

    Even when Susan is taking a huge cart through, a single queue for multiple service providers (self checkout) is always going to be theoretically more efficient than multiple queues - one per provider (one line for each cashier). The best of both worlds are places that have a single area to corral you into line, and a row of cashiers where you can go to the first available.

    Rentlar ,

    I once was that guy who took a cartful of groceries to the self-checkout. The goddamn thing had to call staff no less than 6 times because we couldn’t fit everything on that damn scale.

    I’m not doing that again.

    IDontHavePantsOn ,

    Here’s the thing most people don’t understand. It’s possible to bag your shit elsewhere. You can scan your shit, put it back in the cart, and literally go anywhere else and bag it up. Everybody and their mother are taking the time to bag their shit at the checkout and holding everyone else hostage while they figure out where to put their bananas and lube. I routinely take a full cart of shit, scan it all with the handheld scanner, and I’m out the door before Nancy and her 10 shits. The whole point is that the POS is just there to pay for your shit. If everyone just took their shit to the giant area in front of every store, or to their car to bag their shit, no one would be holding anyone up besides the truly inept.

    DarthBueller ,

    Many grocery stores have scales in the self-checkout bagging area. If you scan a can of soup, you’re going to take that can, put it on the bag scale but not into a bag, scan your other items, put them onto the bag scale but not a bag, and then take all of your loose items and put them one by one into your cart? How is that efficient?

    Aceticon , (edited )

    That’s literally what you had to do in Germany in Lidl - even with a cashier there wasn’t even room enough to bag it there at the till and the whole thing was even shaped so that you could park your trolley in such a position that the cashier would directly put things into your trolley.

    Not only that but everybody (including other customers) clearly expected you to operate within that system (for example, moving your trolley in a timelly fashion to the right “docking” spot to recieve the scanned products) and, if you paid with cash, get the change, free the area near the till and do the whole “store the change properly in your wallet” elsewhere were you weren’t wasting other people’s time.

    You had an area you could go to and bag your stuff or you could take to trolley to your car and transfer the goods to the trunk there (in my case, this being Berlin, I had a bicycle with removeable cargo bags, so took the trolley there and then at home just unhooked the bags and carried them upstairs to my appartment).

    I’ve never seen that anywhere else here in Europe, even in other Lidl stores (I’m now in Portugal and after Germany it’s all frustratingly slow and inneficient). I suppose a certain cultural mindset is probably required for people to naturally fit into such a system (were if everybody does their bit, everybody gets to pay and GTFO much faster).

    Oh, and there were no self-checkouts there and the cashiers were amazingly fast, which makes all sense: self-checkout is really just using amateur and untrained - thus slow and inneficient - “cashiers”, so self-checkout tills would probably use more space and make the thing go slower.

    DaCookeyMonsta ,

    Not to mention Susan has no idea how computers or barcodes work.

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