Know your shits!
(Shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump, but I felt like it belongs here)
Edit:
Since so many of you suggested additions, I’m just going to list them all in one place. Let’s create a community-made enzycrapedia of shit-related terms and phrases!
Transcription of the image in case the picture disappears:
- Dogshit: Very poor quality
- Bullshit: Not true
- Horseshit: Nonsense
- Apeshit: rambunctious
- Batshit: insane
- Chickenshit: coward
- Ratshit: poor quality
- No shit: obviously (also sometimes “No shit, Sherlock!” as an exclamation)
- Holy shit: mind blowing / unbelievable
- Hot shit: very good
- Dipshit: a total dumbass
- Tuff shit: take it or leave it. (correct spelling would be “tough shit”)
- Jack shit: nothing
- The shit: perfection
More shit:
- Cut the shit: knock it off.
- Are you shitting me: are you serious.
- This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
- That’s my shit: I really like that.
- I dig that shit: I love it
- Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
- I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
- Shit-Hawk: unpleasant person
- For shits and giggles: Doing something silly for no particular reason
- Shit a brick: to be scared
- Scared shitless: being really scared
- Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
- Shit for brains: stupid
- Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
- Shithead: a shitty person
- Shithole: a shitty place
- Piece of shit: a shitty thing
- Deep shit: a meaningful revelation
- To be up shit creek (without a paddle): to be in deep trouble
- To be full of shit: constantly lying
- Shit Stirrer: someone who deliberately causes problems/arguments
- Get your shit together: to organize stuff properly (alternatively; to calm down)
- Losing your shit: freaking out
- To [do] the shit out of something: doing something in an excellent way
- I don’t give a shit: I don’t care
- When shit hits the fan: when an already bad situation suddenly becomes worse
- Shit happens: bad things happen and you can’t do anything about it
- Shit just got real: Something dangerous is happening right now
- Does a bear shit in the woods?: Isn’t it obvious?
- Eat shit: To fall on your face
- Shit-eating grin: a smug and condescending expression
- Who shit in your cereal?: Who ruined your day/mood?
- (To watch the) Shitshow: watching utter chaos unfold without intervening
- A metric shit ton: a lot
- Shit on a Shingle: a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast
- Nuttier than squirrel shit: being crazy
- Shitstorm: a stressful, chaotic situation
- You don’t know shit: you’re clueless
- Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague
- The shits: diarrhea
- My shit: my stuff
- Shitter: toilet
- You are shit: you’re worthless
- You are not shit: reassuring that you’re NOT worthless
- You ain’t shit: you’re worse than worthless
Thanks and credit to: Poopmeister, Wogi, protist, cloudy1999, lambchop and ToRa