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Drinvictus , in If you know, you know

I wish I didn’t

db2 ,

You think this is more disturbing than The Bikini Bottom Horror?

ickplant OP ,
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TIHI

ApathyTree ,
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Thanks, this was a great way to use an hour of my life :)

Drinvictus ,

No but I wish I didn’t know that too. Honestly The Bikini Bottom Horror Story has better writing.

hstde ,

That was a very good read

Daft_ish , in Reject suffering

You go look at from a different angle and the buildings weren’t obstructing anything it just says, “Penis Ha.”

STRIKINGdebate2 , in we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
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Due to reports of misinformation from users I’ll post this comment here.

No. They were not actually tossing coins backwards for good luck fighting climate change. No one knows exactly what the people in this picture were actually wishing good luck for.

I don’t want to come down too hard on people but one of my jobs as moderator is to prevent the spread of misinformation.

NathanielThomas ,

You could just link to the story :)

euronews.com/…/leaders-of-the-g20-throw-coins-ins…

idontreallyknow ,

Good mod

AllonzeeLV ,

As long as they’re having fun.

Not like they’d do anything about the many global crises anyway, that would involve inconveniencing the owners.

MBM ,

Is it possible to pin comments on Lemmy? This one’s kind of buried, it seems a bunch of people missed it.

DandomRude , (edited ) in we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
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Is that Angela Merkel in the middle? If so this must be at least an old photo. She is not the German chancellor anymore. Not that that would make things any better…

NathanielThomas ,
  1. So yeah, somewhat old photo.
DandomRude ,
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Just wanted to make sure. Not sure if any US representatives are in this picture though. But it kinda looks a bit like Merkel and Martin Schulz (2nd from the right, also a German politician and at the time probably President of the European Parliament - this guy looks like him) are on the lookout to see if our friends from America (on maps to the left/west from europe) would like to flip a coin as well.

gigachad ,

That’s Charles Michel, President of the European council. I admit they look a bit similar on this photo, but Martin Schulz was President of EU parliament until 2017.

DandomRude ,
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Ahh, yes. Thanks for clearing that up.

MNByChoice ,

And Boris from the UK.

I guess it didn’t work. Any other lucky rivers or wishing wells around?

thorbot , in If you know, you know

Ugh this gives me the creeps just thinking about it. That bonus panel is too much

ickplant OP ,
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DRRRRR

westyvw , in Here we go again

Even if Firefox couldnt block ads just like chrome, I still would prefer it. So much nicer in every way.

1984 ,
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It’s better at blocking ads even. :)

swnt , in Who needs the master sword anyway?
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“The Legend says, that the allmighty Nokia was the most powerful weapon ever wielded by a Hylian. To this day, there isn’t a any enemy, who has seen the Nokia-Sword in use and survived it.” - Zelda

Pinklink , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

Another point: why when shortened do they call them “walkies”? “You got your walkie on?” That’s the less description-of-use part of the name

frippa , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.
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Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren’t licked anymore, they’re self adhesive. 🤓☝️

agent_flounder ,
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Yanky spanky? Idk I got nothin

MajorHavoc ,

Snail mail scale sale

Tricky Sticky bricky flicky

Letter Treader Breader

raker , in Have you? (I haven't)

Honor ans strength

demlet , (edited ) in Brain is the best

The left side of the brain controls the right side of the body. It also controls language. There’s a theory that that’s why the words for the left hand (and left in general) are usually associated with evil (“sinister” in Latin means “left”, for example), while words for the right are associated with good (“dextrous” comes from the Latin “dexter”, meaning “right side”). The left side of the brain might be literally disparaging the side of the body it doesn’t control, while praising the one it does.

Anyway, I vote for sphincter.

prole ,

Isn’t that left brain/right brain stuff pseudoscience?

VikingHippie ,

Yes and no: different parts of the brain DO have different functionality and the language center IS in the left half, but you’d need your whole brain to demonize body parts since a lot more than just language would be involved in the reasoning, the decision, the planning and the execution…

Zozano ,

Minor correction. Features like the language center are shared between both hemispheres, it’s just that typically the left side is more developed.

Though, with the plasticity of the brain, it isn’t necessarily always the case. Brains are very capable of rewiring themselves. If it’s easier to (re)develop language on the right side, due to left side trauma, that’s entirely possible.

demlet ,

In general the left brain does language. It’s been proven by observing people who had their hemispheres separated. The whole story about the left brain calling the left side of the body names is pretty speculative though.

It’s also true that we tend to exaggerate the whole left/right brain thing in popular culture. The idea of left or right-brained personalities is one example of a pretty inaccurate characterization of how the brain works. But there are very real differences between the hemispheres.

All of that is just based mostly on recent interviews with brain scientists I’ve listened to, I’m not an expert!

Zozano ,

Forget left and right brain.

You’re either all brain or no brain.

For me, no brain.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Brain gotta poop.

demlet ,

Someone knows their ancient Latin proverbs.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Brain still gotta poop.

Karyoplasma ,

A sphincter is not an organ. Muscle is tissue.

demlet ,

Then why does mine sound like an organ sometimes?

gsfraley , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.
PipedLinkBot ,

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gsfraley ,

Thanks, yo

EthanRDoesMC , in Wait until you see the sequel!
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I like that there’s enough time between the reviews to have watched the movie

AnonymousBaba , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

breasty - resty 💀

saltesc , (edited ) in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

bites tongue

I GOTTA BE ‘WELL ACTUALLY GUY’. I can’t help it.

A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.

Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it’s literally accurate.

AceFour ,
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bitey taster?

agent_flounder ,
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Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don’t actually mean this as an insult)… picky pricky?

OppositeOfOxymoron ,

Maybe… Hearty Re-Starty?

Ticker Re-jigger?

Pumper Bumper?

saltesc ,

Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don’t jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing retardation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it’s essentially the exact same thing.

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