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OhmsLawn , in mr. pepper

Maybe he was a surgeon?

theodewere , in r u?
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i am a meat popsicle

BobbyBandwidth , in r u?
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I mean shiiit you are what you smoke rite

bmcgonag , in mr. pepper

I always heard it was an honorary doctorate.

Lepsea , in aint no way..

Where is my Jira tits Atlassian? WHERE IS IT!

andrew ,
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Sorry I think that one is gonna fall through to next sprint. Blocker: legal dept.

circuitfarmer , in mr. pepper
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Now Mr. Pibb is going to go back to school.

Spudwart , in mr. pepper

“And that’s how I lost my medical license”

Cyantraveller , in It takes years of education and training
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You’ll be surprised.

Amir , in mr. pepper
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PhD*

JizzmasterD , in this got me good

Them inner thighs tho…

Chickenstalker , in quatre-vingts

The French is the reason English is a clusterfuck of inconsistent grammar and spelling.

elscallr ,
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Well and German, and some other Latin languages, and a bit of Nordic/Slavic languages, and all the other languages whose pockets English rifled for loose vocabulary.

I love the language, honestly, I love how completely and unapologetically a clusterfuck it is, but it’s a clusterfuck.

some_guy ,

Highly Irregular: Why Tough, Through, and Dough Don’t Rhyme―And Other Oddities of the English Language

You are the person I’ve been waiting to recommend this book. It’s fascinating. It was wild to see everything explained. It all has very good reasons for being completely insane, but it gave me a much deeper appreciation for why it is as is.

And for those of you too lazy to read a book, here’s a podcast interview with the author:

99percentinvisible.org/…/corpse-corps-horse-and-w…

The_Picard_Maneuver , in mr. pepper
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It’s because no matter what his patients came in with, they left with diabetes.

BlueMagma , in quatre-vingts

I’ve seen this coutless times, and as a french native I’m getting tired of this, I want to tell you that no french think of it that way.

You know how you have “eleven” “twelve” and then you switch to “xxteen” for the next 6 number ? You never dissociate them, because that’s just the way it is. French are the same “douze”, “treize”… and then suddenly “dix-sept” but nobody dissociate them, this is just one word that means “17”

And then it’s the same with “seventy”, french don’t dissociate 60 and 10 in their mind, it’s just one word. Sure from an ethymologic standpoint it comes from two word but it’s not how we think about it.

When you say “sunday” you never think “day of the sun”, when you say “blueberry”, “blackberry” you don’t think of the color, you think of the particular fruit, everybody can see the origin of the word, but nonetheless the word is one unit.

Anyway. Yes it is weird to learn a new language and see how it evolved into a weird mess, but please know that when you make this kind of comment you don’t look like you are well informed about the french language, you just look like kids that have learned a new word and can’t stop using it everywhere.

gjghkk ,

I want to tell you that no french think of it that way.

Of course not, that’s the point though. It is your first language, so for you that’s the norm. But for the rest of the world with another language that’s weird as fuck.

C_Leviathan ,

Nah, it’s weird, that dude’s just touchy.

johnlobo ,

nah, you guys are just weird.

elscallr ,
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There’s only one place a French native gets this wound up about a joke. Are you Parisian?

BlueMagma ,

I am not, but I’ve seen this jokes so many times online…

C_Leviathan ,

Uh, French is my first language and I’ve definitely thought that four-twenty-ten-seven was a weird as fuck way to say ninety-seven since I was a kid.

Hadriscus ,

It doesn’t matter, it’s just something every child learns by heart and doesn’t question. You don’t have to be offended by this post, it’s just funny

BlueMagma ,

Not particularly offended, but just tired of seeing this jokes which I think is not really accurate, and it’s like an entry level joke about french language, there could be so many ways to make fun of french

Hadriscus ,

Jokes aren’t meant to be accurate, don’t fret

Schal330 , in I can stop any time

Branston beans are superior, they have a thicker consistency and richer flavour. They don’t have that weird metallic tang too them either. I once was the kind of person who would only go for Heinz, but after trying Branston I am a convert to superior beans

einfach_orangensaft , in It's going to be ok

but river only picked up a tree branch…

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