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Spliffman1 , in Cat Pics And Chill
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I am Spliffman and I approve this message

rafa ,

I’m Rafa and i approve this message as well

Spliffman1 ,
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Lol 😂

jayrodtheoldbod , in You can't hear pict...

I managed to be on TikTok for one (1) calendar year and then bailed. For now, I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, but soon, something like this is just going to be a weird picture that means nothing. That’s a strange thing.

_cerpin_taxt_ ,

This was a joke looooong before TikTok even existed. It’s a Das Racist song from back in the day.

pm_boobs_send_nudes , in I'm over the Reddit posts / comments

Lemmy is just reddit refugees and the FOSS nerds. This place needs more people.

Steak ,

What does FOSS stand for?

candyman337 ,

Free and Open Source Software

pm_boobs_send_nudes ,

Free and open source software

basxto ,
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federative networks also always have the cryptoanarchists lurking somewhere

cakeslayer , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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This, but make it a Ritz cracker mmmm

masterspace , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

Life pro tip for side sleepers who need a super thick / fluffy pillow:

Buy a king sized pillow and put it in a normal sized pillow case that has one of those little flaps at the open end. The extra stuffing compressed to a normal sized pillow makes for the best thick pillow.

teft , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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Hank , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp

Saprophyte , in Wow Barron Trump is tall
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Damn, that’s amazing. How tall was Melania’s mailman?

ivanafterall ,
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Are we 100% certain he's not Ivanka's?

Kungolicious ,

The math maths.

Taleya , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

Mmm saladas

FartsWithAnAccent , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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Ok, I know you like saltines but have you tried…

R A T I O N S ! ?

ryan , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

mm mm nothing does my body better than sleeve of saltines

pelley , in Xitter Tanks
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Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

letsgocrazy ,

De Santis

pelley ,
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Of course!

Nacktmull , in Xitter Tanks
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The seat is way too small for that bowl and I find that mildly infuriating

XEAL ,

hold up

JesusTheCarpenter ,

That’s because they had to put the Elon’s Twitter sign. Which is why I am not big fan of this kind of old school satire. It’s a little on the nose Everything has to have signs, subtitles and arrows so even the dumbest people can understand them. While I understand the need for that, it makes the jokes fall flat for me.

ininewcrow ,
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Makes sense to me … a seat small enough for a little asshole and a bowl big enough for someone who produces a lot of shit

Kolanaki ,
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I’ve actually seen that kinda shit IRL in public restrooms pretty frequently.

Saneless , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

Me in every hotel

Ryan213 ,
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And wake up in the morning with a headache and can’t move your neck.

scytale ,

Same. Hotel pillows are too thick for the head/neck. There should be 2 different pillows, a thick and firm one for hugging, and a thinner and softer one for the head.

Ryan213 ,
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And a big long one for spooning…

PersnickityPenguin ,

Called a bolster. Or go full weeb and get a waifu pillow…

PainInTheAES ,

If full weeb is a dakimakura what level of weeb is the dakimakura with legs and and a Fleshlight pocket?

CthulhuOnIce , in incredible

I feel like you could still give science a head start by giving them rough ideas of how things work, like penicillin and steam power and whatnot

Even if you don’t know all the ins and puts you can give them something to go off of to develop the technology faster

soran0allsmark ,

Ayyyyy gotta love some quick typing typos lol

dx1 ,

If you couldn’t prove it, things probably wouldn’t go well for you.

Hallainzil ,

Even if you could prove it, it would still go badly in a lot of places in a lot of times.

crimroy ,

What do you mean by that? You sound a lot like a witch

Crashumbc ,

Always as been

Intralexical ,

“Science” ≠ Technology!

If you give them the technology without giving them stuff like empiricism and cultural acceptance of critical thinking, they’ll just worship it like any other faith, and stagnate for the next thousand years.

Inversely, you don’t even need to give them too much technology, because if you just give them stuff like evidence-based medicine, the printing press, rigorous experimentation and reproducibility, and a couple institutes dedicated to the craft, plus a couple starting points, then they’ll figure it on their own soon enough (assuming an overall stable civilization).

frezik ,

Most likely, people would consider you to be another wacko shouting at passersby.

Or even more likely, you drink some stanky water that your body doesn’t know how to deal with and die within the first week.

Intralexical ,

Show, don’t tell. And get your shots before you go.

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