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loki_d20 , in Feels good to post here again

This is why I block political meme groups on social media immediately. It’s just filled with future libertarians and conservatives.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Son, do you know where you are?

Do you need help getting to safety?

ShitOnABrick ,
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paddirn , in Ryan Reynolds! No!!!

I am… the Zuacce… King

Alteon , in Feels good to post here again

Okay…let’s divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are mutually exclusive. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like…bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono… “Different strokes for different folks,” and all that jazz…

TheFerrango ,

How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾

Alteon ,

Ahhh…fuck…I used the wrong words…I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!

pirat ,

🦶

dave ,
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Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…

Alteon ,

Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya’ll we’re right.

ciko22i3 ,
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what’s the joke

dave ,
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What’s the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

synae ,
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both are nevar put backwards

pirat ,

I’ve come across almost the same one in my native language, but it’s about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it’d go something like this:

What’s the difference between a stork?

Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.

GBU_28 ,

Soon enough you’ll be like “some feet are better than others”

synae ,
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basically genocide

GBU_28 ,

Pedocide wait

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Pedicide I think

pirat ,

Pesticides I drink…

ShitOnABrick ,
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Who doesn’t drink pesticides I drink pesticides and the doctor says there’s something wrong with my brain

pirat ,
Fleur__ , in We are family
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Never trust a pirate

Fleur__ , in spodermen ooooooga
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Just remember, you can only get addicted once. so if you do try it there is nothing wrong with doing it again

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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I can quit any time I want

remotelove ,

Truth. I’ve quit a thousand times. It’s easy.

JusticeForPorygon , in Logical
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Corporate oversimplification is getting out of hand

Flax_vert , in I wish

Rip switch statements

pancakes , in Felt cute, contemplated futility of existence
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I love Nietzsche

Kolanaki , in Voyager 1's Golden Record
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They gotta figure out it works that way to begin with. IIRC, it comes with pictorial instructions but that may not be enough.

What if they don’t even have hands? Or ears?

yamapikariya , in Lemmy Shit posting open to public posting again
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Oh thank God the admin of my instance finally restored access to this.

jcdenton , in Decisions decisions
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Smokers are jokers!

Godric , in We are family

Be not unkind to your bretherin of meat feet, so sayeth the lord!

Draegur , in We are family

fuck you for reminding me that meat feet exist

i shall proceed to be extra vulgar

VieuxQueb , in yes
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The counter made my brain see it in an aquarium. Interesting that both habitats are valid.

lanolinoil , in King of the Kill
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pocket sand!

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