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sangriaferret , in Old-timey doctors

Credit to John Mulaney for this joke

Decoy321 , (edited )

This joke has been around a lot longer than he has.

Also, this image is a knockoff of a decade old meme, but made worse by adding a lot more words.

Edit: the older version

sangriaferret ,

Thank you for your input.

Decoy321 ,

You are quite welcome!

(I’m helping! Yaaaaaay!)

Edit: Found the old version, just to provide actual help.

Bezzelbob , in Old-timey doctors
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Today they advocate for Keto and lab grown meat

CaptnNMorgan ,

Unless you’re referring to fake meat like impossible burger, what is wrong with lab grown meat? Does the nutritional value change when cells are cloned or something?

Bezzelbob ,
@Bezzelbob@lemmy.world avatar

Most notably the fact that it grows so quickly by utilizing cancer cells, also that this is the exact same scenario as the cigarette epidemic, no one knows what exactly are the side effects since this has never been done before, were trying to paly god without knowing the implications. Also i find it ironic how most people stay away from preservatives and artificial chemicals because “theyre bad and make in a lab” but will happily down man’s attempt at playing god

captain_oni ,

Where did you heard that? The only sources I’ve been able to find about lab-grown meat being made out of cancerous cells are tik-tok videos.

All articles I’ve read talk about it being made out of stem cells.

Not calling you a liar, and you have a point that this is something really new and we do not, in fact, know the long term consequences. But I couldn’t find any reliable source to your claim.

And since I know the meat industry will do anything in its power to stop lab-grown meat from being a thing, I wouldn’t trust just “rumors”.

But I guess we should all be a bit skeptical of any claims both for in favor and against.

FlyingSquid ,
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Are you questioning the results from the TikTok Journal of Advanced Biological Studies?

Bezzelbob ,
@Bezzelbob@lemmy.world avatar

You won’t find any scientific papers specifically saying cancer because the only papers (in any industry) are the ones that that owner (the company) can profit from. I don’t think I need to go into how every company for the last 100 years have been doing this.

The reason they don’t have to specifically say it’s cancer it’s because of a legal loophole. It’s the same reason delta 8 thc can be sold in gas stations but delta 9 is federaly illegal, or how docs can give out percs, oxys, etc but not heroine

Stem cells aren’t really cells per say, they’re more of a blank canvas that can be turned into whatever cell they want… the issue tho: stem cells are EXPENSIVE. doing some rough math, the average placenta can cost 30-50,000 dollars, which can hold 10-50 million stem cells, an 8-ounce steak roughly contains about 289 million cells. So assuming every since stem cell was successfully turned into meat that would mean an 8oz steak would cost 46,136,100,300,000,000,000 USD. Also this doesn’t take into account growth time. So instead they use cancer cells to try to simulate meat since cancer cells grow 3x faster and with less maintenance, which is saving them an incomprehensible about of money

At the end of the day, it’s the same legal loophole they use to sell delta 8 in gas stations, while delta 9 is on the same level as heroine

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
@send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world avatar

Did you know there were abostos-filtered cigarettes?

“Sir, I want more cancer with my cancerstick pls”

Posted from my radium painted watch.

Aggravationstation , in the truth

They say T minus cos they’re all trans

Bezzelbob , in Hee hee
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zbyte64 , in Never know til you go.

The disclaimer just means you’re innovating.

tkk13909 , in I Might Have Ordered the Wrong Sandwich

How hungry?

KingJalopy ,

Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant

pinkyprincessfiona , in Never know til you go.

I feel so lost…. What’s going on???

Nicoleism101 , (edited )

There were those rich people who died when their submarine was squashed by pressure during their attempt to reach titanic and let’s say no one was sad here. And now op encourages supertruck owners to maybe end up in a similar situation as a somewhat dark joke.

Another take would be a coupon for landlords only titanic dive. I mean I am one but like no one will read that far

stembolts , in CRANKIN' MAH HOG!!!

Yeah but how old is red face white hair man.

blindbunny ,

That’s just Bernie Sanders

stembolts ,

Omg you’re right. That means I can check Wikipedia, he is 82 years old.

Now please OP, update the image. For no one shall disrespect THA HAWWWWGGZ THAT’S RIGHT I WAS ONE THE WHOLE TIME CRAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN…

ThrowawayPermanente ,

I am once again asking you to crank yer hawg

ooterness , in CRANKIN' MAH HOG!!!
MarcomachtKuchen ,

HELL YEAH BROTHER, AROOOO

abbadon420 ,

What is that place? I see it come by every once in a while, but I don’t get it.

Anyolduser ,

IT’S ALL ABOUT BEING AWESOME AND CRANKING YOUR HOG! AROOOOOO

ooterness ,

It’s a parody of overserious memes that are trying to sound edgy and badass. The archetype is a gun-wielding skeleton that’s riding a motorcycle and saying something about thin blue lines, but wolves and other imagery are also adjacent.

Instead, THE_PACK takes that aesthetic, cranks it up to 12, and adds some silly text. Everyone is role-playing as a skeleton that’s obsessed with motorcycles (hogs). You have to TALK IN ALL CAPS to be heard over the engine noise. And everyone’s friendly and welcoming in a way that edgelords aren’t.

A few great examples from the last year or so:

abbadon420 ,

That does sound like something I would to participate in.

Anyolduser ,

THEN GET IN THERE AND CRANK YOUR HOG, BROTHER!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Cranks the hog up to 12

JigglySackles ,

HELL YEAH BROTHER! I LOVE CRANKIN MY MFING HOG SO HARD IT LEADS TO A, LARGE THROBBING POSITIVE MINDSET!!!

Lucidlethargy , in Never know til you go.

This is misinformation and I just really want everyone to be aware of it.

The Cybertruck is NOT a BOAT! It is, however, a “submersible vehicle”. This means it can go underwater up to, but NOT exceeding, 4,000 meters.

This will, amazingly, bring you to the titanic within around 200 meters of the max. This said, please be careful when you get close to the maximum specified depth.

Keep on Truckin’ Cybertruck owners! You are so very special, unique, and powerful. Go find your dreams!

werefreeatlast , in Fuck the law

Nah. That’s an entire air fryer in there.

pommes , in What a Hobby

I can also do this with beer.

CaptainBasculin , in I Might Have Ordered the Wrong Sandwich
Snapz , in Give Blood or Life

Uh yes, life please… Oh wait!!!

Godric , in CRANKIN' MAH HOG!!!

HE’LL YEAH MFERS!!!11!!!

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