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HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in They are watching

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

MonkderZweite ,

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Patrizsche , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

W FART FREE WATER

genoxidedev1 ,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Common fart-free water W
L Fart water got that negative rizz ong

Blyfh ,

Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.

radioactiveradio ,

Get better noob.

Blyfh ,

Uh, t-thanks…?

Kraivo ,

Water fart free free water

cultsuperstar Bot ,

I saw FART before I saw FREE WATER vertically.

EsteemedRectangle , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

There are more polite ways to make the water frizzy

wesker , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Water free fart \o/

Ubermeisters , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Free water * free fart

loftypancake , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

What’s wrong with free fart water

pjhenry1216 ,

Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.

PolydoreSmith ,

This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

redballooon ,

Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, the price is right.

jenniebuckley , in it's impressive how bad it is
@jenniebuckley@lemmy.world avatar

the way this isn’t even in my top 50 issues with Discord. i finally quit using it this July because it isn’t enjoyable and I feel the life has been sucked out of it. there are much better alternatives popping up now including Matrix and Revolt which are my new go-to chat apps

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

The main problem is what the people you actually want to talk to are using. I still have to keep Facebook cucking Messanger installed to talk to one friend group.

can ,

Sign up for beeper?

jenniebuckley ,
@jenniebuckley@lemmy.world avatar

all the people I actually gave a shit about from Discord use Revolt now so it’s not an issue I’ve had to deal with thankfully lol

InternetCitizen2 ,

Lucky

SaveComengs ,

matrix bridges :)

radioactiveradio , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

chicken ,

The water is fart free, the soda is not

RGB3x3 , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

gk99 ,

This wouldn’t go in either

ch00f ,

It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

morrowind , in it's impressive how bad it is
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I think you underestimate just how difficult making a app like discord fast is. It’s quite impressive how well it works tbh

Vilian ,

element do it, and do better, it’s just company wanting money but don’t want to spend money fixing it, that’s why it’s electron, and not other better alternative, it’s cheap and easy to develop, not fast

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

You must be in only tiny rooms because element absolutely dies when joining anything busy. They recently implement sliding sync to help mitigate this.

Also yeah, the discord desktop app is garbage, I’ll admit, but I’m talking about the website

ShittyKopper ,

tbf that’s partly matrix the protocol being inefficient as fuck. element the client can’t really fix that.

whose idea was it to synchronize the entire fucking history of a channel to every individual instance? for a chat app?

(yeah the matrix guys want to be a global federated generic data store and not a chat app i know, but all this has ended up with is a mediocre chat app and a few toy projects nobody cares about)

Vilian ,

i guess maybe it’s was the same problem with lemmy, only small instances and communities exists, and small money incentive, so they can’t do much to make it better?

NessD , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Well, IT IS fart free.

sbv ,

do we know that?

SonicBlue03 ,

Butt is it?

ImplyingImplications ,

I don’t care if it’s free! Take the farts out of the water!

Sharpiemarker ,

Technically it’s impossible for water to be fart free.

affiliate ,

i wouldn’t be so sure

Sharpiemarker ,

I mean there’s a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You’re drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

wildbus8979 , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Fart(ee)er

the_medium_kahuna , in And so on, and so forth...

The DeVoses can all go fuck themselves

Cruxifux ,

It’s a seriously evil family man.

Dasnap , in it's impressive how bad it is
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Slaps roof of Electron

This bad boy can fit so much fucking Javascript in it.

outofemailaliases ,
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i can confirm that my arch install does not have any electron apps! i just keep 8 tabs open at all times and use a billion workspace to try and forget about my CPU idling at 5%

hungryphrog , in Like clockwork

You’re supposed to hold it for 3 days, not 15 minutes!

ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.

Justly0250 ,
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Rookie numbers.

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