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thorbot , in Chonkasaurus

Jizzasaurass Wrecks

Soundhole , in Chonkasaurus

Didn’t they just name like the most distant star ever discovered Godzilla?

Come on, that’s bad ass!

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

i mean if you think about it godzilla is just ancient mythology except not ancient

in other words its a perfect name

CarlsIII , in Chonkasaurus

Harambe Erectus

postmateDumbass , in IRA

She really believes in Individual Retirement Accounts

7u5k3n , in Chonkasaurus

Dino McDinoFace

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Would you like some fries with your McDino?

bobs_monkey ,

Nah but I’ll get some fries that go with that shake

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

FBL, for Fucking Big Lizard.

icepuncher69 , (edited ) in I love d

Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.

Edit: Turns out this is fake news. But still funny as fuck.

isVeryLoud ,

wait woah there - fake news, on MY internet??? it’s more likely than you think.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in My good buddy jack daniels

Real talk:

People say “have someone care about you” as in a significant other or a close friend, but I don’t even have blood relatives that care. Life is so sad.

“Blood is thicker than water” my ass

nobody in the world cares, not even parents.

newIdentity ,

Blood is thicker than beer

pancakes , in Chonkasaurus
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Rizz-Rex

AceQuorthon , in Worst assure sauce

Jesus fucking Christ this meme is awful

Ensign_Crab , in Chonkasaurus

There’s a dinosaur named after Zuul from Ghostbusters.

Full name: Zuul crurivastator, or “Zuul, Destroyer of Shins.”

InfiniWheel , in SPIDER-MAN IS MINE!

I feel like someone must have done this before with Venom and Eddie, considering how their relationship is likened to a romantic one a lot.

peopleproblems , in Chonkasaurus

Argentinosaurus-> Damn!

Cannibal_MoshpitV3 , in In an alternative universe

In the Oneshot she wouldn’t often just sit quietly while panicking and glaring but would say weird or odd things trying to get a point across or ramble for the entire page.

Also she ran him over with a scooter

Poggervania ,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Kinda wish they stuck with the oneshot instead of Komi being silent 95% of the time.

The poop pudding line is still the highlight of the entire series.

InfiniWheel ,

IIRC she still stood still internally while internally freaking out when speaking. But it was more like she had two modes, rambling and oversharing random stuff or barely saying a word and being kind of dumb.

Green_Bay_Guy , in Oh no. OH NO.

I live in Asia, and normally, “salted cheese” is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I’m assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

dolle , (edited )

But there’s a picture of cheese next to the text!

Edit: it also says “cheese aroma” (“ostarom”) in Swedish.

Anarki_ ,

Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

dolle ,

Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

lapingvino ,

Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

Green_Bay_Guy ,

They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks “Cheese Foam”. https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d83b7c58-20fd-4657-90b0-eacb97fe264a.png

ME5SENGER_24 , (edited ) in Chonkasaurus

Please, dinosaurs today would get 20 year corporate licenses. Arby’s-osaurus Rex; Modelo-dactyl — “for those with the flying spirit”

Edit: are they listening to us?

0x0 ,

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