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PhoreTwunny ,

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie

thatsTheCatch ,

186 upvotes? I don’t get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh

Chariotwheel ,

Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.

ignotum ,

Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn’t come free

FQQD ,

Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night

alyx ,

charge them for it

Rouxibeau ,

Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.

Kusimulkku ,

Good advice even when you don’t have people over

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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That’s plenty for guests for the weekend

NegativeLookBehind ,
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That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.

Sabre363 ,

Just use the 3 shells

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

the rare combined PSA-shitpost

Pistcow ,

Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.

BeefSupreme ,

Don’t you people have knives?

And009 ,

Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions

GrammatonCleric ,
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Literal shitpost

smuuthbrane ,
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At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.

SuckMyWang ,

Definitely. A bit harder to eat though

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