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Noughmad , in In light of recent events

Whenever I hear people saying this, I always think of that guy who put chili powder and mint into his mouth at the same time.

Yes, it sounds like it should cancel out. No, in reality it definitely doesn’t.

objectionist ,
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the world is just gonna be spicy at that point, lmao

bric ,

Now I kind of want to know what that tastes like. Like a big part of what we consider “spicy” is that it triggers the “very hot” sensors in our mouth without triggering the “warm” sensors that are usually triggered with it, so you end up with a combination that’s usually impossible. Mint+ chilli powder would be like the next level of that, triggering both hot and cold at the same time

CitizenKong ,

I mean, it does, but only for a very little while. After a few decades, the cooling effect of a nuclear winter would be gone, while global warming will only cool down naturally over thousands of years. Either way, humans would be fucked, since nuclear winter cools the Earth by up to 8 degrees - that’s an ice age. So nuclear winter would actually make things a lot worse for humanity (even ignoring radiation and destruction), since the few survivors of the global ice age would have to face global warming next.

mojo , in duality

More evidence that fahrenheit cured global warming. Checkmate, liberals.

errer , in In light of recent events

“Recent events,” uh, was there a nuclear war I missed?

biblbrox ,
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gamermanh ,
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Probably talking about the multiple record-setting days we’ve had heat-wise recently

Nathandee ,

We restarted the earth… many people and things died. No laughing matter

Thteven , in Why— why is everyone looking at me
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Hey, just because I’m dressed this way doesn’t mean you can stereotype me.

mojo , in Let them join in on the fun!

Good reason to swap to instances that aren’t prudes

damnson ,

Who wants to scroll past porn in between news and memes? I don’t understand that level of thirst

mojo ,

You can just turn off or blur NSFW posts in your settings. Also why when you create an account it asks you if you want to optionally enable NSFW content. That’s an already solved problem. You don’t need to defederate for that.

OtakuAltair ,

Just disable nsfw in your settings?

Non nsfw instances like blahaj also have porn comms, you just don’t see them in your feed because they’re not as popular as the ones in lemmynsfw.

Defederating well moderated instances like lemmynsfw ultimately does nothing but harm Lemmy overall

trackcharlie ,

Adults with healthy control of themselves and a respect for reality

damnson ,

I imagine you also have a pornhub tab open on your PC at all times so you can check in every couple of minutes and “control yourself” while you “respect reality”

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s more a case of time and place, I don’t want porn when I’m browsing the news, and vice versa.

mojo ,

then literally just don’t check the “show nsfw” content when you sign up. I beg of you just to open your settings a single time and see what’s there, it’s not complicated.

Ilovethebomb ,

There are some NSFW posts that I do want to see though, mostly involving Russian soldiers having things dropped on them from a drone.

The porn just clutters up the feed.

kmkz_ninja ,

Yeah, this seems like a really opportune time to finally make differentiation between porn/nudity and gore/violence when it comes to tags. Be it NSFW vs NSFL or whatever. Reddit should have addit it a long time ago. Lemmy should try to.

Ilovethebomb ,

That is a good suggestion actually.

Personally, I’d rather have a separate account for smut, but I’m happy to just block NSFW instances on my main account.

mojo ,

That’s weird as hell but Lemmy should soon implement the block domain feature so you can block them yourself while keeping nsfw from other domains enabled. I don’t get it but u do u.

eestileib ,

Maintaining separate accounts is even easier, I’ve got accounts for the different ways I want to pass the time on the internet, and when I’m in the mood I use my lemmynsfw account.

yetAnotherUser ,

It’s not (only) the instances, it’s the law prohibiting (some) these instances from allowing minors to access porn.

mojo ,

In that way lol. If they don’t enable the checkbox, they can simply navigate to the website themselves.

Signtist , in Why— why is everyone looking at me
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Kid named Substance:

newIdentity OP ,

I don’t have any substance. Only the drugs I store in my pocket

khajimak , in Help Xi Find His Hair!
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The Xi/Winnie the Pooh shit is so played out/hack at this point

Codo OP ,
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Damn guess I’m never gonna make it as a true meme artist. Oh well, at least you laughed your little ass off from numbers 1-5.

Excrubulent ,
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The fact they were offended at 6 and missed 1 is fascinating.

khajimak ,
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The entire thing sucks lol. Sorry you dipshits are so Reddit pilled you still only have one joke. Instead of saying lol he’s just like hitler lol he doesn’t like it when us dank memers refer to him as a cartoon character, you should share the numerous human rights atrocities he’s commited and call for his public execution

Codo OP ,
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You’re totally right! Lemmyshitpost is the best place to have a serious and nuanced discussion about the atrocities committed by Xi and the CCP. And here I was thinking this was just a place to SHITPOST ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Syrc ,

Streisand effect has to keep going, we don’t make the rules.

BelieveRevolt ,

No, it’s still super funny and we’ve even got a second joke now: SOCIAL CREDIT XD XD

joaojeronimo , in duality

Boiling potatoes - weather today

usualsuspect191 , in In light of recent events

This gives me an idea…

jaschen , in The human mind is a mystery

I actually was wondering what you’re doing with a pink ice windshield scraper.

PrivateNoob , in Let them join in on the fun!

Literally this. I was kinda bummed out that nsfw instances are blocked on my instance. I can use alt accounts tho.

dumpsterlid , in Dr. Kid

which one is the bigger asshole? I am not even sure

can , in Let them join in on the fun!

What kind of nsfw are the memes? I have nsfw disabled on my acct because I didn’t want to scroll through porn in public.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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They’re not particularly explicit. Most of them are just talking about sex. There was some toothbrushes that got reported for being too risque once though.

I would recommend keeping the blur on and subscribing and then you can ignore it all unless you’re in subscribed and even then it’s just suggestive talk of normal looking memes mostly.

newIdentity ,

There was some toothbrushes that got reported for being too risque once though.

I just can’t escape the Monogatari references

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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GottaChangeMyName , in Help Xi Find His Hair!

From where was 3.? I can recognize all the others

Roflneo ,

Looks like an avocado to me.

Tuss ,
EdibleFriend ,
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yo did you just fucking drop memebase wtf year is this

Tuss ,

It’s 2011.

The sun is shining. Obama just made a nice little speech on the radio and is now followed Katy Perry’s Fireworks. Life is great

You feel a vibration. It’s your new smartphone in your pocket. You got a poke from a friend on facebook. You poke them back. It’s the only courteous thing to do.

Bzzt, bzzt. That friend sent you a message. It’s a link. You click it.

cheezburger.com/4665282048/with-this-logic

Dark_Blade ,
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Holy fucking shit, it’s been years since I’ve even heard about ‘pokes’!

Hotzilla , in duality

70°C is pretty much the perfect sauna temperature.

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