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N00b22 , 10 months ago in based on a true story

Me entering McDonald’s just to see Donald and then leaving sadly because Donald isn’t there

noxy , 10 months ago in Choose wisely

Twix. The only candy with the cookie crisp.

SlurpDaddySlushy , 10 months ago

This guy Seinfelds.

noxy , 10 months ago

High five!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 10 months ago in If you're having people over, be sure to have adequate supplies available.

That’s plenty for guests for the weekend

WereCat , 10 months ago in Hey... whoa there!

Well… I didn’t expect Dzurinda meme on Lemmy

Kusimulkku , 10 months ago in Now this is how you conduct a poll.

I think I saw this one with a different poll

tourist , 10 months ago

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SternburgExport , 10 months ago in Choose wisely

My dick

moipe , 10 months ago in based on a true story

Dang, I have to get the bees again…

WereCat , 10 months ago in Solid financial advice

• Find a $500k house for sale
• Don’t buy it
• You just saved $500k
• Repeat

redballooon , 10 months ago

woah, just last week I didn’t buy a $3m villa. I gotta check my balances.

cooopsspace , 10 months ago in Now this is how you conduct a poll.

Stupid people smoke

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 10 months ago in Choose wisely

green M&M

formergijoe , 10 months ago

Found Tucker Carlson’s account!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 10 months ago

If I had frozen dinner money I probably wouldn’t be on the internet. I’d probably be high off my ass on a pile of asses (all painted green like the m&m but that stays between me and my therapist, who’s on the bottom of the pile)

JizzmasterD , 10 months ago in There is no need to be alarmed

Bullshit. That guy’s mouth is a straw that he’s breathing through.

Skkorm , 10 months ago in Choose wisely

No coffee crisp, I’m out

MasterNerd , 10 months ago in It's true.

The older I’ve gotten, the less I care about shit like this. People deciding to put Christmas decorations up early has zero impact on me so why should I care?

photonic_sorcerer , 10 months ago

It has an impact on me because I have to see it

MightyGalhupo , 10 months ago

Because it’s bright and annoying. As someone who enjoys going out at night because it isn’t as bright and it’s less loud and just in general less overbearing, I absolutely abhor the Christmas decorations in the streets. The only exception is for specific celebrations in specific places where I go to see it specifically.

senkora , 10 months ago in Choose wisely

My favorite has always been crunch bars. So good.

Mr_Fish , 10 months ago in Choose wisely

I’ll probably grab the bowl