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superkret , in Unions are like condoms

The only 100% sure way to protect against exploitation of your labor is abstinence.

robocall ,
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hello !antiwork

bufordt , in Olé
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I’m a hopeless romantic.

You’re just hopeless.

HamBrick ,

Comments you can hear

TimeNaan ,

You’re just El Hopaness!

Transcriptionist , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

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A world news article by Associate Producer Savannah Meacham titled Aussie family regrets visiting a beach notorious for monkey attacks after being attacked by monkeys at a famous monkey attack beach in Thailand. Below the title is a paused video with two photos side by side, the left one shows a person bent over with a long-tailed macaque running at them, while the photo on the right shows a woman with her hand over her mouth, looking shocked.

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Deebster , in Unions are like condoms
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That guy has a brilliant username

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in She's beautiful

reverse mermaids would be really really bad at small talk

imgonnatrythis ,

Think they would wear shell pants?

threelonmusketeers ,

Relevant Ricky Gervais: youtu.be/OChTkKjLOPo

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Cabrio , in Evolution of the Trash Can Icon
lwuy9v5 , in Pick your Lemmy instance wisely...

I’m still a little sad that both solarpunk and beehaw just straight up didn’t respond to my essays back when there weren’t that many lemmy instances yet.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I don’t remember if I ever got an email either. I just figured out I was approved once I was able to log on.

I also must say I never wrote an essay lol. Just a few words.

theatomictruth ,

Same, and I literally just wrote “I think Beehaw would be a good fit for me”

MarvinKMooney ,

They denied me when I wrote basically that, and apparently when you are denied that username is then banned.

krellor ,

They had a bug where if you were denied it was supposed to send a notification with a link allowing you to elaborate, but those notices didn't go out. Then, when you've applied but gotten stuck in the unapproved state, your user account exists but is disabled, this you can't make a new account with that same name. Sort of a sucky situation all around.

And009 ,

I like reddthat, no issues so far

aeki ,

I’m on both of those and never got an email, I just tried logging in after a while and it worked.

TokenBoomer , in Unions are like condoms

So unions are ribbed for her pleasure. Nice 👍

luthis , in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant
Moc OP ,

You killed it! People shall sing your praises for generations!

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Bro that mfer looks like it can feed a cat

XEAL ,

I’m Spaniard and I don’t know how the fuck to call that thing.

MOSQUITOTE?

QuazarOmega ,

Omg, kill it with fire!

gothicdecadence ,

Not sure if I should upvote for quality comment or downvote for the raw fear stricken in my soul

Buffaloaf , in Olé

And if they hold out just the one hand it’s “HOPE ROMA” 🙏🍅

Bunnylux ,
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How’s that variety?

Napain ,

E HOPA ROM 😺

boeman ,

Is that latin?

ElBarto ,
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Yeah. It means “Gullible fool”

name_NULL111653 , in Evolution of the Trash Can Icon

I like this meme, because regardless of political orientation I think we can all agree to hate Disney for what they did to Star Wars…

That said, f*ck the Nazi who posted it.

cecicon752 OP , (edited )

So you think anyone who dislikes the Democratic party or leftist politics is automatically a Nazi? That’s a pretty funny definition of Nazi you have there

JizzmasterD , in Seal break and enter

I compare it to a kiss from a rose on the gray…sofa.

Jerkface ,

🎶 Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya~🎶

Spliffman1 , in Olé
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It shouldn’t have, but this made me laugh

over_clox ,

No no, this should make anyone with brain cells laugh haha! 😂🤣

Spliffman1 ,
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😂

satrunalia44 , in Donald Trump teaches his student, Socrates, about morality and Western philosophy.

Interestingly, one of the dialogs of Plato is a conversation between Socrates and Thrasymachus, who basically preached exactly what Trump believes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrasymachus

gibmiser , in Seal break and enter

Sounds like what a side character would read in the news when the protagonist is trying to keep their aquaman moonlighting secret.

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