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Ew0 , in and some fools claim installation is the best school of magic - it pales in comparison

Powerful magicks, to be sure.

DarkDecay , in Xitter Tanks

Lol i recently heard someone refer to tweets as xcrements now. Fits perfectly with this

halvar , in Hold up

Read around 30 of them. Some if them were good, some of them terrible

RGB3x3 , in Why are there people like this?!

Tate just looks like an absolute twat in that outfit. Like his mom dressed him for school picture day in last year’s clothes that don’t fit anymore.

jarfil , in Why are there people like this?!

If you play your cards well, you’ll convince them to pay invest $1 billion in your crappy awesome crypto NFT startup.

Viniyur , in Oscar nominated

This movie is kino.

JunctionSystem , in Why are there people like this?!

Cat: Hey, don’t knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You’ll never have a better chance to kill them.

RGB3x3 ,

Oh what I’d give for the opportunity to just lay right into Elon Musk’s ego. You could really tell him off and based on his behavior on Twitter, he’s a baby who can’t take criticism, so it’d really hurt.

That being said, I’m taking the 10M.

0nXYZ , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

I want to see a stack of cans up to the roof then watch them collapse like that old crisis 10000 barrels mod. You can do it!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Sadly, the dream ended at 5 cans.

outwit , in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant

If true, then what am I eating when I have a “burrito?”

Manzas ,

El Car

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Little Donkey

Default_Defect ,
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Wait until you find out what gordita means.

Spliffman1 ,
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A small donkey, man I thought everybody knew that

TheProtagonist , in Why are there people like this?!

What is this? A battle about how stupid a question / choice can get? Sounds like 5th grade schoolyard fun. Anyway, I take the chainsaw…

Aganim , in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant

Military-grade repellant you said? Time to break out the Star Wars Mosquito Defense System.

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Moc OP ,

Someone at Boeing hire this man. The next US Government defence contract will be worth billions.

Darukhnarn , in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant

Those buggers live in Scandinavia I think….

Nowyn ,

They do, and funnily in Finnish, they are called hyttynen while one diminutive is -nen. The question is what the fuck is hytty.

mercury , in Why are there people like this?!

I think the real scenario is that, after going to dinner with either of them, you’ll get a 10m dollar bill in the mail.

Transcriptionist , in Weapons Grade Drag - MilSpec

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zakobjoa OP ,
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Thank you for your service.

Transcriptionist , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

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An image of an unopened sleeve of saltines with text over it. The text at the top reads: off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try eating sleeve of saltines The bottom text reads: you certainly will not regret eating sleeve of saltines

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Brisolo32 ,

good human

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