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Lokisan , in Le cancer

It says cigarette speaks cancer

A_A ,
@A_A@lemmy.world avatar

Your bad translation is unfortunately the best one of every horrible translations in here.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

“Cause” doesn’t only mean speaks, it can also mean causes. Cigarette causes cancer

Lokisan ,

Ah merci pour l’info. J’ai tendance à oublier que le français est ma langue maternelle

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Tu attendais vraiment de moi que je le devine ? Tu n’es même pas sur une instance française

Lokisan ,

je pensais pas à mal. Bon ma réponse était un peu sarcastique je te l’accorde.

snoopy ,

@Lokisan Not sure if it was a joke but why would a cigarette talks ? 😅
@Gork

Lokisan ,

yes it was a joke. “Cause” means the same as in English but also the verb that is kind of an old slang for “speak”.

snoopy ,

@Lokisan nice one, i wasn't sure you were french :)

Fiivemacs , in And thats how I became a father

Is this Facebook template day, what is this

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Every day is Facebook template day if you’re old enough

mojofrododojo , in Ignore the haters

humans could achieve cheap, safe, easy teleportation and I’ll bet you a steak dinner that a substantial number of assholes would still argue we need roads so they can vroom vroom around in their jacked up pavement princess dick-head haulers.

velvetThunder ,

Well a huge amount of people see the car as a chore, a way to get from A to B. If they all stopped using the car streets so that they are 95% more empty, the car enthusiasts would remain on empty streets. I think that would make them safer, you would need less lanes. It would be more fun and safe to drive on empty streets and only with other driving enthusiasts who are paying more attention than someone getting from A to B. (I write this as someone who lives in a region without racetracks.)

mojofrododojo ,

the car enthusiasts would remain on empty streets

fuck them and their enthusiasms it’s destroying the ecosystem.

they can find a new fucking hobby that doesn’t VRRRRRROOOOOM VRRRROOOOOM.

rustyfemboy , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.
wander1236 , in Small Talk
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a wide face

474D ,

He will skin you alive

Mesophar ,

Just run through a doorway, he’ll have to slow down to walk through sideways

odium ,
jws_shadotak , in Small Talk

kenshi vibes

cley_faye , in Le cancer

It says “I don’t really speak french but I’ll write something good enough”.

Seriously, it sounds really weird.

ivanafterall , in Le cancer
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I took four years of French. I remember that “La” is feminine and “Le” is masculine. So a rough translation would be:

“The feminine something something the masculine something.”

ILikeBoobies ,

Cigarettes are for women, cancer is for men

lugal , in Damn right

I’m a simple person. I see a linguistic meme, I upvote

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Le cancer
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

But I le tirreed.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

then have a nap Then fire ze missiles!

AutomaticUpdates , in literally nobody:
@AutomaticUpdates@monero.town avatar

Why does Squidward look like he sniffed the other pile

whenyellowstonehasitsday , in Damn right

"wet bulb" isn't a term that's eerie and unsettling to anyone else?

bacon_saber ,

at least it's not "moist"

masterofn001 ,

Wet bulb = permamoist

deegeese ,

Should be renamed “drop dead temperature”, as in

When the drop dead temperature exceeds body temperature, people drop dead.

Valmond ,

I visited Madrid a weak ago+, should be 36°C @20% humidity, no biggie right?

Madrid the city itself is a heat spot (no trees, asphalt, stone, AC outlets…), it was 8.5°+ compared to surrounding areas, we were all sick like.

Why would you not communicate things like that in weather apps/web sites? Even the hygrometry isn’t always reported, or for 24h when temperature is changing wildly hour to hour (so hygro too)…

HonoraryMancunian ,

The meaning behind it is terrifying, but the words themselves are way too, well, bouba

konalt , in Deep
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

haters will see you teleport and say “that mf cant afford a car”

FozzyOsbourne ,

Barbarians shalt see thee conjure a fireball from naught but thy own mind, and say forsooth, he can nary swing a sword

crawancon , in Damn right

dafuq is bouba and kiki

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar
crawancon ,

thanks mate, didn’t think to actually Google it (I thought it was gonna be some made up rizz rizz fr fr skibiti toilet shit)

Donkter ,

It’s basically skibidi toilet for scientists.

duckythescientist ,

I hate this so much, but I can’t do anything but agree.

bestagon ,

Afraid to chase information just in case it makes you feel out of touch

pyre ,

all words are made up

pemptago ,

Side note: the game “Baba is you” was named after this effect, and features a character named kiki.

Black616Angel ,

Actually the character is named keke.

But I didn’t know the rest.

klemptor ,
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I remember learning about bouba/kiki in grade 1… until today, I assumed all kids did!

SlopppyEngineer , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

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