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sparemethewearysigh , in makes sense when you think about it

………2/2

Sees it’s a shitpost.

Makes old man grumbly noises….

Smokeydope , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?
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Virgin average recycle bin user vs chad aluminum can hoarder

HughJanus , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

I don’t understand, you prefer your water full of farts?

Thteven ,
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It clearly says the water is fart free. That’s a W in my book.

angelsomething ,

It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.

XEAL ,

May I have some frater please

STRIKINGdebate2 , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder
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11: Your hairdresser is unlikely to be bitten by ticks or fleas that are hidden in your hair.

dojan ,
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You don’t know me!

Drusas ,

Yeah, but human groomers have to deal with lice. So much worse.

GreenMario , in makes sense when you think about it

Amy, STFU and give me a long hamburger. With Chili on it.

GreenMario , in Its beautiful this time of year

Ah yes. North North Dakota.

ChapolinColoradoNZ , in makes sense when you think about it

*round and flat… Also, circumference measures length so…

FARTYSHARTBLAST , in makes sense when you think about it
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fukken gotem

originalucifer , in And so on, and so forth...
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wouldnt it be 64?

ickplant OP ,
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For now, each only has 2 downlines… for now. They haven’t pissed off enough friends and relatives yet.

affiliate ,

64 would get you a nice bonus though

FlaminGoku ,

Naw, they’re so strong from carrying the weight of his company.

Ubermeisters , (edited )

2d pyramid x2, not 2d square, starting at a trucated tip to base, 2 level deep,starting at 4 since 8/2=4

[4 + (4 + 1)] * 2

FlyingSquid ,
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Don’t you dare question Bette Middler’s math! Who do you think you are?

loftypancake , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

What’s wrong with free fart water

pjhenry1216 ,

Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.

PolydoreSmith ,

This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

redballooon ,

Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

GrammatonCleric ,
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I mean, the price is right.

H2207 , in get genetically doxxed nerd
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You’ve been genomed

icepuncher69 , (edited ) in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

FA

RT

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in Corpse:water ratio

I’m more worried about sharks than bodies. A body can’t turn me into another body, at least not as quickly as a shark can.

Sotuanduso ,

You haven’t been watching enough horror movies.

atyaz , in Unbelievable that you'd post that

I said in a video game

merc , in providing dad with more toys

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