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ShitOnABrick , 10 months ago in The citrus gives it corrosive damage too

When life gives you lemongernade you make warcrimes 😍😍😍😍

xusontha OP , 10 months ago

*fresh-smelling warcrimes

paddirn , 10 months ago in The ultimate life hack the government doesn't want you to know

Scorched earth credit score strategy

KpntAutismus , 10 months ago in Unrealistic Family Standards

“i put crack in their hotdogs”

TryingToEscapeTarkov , 10 months ago

They are all on their 3rd one. That’s why there are no bites missing. They knew after the 1st one.

STRIKINGdebate2 , 10 months ago in OMIGOD GUYZ IS THAT SPODERMAN

Sigh…I hate having to do but a user reported this so could you mark this as NSFW. Also please continue posting you are doing the Lords work.

ShitOnABrick OP , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Yes sir 🫡https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf64bafc-3429-45c1-b94b-bbb3dffd6886.png

How do I. Mark as nfsw? Edit done

XTornado , 10 months ago in You can never be too safe

Good luck hitting it. I prefer fire, flamethrowers or similar.

taiyang , 10 months ago in Unrealistic Family Standards

And this is the last thing you saw before your death.

Dagwood222 , 10 months ago in Apparently, it's not a gaggle.

Is that Tatiana Maslany?

spittingimage , 10 months ago

Have you seen Orphan Black? Everyone is Tatiana Maslany. Even me. Even you.

Dagwood222 , 10 months ago

American crime writer, Karin Slaughter, threw a cute little Easter Egg into one of her books. One of the busybody residents in an upscale neighborhood is named Alison Hendrickson.

henfredemars , 10 months ago in Hurry up!

Try this: smartphone is broken and I ordered a replacement on Friday. Still hasn’t even made it to FedEx.

LukeMedia , 10 months ago

Will since it’s going through FedEx, I should wish you luck

FlyingSquid , 10 months ago

Could be worse-

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c3ce0c58-62ae-446d-b911-3553dd534217.png

XTornado , 10 months ago

So explicit no, but I had a UK package that yeah… Suddenly it sayd damaged on transit being returned or something like that…

XTornado , 10 months ago in Hurry up!

Now days I am forced to it with packages from outside EU because I have to keep checking if I can prepay the VAT of the package before it arrives, otherwise the guy at the door expects exact amount only cash and they charge some fees for handling it top of it…

MissJinx , 10 months ago in So Sad 🥲

Is she her sister? Isn’t she the neighbour?

Spellinbee , 10 months ago

Depends on which time line you’re talking about

MissJinx , 10 months ago

what? there are timelines? is halloween part of the marvel multiverse too?

Spellinbee , 10 months ago

Yeah. Just off the first movie I believe there are 3 time lines. I could be wrong though.

There’s halloween 1, 2, 4, and 5

Then there’s halloween 1, 2, H20 and resurrection

Then there’s halloween 1, Halloween 2018, Halloween kills and Halloween ends.

Then there’s also the Rob zombie Halloweens, but those are completely separate. There’s also halloween 3 but I’m not sure where that fits in since it didn’t have Michael Myers.

MissJinx , 10 months ago

Oh wow! You really Halloweens! Thanks! Now I’ll watch all of them in your order

calypsopub , 10 months ago in No, thank you

I want everything in writing so I can refer back to exactly what was said and when.

cacheson , 10 months ago in The ultimate life hack the government doesn't want you to know

The government doesn't want you to know this, but identities are free. You can just take them. I have 458 identities.

Steeve , 10 months ago

Are you my mom?

funkless_eck , 10 months ago

Joey Jo Jo Jnr?

gamingdexter , 10 months ago in Sounds like an amazing date night.

And I thought she couldn’t get any hotter, prove me wrong again

ShitOnABrick , 10 months ago in Yummy 🥰

The best shitposts are the ones that don’t make any sense and this is a shitty shitpost

ShitOnABrick , 10 months ago in Estoy Asustado

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