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Macaroni_ninja , in “Are you sure about that?”
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/01553670-b845-4334-ac02-2d13852d9d7d.jpeg

raspberry_confetti ,
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That explains why it’s crooked, there’s a Christian in charge

dephyre ,
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Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.

Tehgingey ,

A’Tuin gang represent!

brygphilomena ,

We live in interesting times.

BzzBiotch ,
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But only one set of footprints on the beach…

unagi , in “Are you sure about that?”

I’m sure if you look back at the Earth from the Moon it checks out.

/s, to be sure.

Ddhuud , in We've all been there..

He has a numbers fetish

ManosTheHandsOfFate , in “Are you sure about that?”
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All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”

RHSJack , in Hot day, cool treats.

I will fly out to where this person lives. I will rent a car at the airport and, using Waze, will drive to their house. And then…I will stand on the sidewalk across the street from them while glaring. Glaring AND scowling with disapproval.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Shake your fist too.

rtxn , in “Are you sure about that?”

The Crescent King lives.

over_clox , in “Are you sure about that?”

No no, that’s Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.

BenVimes , in “Are you sure about that?”

“Jesus wants a hug!”

Annoyed_Crabby , in “Are you sure about that?”

Yes, Christ is holding up the Earth with his leg

galloog1 , in “Are you sure about that?”

The moon is a fulcrum.

kingthrillgore , in “Are you sure about that?”
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Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props

Xeelee , (edited ) in “Are you sure about that?”
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Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today...

DLSchichtl , in Real Lemmy.ml soldier sacrificing everything to save our servers

the Claymation prime minister!

Nepenthe , in “Are you sure about that?”
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That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.

chuckleslord , in “Are you sure about that?”

Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.

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