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blackstampede , in Skibidi Romper

Easy fix, just add a butt flap.

mindbleach , in Cattlemancy

Practicing the forbidden art of nex-mex.

Chickens , in I'm over the Reddit posts / comments

I don’t think I’ve ever noticed those legs before. Noice.

Ubermeisters OP ,

(Someone used AI to extend the image down)

HjonKonnor , in Cattlemancy

Can’t wait to play Hogwarts Redemption!

GreenMario , in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant
Intralexical ,

I love how villainous they look oh my god

Sigh_Bafanada ,

Bro please put a trigger warning here

GreenMario ,

Look bro we told you not to go north on I-15 from Goodsprings. But noOooO “shortest path to Vegas is a straight line” you said.

TheObserver , in Uno reverse 🔁
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So glad i never used twitter. The only elon musk thing i follow is spacex even then i wish he wasn’t the ceo of it but he is mr money bags so it is what it is. Anything for space exploration.

BilboBargains , in The Dope Fiend

He needs running through with a flaming duffel coat.

Franzia , in Pick your Lemmy instance wisely...

I know some peeps are annoyed at the thought of instance drama or writing essays etc. But this is exactly what I wanted.

cocobean , in Why are there people like this?!

Hmmm, will Musk let me in on his next pump and dump scheme?

elscallr ,
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Right? If I can get in on the grift that might be worth more than 10 million

ICastFist ,
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He sure will! As soon as he sees that it’s about to sink, he’ll sell his spot to you for a special price

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cocobean ,

Nah that’s too late. I want to find out before the tweet goes out 😁

NoNotLikeThat , in We all need to heal.

I have my transparent purple Gameboy tucked in a safe place. My husband had me get rid of my Nintendo 64 a few years ago, and I’m still not over it.

kameecoding ,

hit the husband, delete lawyer, up the gym

The_Helmet_Stays_On ,

Delete the husband, hit on the lawyer, call the gym

demlet ,

Who makes someone get rid of a gaming console?

glennglog22 ,
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Seriously, why?

NoNotLikeThat ,

It was because we were moving, donating items we didn’t use as often, and I have other gaming consoles. He’s a great husband.

demlet ,

Blink twice if he’s making you say that. Kidding! It was just the wording that made it sound weird. All good!

Speculater ,
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I’m sorry for your loss, I hope you can find a new one that doesn’t control you like that.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Why didn’t you tell him no?

clb92 ,

transparent purple

Atomic Purple

TheGingerNut , in Uno reverse 🔁
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Idiot

betterdeadthanreddit , in Cattlemancy

It’s the hat of the High Planes Drifter.

samus12345 , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach
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“I hear we’re going to Ape Island.”

“Yeah, to capture a giant ape! I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.”

“Why, what’s there?”

“Apes. But they’re not so big.”

abbotsbury ,
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Women and seamen don’t mix.

Default_Defect ,
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Thats how you get sea-ciety.

Deez ,

“…Don’t worry it’s just a name”

Attacking by monkeys

“He said it was just a name?!”

“What he meant was monkey attack island is actually a peninsular.”

dx1 ,

Welcome to monkey attack island, where nothing can possiblay go wrong.

NumbersCanBeFun , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach
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  • candybrie ,

    Those are the cutest warning signs I have ever seen.

    FredericChopin_ ,

    Nice.

    I hope your leg is better.

    li10 ,

    I don’t think those warning signs adequately convey the fact that those fuckers will rip your face off if you look at them funny…

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  • slaacaa ,

    Are they actually dangerous? E.g. do they “just” rip your hair and hit you, or do they bite and claw your face, causing damages?

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    Corkyskog ,

    They are almost too cute to be taken seriously.

    TheOctonaut ,

    Those are Macaques. Macau is… A different China thing.

    LadyAutumn ,
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    “Walk away calmly, the monkey shall leave.” True words of wisdom.

    fleetw16 ,

    I assume this is Kaosiung. One time I was visiting a campus there that had these monkeys. It was hell and pure entertainment. These monkeys were on parked cars and people couldn’t leave for hours. If they tried to get in their cars the monkeys would attack. And couple came by and the girl had a water bottle so the monkeys attacked her and the boyfriend just bounced and ran off to the hills while his girl was having her hair ripped out.

    I saw this all while I was waiting for my bus. When the bus came and people got off, the unfortunate people on the bus didn’t know there were monkeys and many were carrying plastic stuff in their hands. The monkeys started attacking all the pasaangers getting off. Unfortunately we had to get on the bus and it was pure mayham trying to get on the bus during a monkey ambush.

    WarmSoda ,

    but one of them did try to pee on me from the canopy.

    That’s how you become the Golden Monkey. The greatest of all the monkeys.

    IdiosyncraticIdiot , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

    Ah yes, the all time classic India Johns

    WhiteHawk ,

    It’s like Papa Johns, but from India

    Kimmel ,

    Imbiamba jombes

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