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DriftinGrifter , in Rules haha

Fuck the (rule)s

originalucifer , in Well?
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its

randomname01 , in Diversity

This is legitimately confusing. Adding hate for a Linux DE to an established racist ass cartoon? Truly the most confusingly intersectional hate post I’ve ever seen.

twinnie , in Don't allow others to consume you...

I think most people already do this.

ghostx , in Responsibilities 🙂

✌🏻🤙🏻

robocall , in No, I haven't seen Timmy...
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That snowman looks kinda dirty

dog_ , in Hello there

General Kenobi!

ShitOnABrick , in Ryan Reynolds! No!!!
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Praise be to burger King

ShitOnABrick , in Feels good to post here again
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Ah I see a fellow racist what car do you race good sir 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚘🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎

yamapikariya OP ,
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NA miata

Louisoix , in The future is now

For a second I thought “love, mom” was a reply. Things are not as bad as they could have been!

RIP_Cheems , in Feels good to post here again
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Why am I not racist or have a foot fetish?

yamapikariya OP ,
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You haven’t been truly taught to shitpost.

RIP_Cheems ,
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Then it needs to stay like that if I want to keep my sanity.

AngryCommieKender ,

You got taught morality before shit posting. Something that happens to many people before they enter kindergarten.

RIP_Cheems ,
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So having a foot fetish is linked to learning to shitpost?

loki_d20 , in Feels good to post here again

This is why I block political meme groups on social media immediately. It’s just filled with future libertarians and conservatives.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Son, do you know where you are?

Do you need help getting to safety?

ShitOnABrick ,
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paddirn , in Ryan Reynolds! No!!!

I am… the Zuacce… King

Alteon , in Feels good to post here again

Okay…let’s divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are mutually exclusive. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like…bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono… “Different strokes for different folks,” and all that jazz…

TheFerrango ,

How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾

Alteon ,

Ahhh…fuck…I used the wrong words…I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!

pirat ,

🦶

dave ,
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Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…

Alteon ,

Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya’ll we’re right.

ciko22i3 ,
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what’s the joke

dave ,
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What’s the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

synae ,
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both are nevar put backwards

pirat ,

I’ve come across almost the same one in my native language, but it’s about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it’d go something like this:

What’s the difference between a stork?

Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.

GBU_28 ,

Soon enough you’ll be like “some feet are better than others”

synae ,
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basically genocide

GBU_28 ,

Pedocide wait

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Pedicide I think

pirat ,

Pesticides I drink…

ShitOnABrick ,
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Who doesn’t drink pesticides I drink pesticides and the doctor says there’s something wrong with my brain

pirat ,
Fleur__ , in We are family
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Never trust a pirate

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