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Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Night owls and early birds
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When they all got together to decide what kind of civilization to have, all the slackers slept in. That’s why we have to work before noon.

name_NULL111653 ,

laughs in night shift

luckyhunter ,

google coal mining swing shifts. Fucking ridiculous! 2 day shifts, 1 off, 2 night, 1 off, 3 day, 1 off, 3 night, 4 off, repeat.

reagansrottencorpse ,

Coal companies still fucking over working class folks I see…

luckyhunter ,

Bottom of the wrung entry level coal truck drivers start at like $30/hr so I don’t feel too bad for them. A buddy of mine is an electrician at a mine and makes 50/hr days and i think nights are automatic overtime. He plans to retire at 40.

Cryophilia ,

If they had just held their fuckin meeting at a reasonable time like 6pm we’d be on top of the world order

moosetwin , in Burger Blues
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

mcdonalds subliminal advertising

awwwyissss ,

My first thought.

flossdaily , in Night owls and early birds

Sure, but night owls have more fun.

bassomitron ,

More fun or more regrets? Both. The answer is probably both. (Spoken from a night owl forced to transition to early as fuck morning life)

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

How have you coped?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I would guess “coffee.”

name_NULL111653 ,

Monster is the way. Monster is life.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Sad to say after a while coffee tolerance rises dramatically. Coffee tolerance is real

Kolanaki ,
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Somehow, my body became coffee intolerant. I would drink espresso all the time as a teen and then, one day, any kind or amount of coffee would just give me super severe stomach cramps. Like debilitatingly painful. So I don’t drink coffee no more. And it’s not the sugar or the caffeine, either; soda doesn’t do this to me. Just coffee. Which sucks, because I like coffee.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

That is fucking terrible, I love coffee too, that would be hard to deal with for me

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t

Rootiest ,

“poorly.”

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Yeah, playing video games and drinking all night sounds totally healthy!

keeeener ,

An introverts wet dream 👌

Honytawk ,

Healthier than a night owl being forced to wake up early, yes.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Yeah I bet being a drunk is 100% healthier than not getting enough sleep 🙄

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

you sound fun at parties

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

I’m a blast. I’m just not going to convince myself it’s healthy.

inanna , in Immune to marketing

I want to be a savvy consumer

jopepa , in Know your shits!

Knows how to spell rambunctious but has such a ruff time with tough

Decoy321 , in Know your shits!

Anyone else reminded of this old George Carlin skit?

Entropy , in Know your shits!

I read this while taking a shit. How appropriate.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Well shit man

Jumuta ,

you’ve gotta be shitting me

Enigma , in Know your shits!

Anyone else remember that long winded story about the Schitt family?

Kolanaki , in Know your shits!
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“shit” - Not good

ada , in Know your shits!
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ratshit also means exhausted/sick/hungover to most Australians

bernieecclestoned , in Know your shits!

Squirrel shit - Topic

FlyingSquid , in Know your shits!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What about Chickenshit ii?

Moc ,

It’s a cash grab I’m afraid. Not as good as the original chicken shit.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

it’s ratshit

Omega_Haxors , in Immune to marketing

It’s not that propaganda doesn’t work on them, I see those types falling for neo-nazi shit all the time because they know how to appeal to them. It’s just that they process the world in a fundamentally different way, so a lot of the psychological tricks that propaganda relies on simply doesn’t work on them. It’s kind of like how the early days of white supremacy had a hard time getting women because all their propaganda played to mysogyny. Once they figured out that they can rewire their hatred of women to be a good thing (the trad wife) that’s when they started jumping on board and really driving their influence into the american culture.

CherryBlossom01 ,

I’m autistic and I’ve always felt I had a certain gullibility. If I’m reading an article, and an argument sounds rational. I’m more likely to fall for it. Even if it contains a ton of bad premises. I’d like to think as I’ve gotten older and more mature, these kinds of things work less on me. But honestly I’m not sure.

PrincessZelda ,

I can’t say if I’m autistic or not but I hate reading news from sources I know to be untrustworthy because I still find myself thinking “this sounds correct” until I finish reading and remember it’s 99% bs

FlyingSquid ,
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I have autistic relatives, and while marketing tricks generally don’t work on them, FOMO and rule of cool absolutely do. My brother is on the spectrum and constantly has to have the latest Apple devices (he can afford to, he’s got a great job and he’s super smart). My dad was too and he was constantly buying any new gadget he saw.

So I don’t remember either of them ever being swayed by a specific commercial or marketing campaign, but a photo and a description could be enough, which is sometimes worse.

On top of that, their microfixations, like my brother’s with Apple, means they spend an inordinate amount of money on the thing they feel is too cool to pass up.

When my father died, he and my mom had a household full of junk- not a huge mess like a hoarder’s house, just a ton of stuff in the attic and garage and closets and so on- and most of it was technology no one would want. Like a keyboard that would put title graphics on a home video designed for CRT TVs. Or the multiple VHS-C and Hi-8 camcorders he bought. Like my brother, he could afford to do it, but what a waste of money.

So while autistic people don’t often get swayed by advertising, they can, in my experience, still spend way too much money on the cool new thing.

dingus , in Burger Blues

Pretty Patties

robocall , in Know your shits!
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

This is actually very helpful for English as a second language learners.

Wogi ,

There’s more!

Cut the shit: knock it off.
Are you shitting me: are you serious.
This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
That’s my shit: I really like that.
Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn’t mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

B A N A N A S

protist ,
  • Shit a brick: to be scared
  • Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
  • Shit for brains: stupid
  • Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
  • Shithead: a shitty person
  • Shithole: a shitty place
  • Piece of shit: a shitty thing
dingus ,

An alternative to the shithead definition: youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=RheW1AHh72mBeiLQ

21Cabbage ,

It’s also a drinking game though the rules of it are lost to me as a result of only hearing them while drinking heavily.

EDIT: I remember it involves playing cards and you don’t use the king, queen, etc.

cloudy1999 ,

Deep shit

elxeno ,
Vengefu1Tuna ,

Depending on the inflection, “that’s my shit” can also mean “those are my belongings”.

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