What if herr Klaus was Barbie’s real father and Barbie had to invent Barbieworld and her alter ego perfectly happy girl to escape from the abuse from her father and all the horrible things she must have seen and heard during his career in the SS.
It would’ve been quite the plot twist when it was revealed that Barbieworld was all an insane fantasy world totally in her head and in real world she was catatonic in an insane asylum whilst in her mind she lived inside that fantasy.
All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”
I will fly out to where this person lives. I will rent a car at the airport and, using Waze, will drive to their house. And then…I will stand on the sidewalk across the street from them while glaring. Glaring AND scowling with disapproval.
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