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GBU_28 , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

How many monkeys would you have to kill to become king of monkey beach?

imgonnatrythis ,

Do they even let you kill them?

GBU_28 ,

Let?

imgonnatrythis ,

A lot of beaches have rules. I’ve found many are even particular about wearing clothes while sunbathing.

GBU_28 ,

When I’m monkey king I’ll make the rules

electrogamerman ,

Ah, yes, i like to sun bath my clothes.

name_NULL111653 , in Fascinating

Throws a plucked chicken at you

synapse1278 , in SKIBIDIBIDIBACTERIA™️
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In the office they have a spray attached to the wall of each stall, you can use some toilet paper to clean the toilet seat with some spray. That’s great. It’s the only reason I still go there.

MonochromeObserver , in Cattlemancy
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This is what kids wear at Ilvermorny.

Disgusted_Tadpole , in We all need to heal.
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Well, the new Mac are colourful

Disgusted_Tadpole ,
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dan1101 , in SKIBIDIBIDIBACTERIA™️

This confirms what I know would happen if I use a public toilet.

notst OP ,
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Hover or death!

Gabe , in Names for different positions on the couch
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When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.

pgetsos ,
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temporarily

Half an hour later....

PlushySD , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

As someone from Thailand, monkeys here are no joke. They are mean and act like a mafia gang. There are many places like this; tour guides always warn you not to bring your bags down with you and leave them in the car. Monkeys will suspect you have food in your bags and snatch them away.

Caculon ,

What else would you keep in your bag?

Waraugh ,

A monkey bomb

DarkDiamondK ,
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Is a monkey bomb better or worse than a bat bomb?

vaultdweller013 ,

If we’re talking about something from Batmans armory then better. If we’re talking about the WW2 Interstate TDR a drone developted by the US military whos counter intellegence was most likely the infamous napalm bats, then its worse.

SomeBoyo ,

bloons

regalia , in The Dope Fiend

me when I run out of cheetos

Ubermeisters , in Cattlemancy

When the mops won’t wrastle themselves into the pen:

CCF_100 , in We all need to heal.

I miss this asthetic so freaking much…

RaivoKulli ,

It’ll probably make a comeback when they realize how much they can profit from the nostalgia towards it

I_LOVE_VEKOMA_SLC , in We all need to heal.

Fun fact: Transparent electronics are a thing because prisons require radios, TV, etc to be able to be seen inside and companies later realised they looked cool.

kratoz29 ,

Thanks criminals (?)

Mamertine ,

IMO it’s more “thanks prison industrial complex”.

The prisoners are just there to satisfy the funding.

HakFoo ,

I thought they’d also test the moulds with clear plastic so it was obvious if there were internal defects due to things like poor flow into part of the mould

Comment105 ,

Why did they end up deciding it’s not cool or worth doing anymore?

hup ,
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The marketing team realized that society isn’t cool enough to buy enough of them to reliably profit off it.

RaivoKulli ,

Fashion

owenfromcanada , in Cattlemancy
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Hooloovoo , in Cattlemancy

Wizard hat with a cowboy brim Guaranteed to blow your mind… Anytiiiiime

PrinceWith999Enemies , in Cattlemancy

Honestly, it just looks like Elphaba’s hat.

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