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ArugulaZ , in makes sense when you think about it

Or square, if you go to Wendy's.

jimmylongbawlz ,

At Wendy’s we don’t cut corners.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

They did cut out the “Pick 2” salad-and-side deal, though, so now I can’t get my apple pecan salad and baked potato. No reason to go there anymore.

korendian , in makes sense when you think about it

She’s right.

Ichi_matsu ,

And he’s left.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

From a certain point of view.

iforgotmyinstance , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

You underestimate how much people fuck. It’s a physical compulsion. People be fuckin.

CurlyMoustache ,
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We have all met your mother

Exusia ,
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Curious. You speak fervently of your constant sexual encounters with my mother.

Yet you also seem predisposed to share how her appearance is grotesque, and her body mass rivals that of marine animals, that her odor is extreme, suggesting per your own words that she is unwashed for several decades.

Perchance, is this your sexual preference and you merely project it upon dearest mother mine?

Cabrio ,

Nah, you momma’s just so fat her gravitational field pulls the semen from those who pass her sphere of influence.

Pregnenolone ,

Hey! Don’t bad mouth your mother. She’s a beautiful and generous lady.

hungryphrog ,

Yay, body positivity!

at_an_angle , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

Argument: anal sex.

Don’t want to get your dick shitty? Use a condom.

Cinnamon3431 ,

or, you know, wash your ahole

this_1_is_mine ,

cause its the outside thats the dirty shit filled part.

hungryphrog ,

Have some creativity, just use a garden hose. Duh.

Jimbo ,
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Just don’t keep it in for too long

RalphWiggum , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?
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Make sure you brush your teeth bubbly is really acidic.

moosetwin ,

my guy it is bubbly water

Skeith , in They are watching

This is good shit lmao

RubberElectrons ,
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Yeah I fucking love this

SpaceNoodle , in makes sense when you think about it

I’ve had a long burger at Original Joe’s. It was pretty good.

CowsLookLikeMaps , in Its beautiful this time of year

You can watch your dog run away for 3 days.

Track_Shovel ,

Saskatchewan is mostly hummocky, though, since it’s surgical geology is primarily glacial till. Not a pile of topography, but definitely not flat.

South central Manitoba on the other hand? Former glacial Lake Agassiz basin. So flat, you can watch your dog run away, fall in love with another dog in Steinbach, and raise a family

RespectMyAuthoriteh ,
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Fenton!

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in They are watching

My favorite is: we know how old the fucking universe is just by looking up at the night sky.

Or even better: we somehow know our planet got popped by another planet 4.5 billion years ago because reasons.

TotallynotJessica ,
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We know that the universe was much denser and close together based on measurements, but cannot truly see the beginning. We think it’s most likely that the big moon in the sky most likely came from another planet hitting ours, but we don’t know exactly how the collision went down. Science is our best understanding, not some absolute source of knowledge. Our interpretations are often incorrect and updated accordingly, and even the most accurate theories are known to be an incomplete understanding. Until we understand everything, science is the search for knowledge, rather than knowledge itself.

AngryCommieKender ,

We’ve got a pretty good idea of how the Proto-Earth vs Theia collision went down, though that is pretty recent.

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AngryCommieKender ,

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bobs_monkey , in Ducks and how to make them pay

I drunkenly bought this book one night years ago. It was a surprise when I picked up from the post office, and I thought to myself, “Hey, a book on duck revenge!” I was sorely disappointed. Pretty sure it’s still on my bookshelf.

dancingsnail ,

Not a single chapter covering Scrooge McDuck’s money bin, smh. The author is clearly either ignorant or not serious about duck revenge.

HardlightCereal , in Remember your training and you will survive
blackluster117 ,
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He got the spirit.

cannnAvar , in Everything has its ownl tool

Jango Fett wasn’t motherfucker. He just doing his job. Not ethicaly good job but it’s doesn’t make him motherfucker. His client is motherfucker.

Buddahriffic ,

If you’re a piece of shit for a living, you’re still a piece of shit. The fact that you have sponsors doesn’t transfer that to another person, it just means there’s more pieces of shit. Being shit isn’t zero sum.

The people who sheepishly say, “nothing personal” are lying to themselves. Not that it’s personal, but that it matters whether or not it’s personal.

MossyFeathers , in quatre-vingts

I had to look this up. What the fuck? They came up with numbers up to 60 and then just said “eh, fuck it” and made 70 “sixty-ten”, 80 “four-twenties” and 90 “four twenties ten”.

Fried_out_Kombi ,
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In francophone Switzerland, they use septante, huitante, and nonante for 70, 80, and 90, respectively. Much more sensical, imo.

Jay ,

In Belgium, they use “septante” and “nonante” too. 80 is still “quatre-vingt”.

AlmightySnoo ,
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Swiss French is what French should have always been imo

monsieur_jean ,

Should a language be something else that the product of what those speaking make of it? :)

Sol0WingPixy ,

For any other language? The people who speak it decide. For specifically French? They decided 90 should be “four times twenty and ten” and thereby forfeited their linguistic rights.

monsieur_jean ,

Funny you say that, the French are I believe the only nation to have come up with an institution specifically tasked with regulating the French language : l'Académie Française.

They have been around for almost 400 years, are rife with corruption, have produced a new version of the "official" dictionary every 50 years on average (and it's not even a good one), a single grammar book that was so bad and full of ridiculous mistakes that the linguist community have been laughting at them continuously since then, and of the 40 members (for life) none has been a linguist since 1903. And although their enormous wealth has been subsidised by the taxpayers since its creation, the French governement has waited until 2015 to FINALLY require them to submit their accounting to the State accounting supervisor.

So you are very right, the French have foreited their linguistic rights indeed...

Serinus ,

We’re not that different with the teens. We effectively say “seven ten”, “eight ten”, “nine ten”. You don’t think of nineteen as “nine+ten”, it’s just its own number. Well, the French take that one step farther.

_danny ,

Maybe it’s the anglophone in me, but going 1 - 10 then 11,12 (3+10) - (9+10) then adopting a repeating pattern to infinity is more explainable than going 1-10 then 11-15 then a regular pattern for fifty numbers then getting freaky with that pattern up to 100, then keep that pattern until one thousand, then just repeat that pattern til infinity.

funkless_eck ,

maybe it’s the man in a Turkish prison in me but going I,II,III,IIII and then crossing it through to make five is more explainable than going 1, 2…

monsieur_jean ,

The other way around. We started with base 20 everywhere then simplified some of it.

During medieval times it used to be :
10 Dix (10)
20 Vingt (20)
30 Vingt et dix (20+10)
40 Deux-vingt (2x20)
50 Deux-vingt et dix (2x20+10)
60 Trois-vingt (3x20)
70 Trois-vingt et dix (3x20+10)
80 Quatre-vingt (4x20)
90 Quatre-vingt et dix (4x20+10)

Then they switched to base 10... But only up to 70 for some reasons in France. Belgium and Switzerland (and some parts of France) have gone all the way to 100 by using Septante (70), Octante or Huitante (80) and Nonante (90).

Comment105 , (edited )

Belgians and Swiss being the premium version of France, once again. Seems like all the sensible French people packed up and left nonsense behind.

Hadriscus ,

What a nice thing to say

Comment105 ,

The French earned it by continuing to use quatrevingt.

Hadriscus ,

Wow, wait ! stop ! I can’t handle all this niceness !

Comment105 ,

And YOU KNOW WHAT?

Waffles > Crepes

Hadriscus ,

WELL Quatre-quarts > Waffles HAH

Sprokes , in Everything has its ownl tool

A single knife is basically sufficient for everything, it is just the system pushing you to buy things you don’t really need.

GhostsAreShitty ,

Chef’s knife + pairing knife will get you through nearly anything.

Buddahriffic ,

Plus broadsword for chainmail.

Valmond ,

A chef’s knife, a small sharp knife and you’re good IMO.

Dasnap , in it's impressive how bad it is
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Slaps roof of Electron

This bad boy can fit so much fucking Javascript in it.

outofemailaliases ,
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i can confirm that my arch install does not have any electron apps! i just keep 8 tabs open at all times and use a billion workspace to try and forget about my CPU idling at 5%

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