There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DrPop , in Clarification

All jokes a side, I don’t know if that’s right, it could be a UTI which kills cats. RIP Luna we should never have let that bitch have you.

howdy , in Posting images from my meme folder until c/lemmyshitpost gets 10000 subscribers / Day 1
@howdy@thesimplecorner.org avatar

https://thesimplecorner.org/pictrs/image/d2973b11-2311-406d-89b5-95c712daf005.jpeg

electrogamerman , in How did crocs come back?

Crocs dont make your feet smell. Bad hygiene makes your feet smell

ezmack , in Will that straighten us out?

One time I wrote a desperate email to my English teacher. Let me do some extra credit anything to not take the class again. He corrected all my spelling and grammar mistakes, attached a picture of my attendance record, and told me to go fuck myself

elouboub , in Job interview be like
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

Interviewer: What's your biggest flaw?

Interviewee: I'm too direct.

Interviewer: I don't think that's a real prob-

Interviewee: I don't give a fuck what you think.

goodnessme , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

It does feel very fresh, indeed!

Chev , in Will that straighten us out?

Honestly that sounds cheap. The professor probably earns more per hour than that.

How much time would it probably cost him to teach the student, to get his grades straight? 10-20 hours? Double that worth his salary and maybe it will be worth for him. Lets say he would normally earn 25€/h x 10-20 x 2 = 500-1000€

mewpichu , in Time for bed

I’ve never felt so called out in my life

FartsWithAnAccent , in Buffalo v Jackass
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

The style kinda reminds me of Bob’s Burgers

lowleveldata , in Hogwarts

Did the cat eat the bird or did the bird eat the cat? I need to know the outcome

casualhippo , in Bring on the Heat

Damn his face looks like he’s wearing a skin mask

cantstopthesignal , in Every time I hear "Lemmy" this keeps bouncing around in my head.

Is that a corn cob cock?

MyFairJulia , in I like the view
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Do we have a San Francisco view over San Francisco too?

TheControlled , in The Duality of man

I don’t know how to read these fucking threads and retweets etc. Makes my eyes go separate, and makes me feel retarded.

WidowsFavoriteSon , in No offense

Domestic violence against men isn’t funny

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •