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Ticklemytip , in Works every time

I can see it now. Some random doesn’t understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn’t say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man’s nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can’t have nice things. Haha

scarrtt ,

Nut rice, gawd

Nintendo ,

is there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself

Ticklemytip ,

Nature’s slow cooker…

And009 ,

Dislodges rice from mouth, it’s uncooked!

AyeAyeCap ,

Wish Lemmy had awards, my man here deserves an award

Ticklemytip ,

Your comment is my reward my guy. Cheers

MotoAsh , in Better luck next time

Stretch often and get a good cervical pillow. Frigging life changing on aches and pains when your body isn’t near its limit simply keeping your head turned or letting a leg flop over. The practice also makes it easier to identify when you’re reaching your limits doing normal stuff, too, so dumb little injuries from pulling something happens far less often.

Tetsuo ,

Cervical pillow works great when I sleep on my back which I kind of hate. And if I sleep on my side I still get a sore neck the next day even with the cervical pillow.

I guess I need to find a thicker cervical pillow with just the right height but it’s not easy…

Steeve ,

I don’t think you’d want a cervical pillow for sleeping on your side would you? A taller memory foam pillow with support would probably be better on your side to keep your neck straight.

MotoAsh ,

Yea, a plain cervical pillow won’t help with side-sleeping, but they do make some weird ones that have way fatter edges and a sunk muddle, or even all the way to a weird boxy starfish shape. They’re all designed to enable comfy back and side sleeping, since you can move about the pillow depending on what you need.

They seem awkward, but they’re fine, even in a normal pillow case.

Polar , in No one really understands our struggle

My old landlord refused to fix our water heater, the leaking roof causing mould and water damage, the outlets that were falling off, the broken light switches that didn’t work, the ceiling light that was flickering and and literally hanging by the wires. All for $2000/month + utilities. Then he kicked us out because he wanted to sell the place, but now he can’t sell it because no bank will touch it with the amount of water damage it has lmao.

Oh ya, can’t forget the 5 times he’s banged on our door threatening us with his lawyer because he stole $100 from us, we asked for it back, but he refused to answer our calls, so we had to wait 12 fucking months before our lease was up and we started paying month to month for us to subtract the $100 he owed us for 12 months from the payment.

uphillbothways , in Seriously guys don't do it
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Mom jokes, spicy chilis and twisting your hands around someone's arm in opposite directions also temporarily off limits.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Oh, I forgot about the unfortunate name for that maneuver.

5redie8 ,

Was about to post it myself before I realized lol

Guy_Fieris_Hair , (edited ) in No one really understands our struggle

I run a small senior living complex in a rural town. We have the cheapest rent in town. We scrape by, trying to make improvements here and there. They are maintained though. We seriously charge hundreds of dollars less than the next closest complex in the area. We refused to raise our rent in the past 4 years dispite rising taxes and utility bills. Most our tenants are widows/widowers living off a fixed income. We are either too nice or bad business owners because that “fix my AC” One always stings and reaches into my personal budget. And by “personal budget” I mean I eat ramen for a couple weeks.

Anyway, I actually feel like this meme. Other than my tenants are usually happy. Occasionally we get someone who is just never happy no matter what you do. I know all the other complexes are owned by one company essentially creating a monopoly and they have exploited this town. We get calls from people crying because they will be homeless.

JPAKx4 ,

Not all heros wear capes

ZombiFrancis ,

It’s the model of housing as a business that is the problem, no matter how benevolent an operator may try to be. The market is designed to eliminate you as competition and reward the exploitative monopolistic company.

More importantly is whether or not you are or would ever act as a firewall against competing (or at this point any) housing development.

Like if a subsidized public housing for seniors opened up next door to your complex offering rates at or below your own: would you support it given this persistent at risk population?

cooopsspace ,

For every one good landlord like you there’s 1mil slumlords that don’t think you even need AC, or think that black mould isnt a health hazard.

Bless you.

phx ,

Tenants deserve to live in house conditions that the landlords themselves would be willing to live in.

LongbottomLeaf , in Works every time

Omg, Ick. Lol

Number358 , in Muskrat IS a genius! Every time I try to close one of these windows, I end up back at the homepage

You say that but, the X Window System has been using an x as it’s logo for decades, and programs that don’t have an icon use the X logo instead, and for some reason no one complained about that, but as soon as known genius Elon Musk does it everyone is suddenly complaining about it. If you wanna complain, be fair and complain about all of the other dumb shit he’s done (there’s a lot)

Rant over

SkyeStarfall ,

That X was never in the upper right corner

Neon ,

Wayland knocking at the Door

RoverRacecar , in Sacrifices are required for high grades

Hopefully he learns.

tentaclius , in No one really understands our struggle

Good old landlords mocking. I bet there is sub-“lemmy” for that

schmorpel , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

Too restrained for a purse. In the pockets of my cargo pants: seeds, flowers and twigs. Bits of string. Plastic electric fence thingies.

zakobjoa OP ,
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See my post history for my EDC.

teruma , in Seriously guys don't do it

We lost a good part of our forest because some dipshit thought burning the TP from his morning shit was better than carrying it out with him.

RGB3x3 , in Smell their fear

Bruh, this is killer… Whale

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Gork , in Confidence

Needs a ramp of some sort

DocBlaze ,

LOOKS LIKE THEM OLE DUKE BOYS AT IT AGAIN!

marcos ,

That.

You will never manage to cross if you don’t put a raised board there.

Aurenkin , in Confidence

Anyone who says that has failed to grasp the gravity of the situation.

unreachable ,
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things are only going downhill from here on

Aurenkin ,

There is definitely a gap in their thinking.

notabot ,

They think they’ve cracked it, but their thinking isn’t properly grounded; it’s just a flight of fantasy.

Hupf ,

GCU Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall

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