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thefloweracidic , in The only way forward

Looks like pop team epic made a fire emblem skit

theoretiker , in A psychopath getting 3 wishes from a genie would be a great horror movie.

People would just assume you lost a limb, which is not usually visible with your clothes on.

Underwaterbob , in A psychopath getting 3 wishes from a genie would be a great horror movie.

That no-limbed motivational speaker guy is set!

hlqxz , in another 30 hour tutorial

This is me but at work. Fuckmylife

EunieIsTheBus , in Choose wisely!

Question: Are pants and underwear considered as a container?

“Officer I swear I just wanted to see which phone causes such a big bulge in his pockets! How could I know that the pills grant X Ray vision!”

DillyDaily ,

But if someone is wearing the pants, I’d argue they don’t count as empty.

bitwaba , in Choose wisely!

1 and 2.

Endless Pearls.

F_Haxhausen , in They appreciate being noticed
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This is the greatest meme on the internet.

F_Haxhausen , in buuhya...
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Flash is always faster than Superman.

robocall , in Take one!
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It’s good to be Nick!

Rolive , in Nature is weird

God must have been drunk when making these.

Knetsqu , in Choose wisely!

5 8

Daft_ish , in Choose wisely!

Run as fast as Albert Einstein would be a godsend for someone who is paralyzed.

whoisearth ,
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But as soon as you stop running you’re paralyzed again. So says the monkeys paw

BigBlackCockroach ,
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If you can run physics experiments or a research group as fast as albert einstein or if you can run some calculations or even just your mouth as fast as albert einstein that would be something I wouldn’t shake a stick at.

merc ,

Well, except he’s currently dead so his running speed is zero.

LemmyKnowsBest , in That kid bulked up big time

She should never have shaved her head.

RidgeDweller ,

Why?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

It’s a joke. Because the joke here is that was Eminem as a boy and as an adult. But we clearly know that is Millie Bobby Brown on the left and she shaved her head for actress purposes.

crawancon , in Choose wisely!

I chose 1 and 3.

1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

I’d live a good life with them.

brianorca ,

But would they though? It would be more like “see Sam over there, yeah he has a great pearl. But not me, I’m sure. Nope, no way.” The clam sure doesn’t want you putting that knife in to get the pearl.

crawancon ,

I’m pretty sure to them it’s poop… but yeah maybe they don’t want a knife.

I bet we could find common ground. maybe the seniors are ok with it, for $.

deur ,

You gonna stuff a few euro / dollar bills in its mouth for it to spend?

Imgonnatrythis , in Choose wisely!

Why the hell doesn’t anyone want to communicate with oysters? They probably have a lot to say! Also you could just drop an oyster in a board room or something and learn trade secrets.

brianorca ,

They still don’t have ears. You can talk to them, but they can’t hear anyone else.

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