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Spudwart , in mr. pepper

“And that’s how I lost my medical license”

Cyantraveller , in It takes years of education and training
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You’ll be surprised.

oneshibbyguy , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me

SMITHandWESSON ,
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Lol, I’m pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

First thing Cro-Magnon man did was make a carving of a nude chick

mojofrododojo ,

And sculpting for 35,000 years, they may even predate cro-magnons! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

Agent641 ,

“Ogg call this style ‘bbw’. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet.”

MotoAsh ,

I’m going to go out on a limb and say I bet even monkeys rub one out to an extra curvy piece of wood from time to time. Especially the ones that have mating seasons.

How much more annoying would humans be if there was an annual “horny teenager” time? Spring break would be something else.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Based on my experiences at zoos I’d say you are probably correct.

Dirk ,
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There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.

paraphrand ,

Nah

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Power to the penis…I mean people!

new_acct_who_dis ,

Look. Asking for an old, scared-of-clicking-on-the-wrong-thing-when-trying-to-just-have-a-quick-dj-diddles-moment friend.

How y’all finding porn on here? I’m still just looking at front page. No idea how to look anything up on purpose.

Or so my friend tells me.

Dr_Wu ,

Mostly on the lemmynsfw.com instance

x4740N ,
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Which I’ve had to block so any communities from because this is my main account

Engywuck , in Here we go again

Spoiler: won’t happen. And I’m glad it won’t.

flatplutosociety ,
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Why are you glad it won’t?

Engywuck ,

I sincerely want to see Mozilla burn.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Not if you give up before even trying.

Things are not given, they have to be taken and fought for.

Engywuck , (edited )

I’ve been on (and an advocate for) FF for almost 20 years. I don’t need anybody to tell me what’s wrong with it AND with Mozilla (a lot, actually, that’s why I jumped ship). And no, it’s not Google to blame for FF failure, only Mozilla. They need to go, and in my own small way I will do anything in my power to contribute to their disappearance. They’re not doing anything of value anyway, they’re just grabbing money from naive donors and Google (oh, the irony) and wasting it on useless crap.

Don’t even bother to reply. This is my last comment in this thread and I’m unwilling to debate.

Bye.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Thanks for the input!

Peace.

Amir , in mr. pepper
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PhD*

bleppy , in go king

He looks pretty capable just going by these pics. Why spend money putting him in a home? Throwing money away. Fuck his kids, I guess.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Do you actually think that this is real? Serious question.

bleppy ,

I don’t have thoughts one way or the other. It’s an interesting post, there’s a good chance it’s fake. I can’t say I care all that much. There are certainly people with kids who would move their parent into a home and take control of the money from selling their house, so it’s not completely out of the realm of possibility.

JizzmasterD , in this got me good

Them inner thighs tho…

The_Picard_Maneuver , in mr. pepper
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It’s because no matter what his patients came in with, they left with diabetes.

Maddie , in this got me good
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This is the XXX parody of the Lion King

BrrooklynMan ,
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damn, beat me to it

JimmyDean ,

damn, beat meat to it

Ftfy

sp451 , in quatre-vingts

Wait until you hear what the Danes do.

Why is “97” “7 + [-½+5] x 20” in Danish?

jose-lesson.com/lin/2017/01/16/nonaginta-septem/

Creazle OP ,
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No kidding. It’s the sort of thing that makes you think about how different people process info differently

nxfsi ,

Normal children usually gain fluency in their native language by age 5. Danish children need to wait until age 7.

VikingHippie ,

TIL that there’s actually (kinda but not really) a method to the madness that is our numbers 😄

Holyhandgrenade ,
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It’s kind of funny how aware Danes are of their weird numbers system. I speak Norwegian and whenever I’m in Denmark they use the more sensible Norwegian number system to explain to me the prices of stuff (probably because I give them the deer in the headlights-stare whenever I hear something like “fem og halvfjerds”).

Comment105 ,

They think we’re stupid and infantile for evolving past tradition.

v_krishna ,
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I’m otherwise decently fluent in Danish (first learned nynorsk then lived in Denmark for a few years). But when numbers come out I immediately switch back to Norwegian. Fucking Danes.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Thanks for the link! While I was aware of the weird numbers in Danish, this gave a great explanation and I wish I had had this info when I was forced to learn French in school. The way this vigntisian system evolved is actually quite interesting and makes so much sense. Everything makes sense now. Wow.

Schal330 , in I can stop any time

Branston beans are superior, they have a thicker consistency and richer flavour. They don’t have that weird metallic tang too them either. I once was the kind of person who would only go for Heinz, but after trying Branston I am a convert to superior beans

einfach_orangensaft , in It's going to be ok

but river only picked up a tree branch…

Spaghetti_Hitchens , in mr. pepper

You can't just be out here practicing medicine without a license

yowhat , in go king

IIRC this was just a guy who used filters for some funny posts, not an actual old person.

suspecm , in Lemmy: Come for the freedom, stay for the memes.
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I’m surprised there is no porn of Linux yet

be_excellent_to_each_other ,
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I'm pretty sure if you googled "Linux Rule 34" you'd find something. It would probably involve Tux. shudders

independantiste ,
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It’s not possible that it exists because Linux users don’t talk to real people

be_excellent_to_each_other ,
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I'm pretty sure if you googled "Linux Rule 34" you'd find something.

It’s not possible that it exists because Linux users don’t talk to real people

Rule 34 is usually not real porn. Checkmate, atheists!

VikingHippie ,

Ah fuck, do I have to go church now? ☹️

CylonBunny ,
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