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Generic_Handel , in This really helped!

I definitely don't have enough room on my bathroom floor for that.

Smartboystupid , in This really helped!

Epic piss

lolola , in That’s some other guy I swear
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did you know that displaying icons and figures of Jesus Christ on the cross was actually an old pagan tradition that early Christians co-opted to help spread their religion

001100010010 , in Well this is awkward
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Don’t want kids anymore? Simple, just don’t vacinnate them

lowleveldata , in Will you marry me?

What if they have always been wanting to marry but both too afraid to ask and you broke the ice and they marry and live together happily ever after?

Kolanaki ,
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Villains making the world better by accident has always been a funny trope.

RGB3x3 ,

Chaotic Good IRL

SeeMinusMinus ,
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I guess its time to do good things hehehehehehehehehe

Lemmyuser_Guest ,

Then, they are going to get fucked afterwards.

Misconduct ,

🥺

AnAnxiousCorgi ,
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That’s why you gotta go back in a few years and spell out “I want a divorce”

If I don’t get to be happy neither do they

Imgonnatrythis , in Survival of the Fittest

I just assumed those tags were placed by lawyers in case someone got upset if their crappy clothes fell apart. I didn’t think most people actually read the.

TubeTalkerX , in This really helped!

Would it help for someone to jump on the belly?

journey01 , in Will you marry me?

Great way to reserve a patch of sand to yourself.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I prefer to just do it the old fashion way and pee in a circle.

Imgonnatrythis , in This really helped!

Who wouldn’t? Do I have to do this while peeing? Just do the stretch a couple times a day? Need more details.

PrivateNoob , in Real Lemmy.ml soldier sacrificing everything to save our servers

What’s the context?

ShellMonkey , (edited )
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Malaysia decided to take their .ml ball and go home. Not clear on the full details why but they nabbed the name for at least one lemmy server as their own.

*Mali not Malaysia, crows are not known for their geigraphical border recognition.

Crackhappy ,
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Weird, since .ml is the TLD for Mali. Not Malaysia.

ShellMonkey ,
@ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com avatar

Doh, yeah that one.

stevedidWHAT ,
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Probably because the US has been pissing away military secrets to .ml instead of .mil domains for years

ShellMonkey ,
@ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com avatar

Oh what’s one letter in the grand scheme of internet addressing?

Didn’t catch the full story on it, was there some kind of ‘stop parking you military stuff on our national domain’ issue?

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

No idea didn’t read into too far. Likely the US rolled up to mali and was like yo, you’re our bitch for the next 3 years

Imgonnatrythis ,

U mean Mali?

This explains why my access has been shit. I just gave up on my preferred instance fmhy.ml , now on world. Wish there was a way to transfer accounts rather than having to start all over again.

Anon_12345 , in That’s some other guy I swear

That’s a true Easter Egg!!!

rarely , in Well this is awkward

You’re undopted.

0x4E4F , in anyone else? i made this to represent my eternal struggle.
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

Why don’t you just eat ice cream without milk in it… I mean, I haven’t looked, but it’s bound to be a thing by now. 🤷

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

The range of flavors is very limited for both lactose-free and vegan; mainly hovering around chocolate and vanilla.

GeekSquad1992 ,
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Planet Oat has some tasty varieties, I’m a big fan of their Blueberry Oat Crunch. Also, Dole Whip is dairy free as well and is getting more popular just about everywhere.

Otherwise lactaid is always good if it helps you at all and you still want ice cream.

Mercival ,

Ben and Jerry’s has amazing stuff. They use soy lecithin sadly, so I’m still getting a mild allergic reaction, but definitely better than dairy.

ChocoboRocket ,

At the grocery store I’ll buy almond/oat etc ice cream, but sometimes the ice cream shops only have dairy, or if I’m at friends/family and they only have regular ice cream.

Lactose is in nearly everything from chips, to baked goods, to some random noodles, sauces, and everywhere in between.

If I’m outside of the home and planning on eating I’m 100% strapped with lactose pills

Mercival ,

I’m allergic to milk and soy protein. Ain’t no lactase pills are gonna save me.

I can digest lactose just fine. The issue is, if there’s milk protein, I’m getting gut inflammation for the next week or a month.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Yeah most are awful, but some are ok. Sometimes you just gotta enjoy the good stuff and poop a bit.

CitizenKong , in anyone else? i made this to represent my eternal struggle.

You know there are literally pills without side effects you can take against lactose intolerance?

Pandemanium ,

Doesn’t work for everyone, unfortunately. Lactose might not be the only thing in dairy that people have a reaction to.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Yeah I was tested and am pretty borderline with lactose, but something else in milk messes me the hell up. Not going to skip out on ice cream though. That kinda just becomes a little problem for me and a bigger problem for those around me.

euphoria OP ,
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if you read the other comments, yes i do and yes i take them

Imgonnatrythis , in How many extensions do you have installed on your Firefox?

None. But I have 11 active ones on Vivaldi.

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