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MimicJar , in Here you go, Class

I know we’re shit posting but if I could get real for a moment, this is how I learned about 9/11.

TV rolls in. Whole class goes “Yay”. Teacher says, “Be quiet and watch”. Whole class goes, “Oh no, he’s grumpy”. Whole class goes, “Wait… This is live TV”. A whole world changes.

Otherwise though, TV good.

RagnarokOnline ,

Damn, I caught the vibe through your story :’(

spicytoast ,

This is how I found out too. I remember 9th grade had just begun and it was the first class of the morning. Replays of the planes hitting the towers were playing over and over when we walked into the classroom. I was living in Alaska at the time so it felt like a world away. It was all very surreal.

And009 ,

We learnt about it on the news, but actually am a world away.

Seemed like a movie villain without being able to fully grasp what’s happening. Around that time terrorist events were happening around the world too.

somethingsnappy ,

I arrived in Hong Kong from the US on 9/11 (so 9/10 in the US). Turned on BBC in the evening… and didn’t sleep for a few nights. Extremely weird way to start a year teaching in China.

FlyingSquid ,
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I was in the U.S., but I was in my office and there were no TV at the office. My dad called and told me a plane had hit one of the WTC towers and I thought that was terrible, but I assumed he meant like a Cessna or something and didn’t think that much more about it until he called and told me a plane had hit the second tower. It was my business and I only had one employee, so I closed for the day, told him to go home, and went over to my parents’ house to watch the news with them while keeping my wife, who had to work, informed via text.

nnullzz ,

Exactly how it was for us too.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

And then someone in my group said, “Oh my fucking god, Tom Clancy called it.”

TGTX ,

On 09/11, my middle school hid the news from the students. I literally heard information about what was going on through gossip from other students. It was incredibly surreal because students were getting pulled out of class left and right by their parents. Walking by the teachers lounge, I peaked in to see the teachers staring at the TV and crying, but the principal was steadfast about not telling the students.

I honestly had no idea what was really going on and it wasn’t until I got home from school by the bus where I was surprised to see my Dad already home from work just glued to the TV. That’s when I finally learned about what really happened and saw the footage for the first time…at 4pm in the afternoon…

AlligatorBlizzard ,

I was also in middle school, one of the history teachers for my grade put it on the TV before the principal decided to try to not let the middle and elementary schoolers (it was a K-12 school) watch, so we all kind of knew what was going on, and in hindsight my teachers seem to have disagreed with the choice to keep us out of the loop. After lunch several of us were in the classroom before the teacher so we turned on her radio and listened to the news, that’s how I first learned about the second plane.

FlyingSquid ,
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My elementary school didn’t hide the Challenger shuttle disaster with us, but for some reason they wouldn’t let us watch it happen live. Which, I guess, saved us from being as traumatized as we could have been. I remember the teacher coming into the lunch room and telling us and the big gasp. That mission was a big deal to kids because a school teacher would be on board, the first civilian astronaut.

captain_aggravated ,
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Yeah I watched the towers fall on one of these CRTs strapped to a cart.

onichama , in new adaptor just dropped
ThorAlex ,

Useless, you can’t charge from USB-a!

(Seriously, it would be a fun project to stuff a USB powersupply in the 400v plug and a add a USB-c cable to mess with people at work… I’d do it but we only have 230v 3-phase outlets and that plug is probably too small.)

Veticia ,
@Veticia@lemmy.ml avatar

I think you can fit a fairly powerful GaN charger in that space.

HeyHo ,

This could come in handy for my USB industrial smelting oven

BilboBargains ,

This will be handy when I need to run my industrial machines from USB.

Cockmaster6000 , in True Story

That shit was sherbet not ice cream

mihnt ,
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

Sure Bert.

Chetzemoka ,

Sure bit.

PlasmaDistortion ,

That’s not what our parents told us.

Stamets , in Equally as good
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So you going to get me a light up keyboard as my belated birthday gift, PM?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Yeah, it must be delayed in the mail.

Stamets ,
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Hope so. I need a pick me up right about now.

Seraph , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
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The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.

PP_BOY_ ,
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He can have a little murder as a treat

Blademax ,

“Illegal somewhere” Mad Lib:

"The rest of us are so used to *********__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop ********* for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

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Kolanaki , in Putin
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send 3000rs

Just type the letter R 3000 times and hit send.

Number358 ,

Ok

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Sotuanduso , (edited )

Why trail off?

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EDIT: Nevermind, Lemmy did that automatically.

Johanno , in Putin

I have 3 rubbles.

Viking_Hippie ,

Barney, Betty and Bam-Bam?

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Worth about 2000 rubles nowadays

NorthWestWind , in Never. Again.
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Go into squid form

Lime66 ,

*laughs in octopus

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hey man, fuck you octopus guys and your eight puny arms. Squid are where it’s at. We’ve got a mighty ten. Also, we’re bigger. A lot bigger. We can kick your puny octopus ass. Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, baby!

Lime66 ,

*unscrews a jar and throws it at you

Oha , in lemmy.ml

I am not antisemitic. I just hate everyone whos involved in a war

RememberTheApollo_ , in Don't forget to tip

Who tips a landlord? What kind of bs is that?

If anything, landlords should gift steady and good tenants with something nice, a cash gift card or something.

Fisch , (edited )
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

Found the beta male 🙄 (but fr tho, this is just satire, it originated from making fun of those “do this to be a millionaire” type of posts)

Edit: This is comment on a shitpost, I’m not being serious 😐

RememberTheApollo_ ,

FR who calls someone beta?

AngryCommieKender ,

Landleeches

Karyoplasma ,

Alpha males. They are like alpha versions of software: still in development, unstable and unfit for the general public.

Fisch ,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

Not me, this was satire. I thought that was obvious.

ILikeBoobies ,

The same people that tip in restaurants I assume

MataVatnik , in Estoy Asustado
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Tengo miedo

conc , (edited ) in Putin

You see late one night when the palace was asleep Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep And I wait 'til the appointed time when the moon is lighting the pitch At which point my peasant friend who looks just like me Arrives and we make a switch-Putin probably

RampantParanoia2365 , in No, thank you

“Because I won’t recognize the number and therefore never answer a call.”

Mantis_Toboggan , in Apparently, it's not a gaggle.
@Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world avatar

Flashbacks to being 17-18 and working retail.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot , in Estoy Asustado

Nobody expected…

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