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ArcaneSlime , in I just moved

…but in this show JFK’s dads were gay…

ItsABarmcake , in Do you accept it or reject it?

Now that is a danger wank

irmoz , in I just moved

Doesn’t really work

“You live in the homosexuals” nah

Hextic , in That’s some other guy I swear

Been playing Assassin’s Creed 2 lately, that’s a piece of Eden.

lazynooblet , in Well this is awkward
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Reminds of the Cyanide and Happiness skit, www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YwC4Vsm5h0

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Because it’s directly ripped off of the cyanide and happiness skit lol

XEAL , in me when I tap the blurred nsfw image on my Lemmy timeline expecting something cool like a horrible accident but it's just boobs

Where is WatchPeopleDie!?

bappity OP ,
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I need my daily traumatic misclick 😩🙏

ninekeysdown , in Will you marry me?
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This is the kind of chaos the world needs :D

Generic_Handel , in This really helped!

I definitely don't have enough room on my bathroom floor for that.

Smartboystupid , in This really helped!

Epic piss

lolola , in That’s some other guy I swear
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did you know that displaying icons and figures of Jesus Christ on the cross was actually an old pagan tradition that early Christians co-opted to help spread their religion

001100010010 , in Well this is awkward
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Don’t want kids anymore? Simple, just don’t vacinnate them

lowleveldata , in Will you marry me?

What if they have always been wanting to marry but both too afraid to ask and you broke the ice and they marry and live together happily ever after?

Kolanaki ,
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Villains making the world better by accident has always been a funny trope.

RGB3x3 ,

Chaotic Good IRL

SeeMinusMinus ,
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I guess its time to do good things hehehehehehehehehe

Lemmyuser_Guest ,

Then, they are going to get fucked afterwards.

Misconduct ,

🥺

AnAnxiousCorgi ,
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That’s why you gotta go back in a few years and spell out “I want a divorce”

If I don’t get to be happy neither do they

Imgonnatrythis , in Survival of the Fittest

I just assumed those tags were placed by lawyers in case someone got upset if their crappy clothes fell apart. I didn’t think most people actually read the.

TubeTalkerX , in This really helped!

Would it help for someone to jump on the belly?

journey01 , in Will you marry me?

Great way to reserve a patch of sand to yourself.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I prefer to just do it the old fashion way and pee in a circle.

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